Ultimate Stargate Pick-Up Lines

[SaharaGate]

I was discussing the need for a line of Stargate related jewellery with my brother today (I'm thinking big silver stargate hoop earrings! ). He suggested a big gold stargate on a chunky gold chain (think sugar daddy style) with a giant plastic kawoosh.

Naturally, my thought processes then turned to gateworld forums, and how bowled over I would be if somebody actually used a stargate related pick up line on me (given that I'm pathetically single and how few stargate fans there seem to be in real life...).


So....what stargate pick up line would absolutely knock you off your feet?? (not neccessarily in the good way )


Here's a couple I prepared earlier (picture the aforementioned sg sugar daddy for best results). Beware if you're not into dairy...there is major cheese ahead.


"Hey babe! Check out my wormhole!'

"Can you see the fluctuations in my event horizon?" *picture abs worthy of Apophis*



Now it's your turn...

[Tok'Ra Hostess]

This might work, depending on how desperate you are....

Female, KREE!

[SP90]

Female, kree? LMAO! I don't think the lady will understand unless she is a fan too.

[Colonel]

This is why I dont click on threads with this type of title anyways,

Bashaak Aray Kree Female Kree Kel mar tokeem Kel Sha Kree This is sure to pick up something perhaps not even a women.

*Few of the extremely extreme Stargate fans run to there Goa'uld dictionary*

[Erik Pasternak]

Probably not very good, but, I'd love to lock your seventh chevron. Horribly pathetic, right?

[Lunar]

Oh... my... god...
I consider myself a hardcore fan but if someone EVER said anything like that to me...
I guess I'd just have to respond with a classic O'Neill line.
'Oh for cryin' out loud.'
And then run.
Just kidding
How about, 'you turn my chevrons?' OR 'you dial my homeworld?'

[Gategirl]

Now look, I try really hard to stay out of the gutter, but you are forcing me to return......

"Here are my coordinates, dial my gate anytime!"

"I;ve seen some hot gouald before, but you must be their system lord!"

"For you, my iris is always open!"

"Now you look like someone I could share my sarcofigus (sp?) with!"

"You look like first prime material!"

Someone stop me please!! LOL

[yaaayoubetcha]

well sure it looks like a zat now....but with the right wormhole, it could be a staff weapon.....


and the truly obvious and pathetic.....and i've used a variation....

'do you have any tau'ri in you? no? do you want some?'

[Starlilica]

*slaps forehead*

My turn!


"My staff weapon is made of naquadah!"
"You can 'kree' my staff weapon any day!"
Or the ever popular:
"My Stargate goes 'round, too, ya know...."

Really lame, I know.

[Jprime]

"I'm with Junior".

I'VE USED IT MYSELF!

[XToDaZ]

- Can I enter your gate with my staff weapon ?
- This is my zat. One zat stuns ... let me show, it will stun you.
- Oh, you're like a black hole, I feel so attracted to you and have lost complete track of time girl.
- Wanna replicate ?
- Let's teach the Asgard something important ... come with me ...

[mishy_mo]

My maths teacher actullay told us about this one apperently he never used it and i suppose it could be stargate related.

'i've got a nine inch refractor.'

incase you don't know out there a refractor is - it's something you find on a telescope -it's the bigger lens.

[SaharaGate]

Wow!

I'm very impressed! These are too funny!

Here's a couple more (firmly placed in the gutter):



"Wanna ride in my puddlejumper?

"Is that a symbiot in your pouch or are you just happy to see me?"

"Watch out for that puddle...oh, too late. Let's get you out of those wet clothes..."

[sueKay]

You really open my iris

Wanna go for coffee?

Lame huh?

[Indiana]

To some girl you do not know, "Did you hear what they said about the death gliders that crashed in Antarctica?" The girl says, "no what?" You say, "They were good ice breakers" If she don't go for the comedy value then she aint worth it.