I'm so fed up with all this ceaseless sludge that the Sci-Fi Channel here in the United States cranks out every year, pouring millions and millions into horrific productions with some of the worst writing we've ever seen. So fed up, in fact, that I'm going to outshine Skiffy at its own game.
They may think 'Mansquito' was a hilariously bad title, and they may think their announcer can make things sound as cheesy and campy as is humanly possible, but let's beat them to the punch!
In this topic, for however long it may last (and I'll be honest, I'll be somewhat surprised if it lasts at all; I'm just in a strange mood right now) we come up with atrociously campy movie titles and appropriately lackluster taglines. We then envision the Sci-Fi Channel announcer (or, elsewhere across the globe, someone equally nauseating in everything they read things aloud) speaking said tagline in an advertising commercial.
We continue to do this, assuming I even get a single reply in this bizarre topic, simply for laughs as we compliment one-another on respective outlandishly terrible premises. Feel free to add a brief plot description if it suits you.
Here, I'll go first, and potentially last.
From the network that brought you 'Decoys 2: Alien Seduction' comes an all-new thriller. Six teens, seven 20-somethings and MC Hammer as the wise village elder star against a vengeful tribe of draconic roosters. And these roosters don't just wake you up -- THEY BREATHE FIRE ON YOUR NECK. 'Dragon Chickens'. Premieres this Saturday on the most dangerous night on television.
They may think 'Mansquito' was a hilariously bad title, and they may think their announcer can make things sound as cheesy and campy as is humanly possible, but let's beat them to the punch!
In this topic, for however long it may last (and I'll be honest, I'll be somewhat surprised if it lasts at all; I'm just in a strange mood right now) we come up with atrociously campy movie titles and appropriately lackluster taglines. We then envision the Sci-Fi Channel announcer (or, elsewhere across the globe, someone equally nauseating in everything they read things aloud) speaking said tagline in an advertising commercial.
We continue to do this, assuming I even get a single reply in this bizarre topic, simply for laughs as we compliment one-another on respective outlandishly terrible premises. Feel free to add a brief plot description if it suits you.
Here, I'll go first, and potentially last.
From the network that brought you 'Decoys 2: Alien Seduction' comes an all-new thriller. Six teens, seven 20-somethings and MC Hammer as the wise village elder star against a vengeful tribe of draconic roosters. And these roosters don't just wake you up -- THEY BREATHE FIRE ON YOUR NECK. 'Dragon Chickens'. Premieres this Saturday on the most dangerous night on television.
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