I can prove beyond a reasonable doubt that God exists, and hates me with a passion. My romance life has been destroyed or been made so difficult I can no longer ignore it. My first girlfriend when i was 14, within the first 2 weeks left for a month long cruise in Europe and since we couldnt communicate it fell apart. fast forward a few years, i get pretty comfortable and plan to ask another girl out, that morning m parents sat me and my sister down and told me they want a divorce, understandably that didnt work out also. I tried again right before the school year ended and she told me she leaves to Australia for two months a few days from then. A month ago I met this girl who i asked out, the day we were supposed to go out her mom held her back because she had to pack for a trip, which lasted a month. For that month i talked to her, when she got back we got another date, the same day we set that date she gets into a minor car accident and cant go out the next day. Finally today as i go to take her out, the car in front of me looses something i am forced to run over it, when i pick her up i let her drive to boost her confidence and as we get to our destination the tire ****ing shreds. I fix it in about half an hour, continue on and then her mom calls saying shes heading home early. So anyone want to disagree with me, God exists and he hates me
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Sounds like you're having a run of bad luck there. Sorry to hear that though.Please do me a huge favour and help me be with the love of my life.
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Yeah, sure. God exists, and he spends all of his time making sure you are miserable. Cause it's all about you, right?
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the probability of this happening in this such a way is slim to none, and it having happened like clock work every time something good is going to happen is just unexplainable. I feel that God ignores me until i have something good going and steps in and does something to prevent it.Their white flags are no match to our guns!!
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Originally posted by 2ndgenerationalteran View Postthe probability of this happening in this such a way is slim to none, and it having happened like clock work every time something good is going to happen is just unexplainable. I feel that God ignores me until i have something good going and steps in and does something to prevent it.
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has anyone heard of member bashing? *raises hand* oh? just me? be nice to the poor guy. the forums for making friends not enemies.
now. dont feel bad about whats happened. it happened and you cant change that. all you can do is make the best of it. the girl is still in touch and she hasnt been put off by it, so she obviously likes you. second, i always find that bad luck is the opposite head of a coin. sooner or later it flips. the good luck in this is that the girl still likes you enough to speak and go out with you. dont let the bad fortune put you off and make you sour. im sure some good luck is just around the corner
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Originally posted by 2ndgenerationalteran View PostI can prove beyond a reasonable doubt that God exists, and hates me with a passion. My romance life has been destroyed or been made so difficult I can no longer ignore it. My first girlfriend when i was 14, within the first 2 weeks left for a month long cruise in Europe and since we couldnt communicate it fell apart. fast forward a few years, i get pretty comfortable and plan to ask another girl out, that morning m parents sat me and my sister down and told me they want a divorce, understandably that didnt work out also. I tried again right before the school year ended and she told me she leaves to Australia for two months a few days from then. A month ago I met this girl who i asked out, the day we were supposed to go out her mom held her back because she had to pack for a trip, which lasted a month. For that month i talked to her, when she got back we got another date, the same day we set that date she gets into a minor car accident and cant go out the next day. Finally today as i go to take her out, the car in front of me looses something i am forced to run over it, when i pick her up i let her drive to boost her confidence and as we get to our destination the tire ****ing shreds. I fix it in about half an hour, continue on and then her mom calls saying shes heading home early. So anyone want to disagree with me, God exists and he hates meSpoiler:Disclaimer:
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