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    Default SG1- Mission Reports Ronon Style

    We started a thread in the Atlantis folder that summarizes the episodes in the style of Atlantis' Ronon's Prodigal recorded Mission Report that went like this:
    (spoilered cause it's a Season 5 ep)
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    "Michael invaded Atlantis"
    "Tried to blow it up"
    "We stopped him"
    "End of Report"

    or (permission given by Baileyblue)
    Conversion
    "Sheppard turned into a bug"
    "I shot him"
    "Beckett turned him back"
    "End of report"

    Anybody want to try with SG1 episodes? There's tons of them!
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    "Moebeus"
    "We went back in time"
    "We died"
    "We went back in time"
    "Daniel died"
    "We got fish now"
    "End of Report - Close enough"

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    The Tomb (just finished watching it)

    Found pyramid
    ziggurat
    Whatever
    Got trapped inside
    Russians died
    Killed Goa'uld
    Found ring transporter
    End of report

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    LOL Nice. I'll have to think up some later. *nod nod*

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    Ba'al took gates
    We were trapped
    We were beamed out.
    We took the gates back, except one.
    Returned to Earth.
    Daniel needed a doctor
    Sam a shower.
    Teal'c said we were suitably employed.
    I looked at my gun lovingly.
    The end.

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    "Bad Guys"
    We went to a planet.
    The people freaked.
    Took some hostages.
    Set a bomb.
    Used the bomb to get home.
    That planet has problems.

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    window of opportunity

    We got stuck in a time loop.
    It was most unpleasant
    Ill never eat fruit loops again
    Indeed

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    this thread is awesome

    ripple effect (favorite episode)

    something happened in space
    we met other sg-1 teams from other places
    saw dr frasier again
    sg-1 (us) fought a bad sg-1
    fixed whatever went wrong in space
    thats it
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    Meridian

    Mission report:

    - Went to some planet
    - Tried to get some powerful rock
    - Met some geek who got along well with Daniel
    - Daniel got radiation poisoned
    - Daniel died
    - Daniel asceneded
    - Was sad
    - End report

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    Its too long
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    Jelgate is right

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    1969

    went back through time by accident
    o'niell slept with cameroan mitchel's mother
    went into the future
    came back into our own time
    thats it
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    Lost City
    Found one of those Ancient things.
    Got my head sucked again.
    Crap...

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    Seth:
    Found a Goa'uld
    Killed a Goa'uld
    Carter is scary.

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    singularity

    everyone died on the planet we went to
    found a girl all alone
    she had a bomb in her stomach
    nothing happened
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    singularity

    everyone died on the planet we went to
    found a girl all alone
    she had a bomb in her stomach
    nothing happened
    Or:

    everyone died on the planet we went to
    found a girl all alone
    she had a bomb in her stomach
    Carter is as bad as Daniel
    why do I give orders?
    ; )

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    A Matter of Time
    SG-10 went to a planet.
    Didn't come back.
    People started talking slow.
    Carter rambled about black holes.
    Some dude sacrificed his life to shut the Gate down.
    End report.

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    Urgo

    Mission report:

    - Ate pie
    - Teal'c drank hot pot of coffee
    - Really really annoying alien in our heads making us do things
    - Got him out
    - End report

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    Mission report:

    - Goa'uld asteroid about to hit Earth
    - Stopped asteroid
    - Saved Earth
    - End report
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    Lifeboat

    "Daniel was his usual crazy self"
    "We made him slightly more sane"
    "End of report"
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    Lost City:

    Anubis was trying to attack Earth;
    We flew fast to a lava planet;
    Got some battery thing;
    We flew back to Earth;
    Anubis got here, tried to destroy Earth;
    We stopped him.
    End of report.
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    48 hours

    teal'c was stuck in the gate system
    mckay was annoying
    carter saved him
    thats it

    avater

    government tested a new training simulation
    teal'c was stuck inside
    killed repeatedly
    daniel saved him
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