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    Things you DO want to hear on the Atlantis Intercom

    Since I just cannot find this game ...and I know it was here before...I'm starting it up again...


    Rodney and John perform a skit at the first annual Atlantis Talent Show...

    (they walk out on stage. John is dressed in a 1940's baseball uniform and carrying a bat while Rodney is dressed as a peanut vender, carrying a Peanut box from which he sells his peanuts. Take Me Out to the Ballgame plays in the background)

    Well Costello, I'm going to New York with you. You know Bucky Harris, the Yankee's manager, he gave me a job as coach for as long as your on the team.

    Look Abbott, ifyour the coach, you must know all the players.

    I certainly do.

    Well youknow I've never met the guys. So you'll have to tel me their names, and then I'll know who's playing on the team.

    Oh, I'll tell you their names, but you know it seems to me they give these ball player now-a days very peculiar names.

    You mean funny names?

    Strange names, pet names...like Dizzy Dean...

    His brother Daffy.

    Daffy Dean...

    And their French cousin.

    French?

    Goof`e.

    Goof`e Dean. Well, lets see, we have on the bags, Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third...


    ~to be continued in the next post~
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    That's what I want to find out.

    Isay Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know's on third.

    Are you the manager?

    Yes.

    You gonna be the coach too?

    Yes.

    And you don't know the fellows' names?

    Well I should.

    Well then who's in first.

    Yes.

    I mean the fellow's name.

    Who.

    The guy on first.

    Who.

    The first baseman.

    Who.

    The guy playing...

    Who is on first!

    I'm asking YOU who's on first.


    ~to be continued in the nezt post~
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      #3
      That's the man's name.

      That's who's name?

      Yes.

      Well go ahead and tell me.

      That's it.

      That's who?

      Yes.

      :: PAUSE ::

      Look you gotta first baseman?

      Certainly.

      Who's playing first?

      That's right.

      When you pay off the first baseman every month, who gets the money?

      Every dollar of it.

      All I'm trying to find out is the fellow's name on first base.

      Who.

      The guy who gets...

      That's it.

      Who get's the money.

      He does, every dollar. Sometimes his wife comes down and collects it.


      ~to be continued in the next post~
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        #4
        Whose wife?

        Yes.

        :: PAUSE ::

        What's wrong with that?

        Look, all I wanna know is when you sign up the first baseman, how does he sign his name?

        Who.

        The guy.

        Who.

        How does he sign...

        That's how he signs it.

        Who?

        Sheppard: Yes.

        :: PAUSE ::

        All I'm trying to find out is what's the guys name on first base.

        No. What is on second base.

        I'm not asking you who's on second.

        Who's on first.

        One base at a time!

        Well, don't change the players around.

        I'm not changing anybody!

        Take it easy buddy.

        ~to be contiued in the next post~
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          #5
          I'm only asking you, who's the guy on first base?

          That's right.

          Ok.

          All right.

          :: PAUSE ::

          What's the guys name on first base?

          No. What is on second.

          I'm not asking whose on second.

          Who's on first.

          I don't know.

          He's on third.

          Now how did I get on third base?

          Why you mentionedhis name.

          If I mentioned the third basemans name, who did I say is playing third?

          No. Who's playing first.

          What's on first?

          What's on second.

          I don't know.

          He's on third.

          There I go, back on third base again!

          :: PAUSE ::


          ~to be continued in the next post~
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            #6
            Would you just stay on third base and don't get off it.

            All right, what do you want to know?

            Now who's playing third base?

            Why do you insist on putting Who on third base?

            What am I putting on third?

            No. What is on second.

            You don't want who on second?

            Who is on first.

            I don't know.

            & THIRD BASE!

            :: PAUSE ::

            Look, you gotta outfield?

            Sure.

            The left fielder's name?

            Why.

            I just thought I'd ask you.

            Well, I just thought I'd tell ya.

            Then tell me who's playing left field.

            Who's playing first.

            I'm not... stay out of the infield! I want to know what's the guys name in left field?


            ~to be continued in the next post~
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              #7
              No, what is on second.

              I'm not asking you who's on second.

              Who's on first!

              I don't know.

              & THIRD BASE!

