Return of the Caption Thread!

[TheHomegaMan]

OK, kids, here's the picture. Your job is to find a caption for it. I'll start.



Beckett: You wanna see the inside of a dead dude? 50 bucks.

[auralan]

Beckett: I don't think an extreme makeover is going to be enough in his case. We may have to call the Queer Eye guys for some grooming tips.

[ShadowMaat]

Beckett: It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim!

[Kliggins]

Sheppard: What do you mean he's dead; it was a flesh wound.

[Erik Pasternak]

Beckett: This is the latest Swan contestant. At the end of the show, she will become more beautiful then you could ever imagine.

[KUtrekkie]

Beckett: He's so darling when he's sleeping.

[Gorthaur]

sheppard: that is one ugly cadaver
Beckett: hey that is my wife your talkign about.

[Skydiver]

This is what happens, Major Sheppard, when you don't use sunscreen.

[lionel_pendergast_rocks]

Beckett: Hey, look what happens when i poke him here!

[Salty]

Beckett: Do you think she'll wake up if I kiss her?

[Skydiver]

John, i know you like older women, but i think you're taking it a bit far.

[ShadowMaat]

Beckett: I've warned you how many times about being too rough on your, er... friends.
Sheppard: Hey, he said he could handle anything I tried! It's not MY fault he was lying!

[TheHomegaMan]

Beckett: I've warned you how many times about being too rough on your, er... friends.
Sheppard: Hey, he said he could handle anything I tried! It's not MY fault he was lying!

Oh gawd, do I see a Shep/Steve Slasher Thread in the near future?

[TheHomegaMan]

Beckett: He may be dead, but I have good news. I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico.

[lionel_pendergast_rocks]

Guy Behind Beckett: And I thought my grandma was ugly. sheesh!