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    First Lieutenant JJSNgadget's Avatar
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    Default Things You Wouldn't Want To Hear in the Tardis or in the Torchwood Hub

    Just like the thread Things You Wouldn't Want to Hear on the SGC/Atlantis Intercom, this thread is for things you wouldn't want to hear in the Tardis or in the Torchwood hub.




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    Default Re: Things You Wouldn't Want To Hear in the Tardis or in the Torchwood Hub

    "The Tardis isn't the only thing that's bigger on the inside"

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    Default Re: Things You Wouldn't Want To Hear in the Tardis or in the Torchwood Hub

    'I think the pterodactyl has stomach problems'

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    Default Re: Things You Wouldn't Want To Hear in the Tardis or in the Torchwood Hub

    Gwen: "Jack...your zips undone...and your out of breath..."
    Ianto: "Jack..." (From bedroom)
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    Default Re: Things You Wouldn't Want To Hear in the Tardis or in the Torchwood Hub

    In the Hub
    "OK, what smartarse fed the pterodactyl spicy burritos???"
    followed by
    "I'm not cleaning that up"

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    Default Re: Things You Wouldn't Want To Hear in the Tardis or in the Torchwood Hub

    *lift opens*

    passer-by "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" *thunk*

    Gwen: "I told you someone would fall in."

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    Default Re: Things You Wouldn't Want To Hear in the Tardis or in the Torchwood Hub

    *Screams are heard in Roald Dahl Plass*

    Tosh - "Jack we're getting reports of a naked man tapdancing in the plass, we think the perception filter is on the blink"

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    Default Re: Things You Wouldn't Want To Hear in the Tardis or in the Torchwood Hub

    "What do you mean 'the size of Belgium'?!"


    "Five Rounds Rapid"




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    Default Re: Things You Wouldn't Want To Hear in the Tardis or in the Torchwood Hub

    Poss Spoilerish:

    Spoiler:
    Gwen: For the hundredth time Owen, I'm not into necrophilia!

    Ianto: Get that clammy thing away from me!


    *Looks at them and thinks...am I making this a tad bit rude???*


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    Default Re: Things You Wouldn't Want To Hear in the Tardis or in the Torchwood Hub

    Quote Originally Posted by Allestian View Post
    Poss Spoilerish:

    Spoiler:
    Gwen: For the hundredth time Owen, I'm not into necrophilia!

    Ianto: Get that clammy thing away from me!


    *Looks at them and thinks...am I making this a tad bit rude???*

    Don't worry, I'm surprised someone didn't make it ruder earlier...


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    Default Re: Things You Wouldn't Want To Hear in the Tardis or in the Torchwood Hub

    Oh good.



    Gwen: I said water the plants Jack...with a watering can?

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    Default Re: Things You Wouldn't Want To Hear in the Tardis or in the Torchwood Hub

    "Um... are the cell doors open for a reason?"


    "Five Rounds Rapid"




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    Default Re: Things You Wouldn't Want To Hear in the Tardis or in the Torchwood Hub

    "Ow - that really hurt..." *Whoosh* (TARDIS)

    Please oh please...don't let that one happen.



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    Default Re: Things You Wouldn't Want To Hear in the Tardis or in the Torchwood Hub

    Ianto - Guy's, I'm sorry but Myfanwy's just flown off with the last of the coffee

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    "A Weevil Jack? Really!?"


    "Five Rounds Rapid"




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    Default Re: Things You Wouldn't Want To Hear in the Tardis or in the Torchwood Hub

    In either environ.... "What the hell is that?"
    "A society grows great when old men plant trees, the shade of which they know they will never sit in. Good people do things for other people. That's it, the end." -- Penelope Wilton in Ricky Gervais's After Life

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    Default Re: Things You Wouldn't Want To Hear in the Tardis or in the Torchwood Hub

    "What is that mysterious ticking noise?"


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    Default Re: Things You Wouldn't Want To Hear in the Tardis or in the Torchwood Hub

    It's highly contagious; we'll all have to stay here until the infectious stage passes. That'll be roughly two days after the pustules erupt, about when the sulphur dioxide emmissions stop.

    Madeleine

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    Default Re: Things You Wouldn't Want To Hear in the Tardis or in the Torchwood Hub

    Gwen: "That's not the keyhole"
    Owen: "Oops"

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    Default Re: Things You Wouldn't Want To Hear in the Tardis or in the Torchwood Hub

    Gwen: ok, i understand the perception filter, i understand that we are not alone in the universe, i even understand the rift, but can someone please tell me how the weevils come to our dimension wearing jumpsuits???
    "victimsofninjasayidsaywhat?"
    "what?"
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