              :: PAUSE ::

              The left fielder's name?

              Why?

              Because!

              Oh, he's centerfield.

              :: PAUSE ::

              Look, you gotta pitcher on this team?

              Sure.

              The pitcher's name?

              Tomorrow.

              You don't want to tell me today?

              I'm telling you now.

              Then go ahead.

              Tomorrow.

              What time?

              What time what?




              ~to be continued in the next post~
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                #8
                What time tomorrw are you gonna tell me who's pitching?

                Now listen. Who is not pitching.

                I'll break your arm, you say who's on first! I wan't to know what's the pitchers name?

                What's on second.

                I don't know.

                & THIRD BASE!

                :: PAUSE ::

                Gotta catcher?

                Certainly.

                The catcher's name?

                Today.

                Today, and tomorrow's pitching.

                Now you've got it.

                All we got is a couple of days on the team.

                :: PAUSE ::

                You know I'm a catcher too.

                So they tell me.

                I get behind the plate to do some fancy catching, Tomorrow's pitching on my team and a hitter get s up. Now the heavy hitter bunts the ball. When he bunts the ball, me, being a good catcher, I'm gonna throw the guy out at first base. So I pick up the ball and throw it to who?

                Now that's the first thing you've said right.

                I don't even know what I'm talking about!

                :: PAUSE ::


                ~to be continued in the next post~
                Last edited by RodneyIsGodney; 10 September 2008, 10:38 AM.
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                  #9
                  that skit is hilarious... *must watch it now*

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                    #10
                    That's all you have to do.

                    Is to throw the ball to first base.

                    Yes!

                    Now who's got it?

                    Naturally.

                    :: PAUSE ::

                    Look, if I throw the ball to first base, somebody's gotta get it. Now who has it?

                    Naturally.

                    Who?

                    Naturally.

                    Naturally?

                    Naturally.

                    So I pick up the ball and throw it to Naturally?

                    No you don't, you throw it to Who.

                    Naturally.

                    That's different.

                    That's what I said.

                    Your not saying it...

                    I throw the ball to Naturally.

                    You throw it to Who.

                    Naturally.


                    ~to be continued in the next post~
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                      #11
                      That's it.

                      That's what I said!

                      You ask me.

                      I throw the ball to who?

                      Naturally.

                      Now you ask me.

                      You throw the ball to who?

                      Naturally.

                      That's it.

                      Same as you! Same as YOU! I throw the ball to who. Whoever it is drops the ball and the guy runs to second. Who picks up the ball throws it to What. What throws it to I Don'tKnow. I Don't Know throws it back to tomorrow. Triple play. Another guy gets up and hits a long fly ball to Because. Why? I Don't know! He's on third and I don't give a dam!

                      What?

                      I said I don't give a dam!

                      Oh, that's our shortstop.

                      The audience applauds... Rodney and John take a bow...



                      Listen to it here --->www.phoenix5.org/humor/WhosOnFirstAudio.mp3

                      OR:

                      Watch it here --->http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sShMA85pv8M
                      Last edited by RodneyIsGodney; 10 September 2008, 11:14 AM.
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                        #12
                        -mental green-
                        ~Bushy~

                        "Look, you don't know me. This is when I'm at my best. This is when I shine: impossible deadlines."
                        Dr. Meredith Rodney McKay
                        -
                        "That doesn’t matter! You’re hostages! We’re your…we’re your captors! We’re heavily armed! There’s rules! There’s a whole school of etiquette to this!"
                        Dr. Daniel Jackson
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                        "My name is Dean Winchester. I'm an Aquarius. I enjoy sunsets, long walks on the beach, and frisky women."
                        Dean Winchester

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by bfh_bushy_tush View Post
                          -mental green-
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                            #14
                            So, Elizabeth, do you wanna grab a drink or something?

                            No, that's ok. I really prefer Ronon.
                            This is my own sig of my fave character!

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by E'lyssa View Post
                              So, Elizabeth, do you wanna grab a drink or something?

                              No, that's ok. I really prefer Ronon.
                              Ok, I only put that on here, just because I would laugh so much as my sister (who loves that ship) so much if it ever was said!
                              This is my own sig of my fave character!

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