SG1- Mission Reports Ronon Style

[Dr Quinn]

We started a thread in the Atlantis folder that summarizes the episodes in the style of Atlantis' Ronon's Prodigal recorded Mission Report that went like this:
(spoilered cause it's a Season 5 ep)

Spoiler:

"Michael invaded Atlantis"
"Tried to blow it up"
"We stopped him"
"End of Report"

or (permission given by Baileyblue)
Conversion
"Sheppard turned into a bug"
"I shot him"
"Beckett turned him back"
"End of report"

Anybody want to try with SG1 episodes? There's tons of them!

[DeRoest]

"Moebeus"
"We went back in time"
"We died"
"We went back in time"
"Daniel died"
"We got fish now"
"End of Report - Close enough"

[Starsaber]

The Tomb (just finished watching it)

Found pyramid
ziggurat
Whatever
Got trapped inside
Russians died
Killed Goa'uld
Found ring transporter
End of report

[SerenaSerenity]

LOL Nice. I'll have to think up some later. *nod nod*

[Col.Foley]

Ba'al took gates
We were trapped
We were beamed out.
We took the gates back, except one.
Returned to Earth.
Daniel needed a doctor
Sam a shower.
Teal'c said we were suitably employed.
I looked at my gun lovingly.
The end.

[Alteran of Atlantis]

"Bad Guys"
We went to a planet.
The people freaked.
Took some hostages.
Set a bomb.
Used the bomb to get home.
That planet has problems.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

window of opportunity

We got stuck in a time loop.
It was most unpleasant
Ill never eat fruit loops again
Indeed

[mr_kennedy]

this thread is awesome

ripple effect (favorite episode)

something happened in space
we met other sg-1 teams from other places
saw dr frasier again
sg-1 (us) fought a bad sg-1
fixed whatever went wrong in space
thats it

[Sue_Jackson]

Meridian

Mission report:

- Went to some planet
- Tried to get some powerful rock
- Met some geek who got along well with Daniel
- Daniel got radiation poisoned
- Daniel died
- Daniel asceneded
- Was sad
- End report

[jelgate]

Its too long

[mr_kennedy]

1969

went back through time by accident
o'niell slept with cameroan mitchel's mother
went into the future
came back into our own time
thats it

[Alteran of Atlantis]

Lost City
Found one of those Ancient things.
Got my head sucked again.
Crap...

[amconway]

Seth:
Found a Goa'uld
Killed a Goa'uld
Carter is scary.

[mr_kennedy]

singularity

everyone died on the planet we went to
found a girl all alone
she had a bomb in her stomach
nothing happened

[amconway]

singularity

everyone died on the planet we went to
found a girl all alone
she had a bomb in her stomach
nothing happened

Or:

everyone died on the planet we went to
found a girl all alone
she had a bomb in her stomach
Carter is as bad as Daniel
why do I give orders?
; )