The Manly Thread of Manliness!!

[jelgate]

I will give the eulogy

[squirrely1]

no....you'll have nothing good to say.... I nominate epg....even though he may likely serve spam at the wake

[jelgate]

The dogs need to eat something

[squirrely1]

there will be no dogs in attendance

[jelgate]

But you're here

[Anja]

Can I offer bacon for everyone???

*offers huge plate*

[jelgate]

*eats the whole plate*

[Anja]

*eats the whole plate*

Upset tummy?

[jelgate]

Nope

[squirrely1]

*eats the bacon* Well jelgate said nothing about the bacon he only ate the plate!

[jelgate]

This is what happens when you just copy the answer book. You take everything literally

[squirrely1]

hey I'm just stating the facts here!

[jelgate]

You are not

[squirrely1]

Yes I am...you said you ate the plate...not the contents. Be more specific!!

[jelgate]

Use your brain