Things You Wouldn't Want To Hear in the Tardis or in the Torchwood Hub

[JJSNgadget]

Just like the thread Things You Wouldn't Want to Hear on the SGC/Atlantis Intercom, this thread is for things you wouldn't want to hear in the Tardis or in the Torchwood hub.




"Hey, what does this button do?"

[Reefgirl]

"The Tardis isn't the only thing that's bigger on the inside"

[Allestian]

'I think the pterodactyl has stomach problems'

[Blitz]

Gwen: "Jack...your zips undone...and your out of breath..."
Ianto: "Jack..." (From bedroom)

[Rain nah]

In the Hub
"OK, what smartarse fed the pterodactyl spicy burritos???"
followed by
"I'm not cleaning that up"

[JJSNgadget]

*lift opens*

passer-by "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" *thunk*

Gwen: "I told you someone would fall in."

[Reefgirl]

*Screams are heard in Roald Dahl Plass*

Tosh - "Jack we're getting reports of a naked man tapdancing in the plass, we think the perception filter is on the blink"

[Flyboy]

"What do you mean 'the size of Belgium'?!"

[Allestian]

Poss Spoilerish:

Spoiler:

Gwen: For the hundredth time Owen, I'm not into necrophilia!

Ianto: Get that clammy thing away from me!

*Looks at them and thinks...am I making this a tad bit rude???*

[Flyboy]

Poss Spoilerish:

Spoiler:

Gwen: For the hundredth time Owen, I'm not into necrophilia!

Ianto: Get that clammy thing away from me!

*Looks at them and thinks...am I making this a tad bit rude???*

Don't worry, I'm surprised someone didn't make it ruder earlier...

[Allestian]

Oh good.



Gwen: I said water the plants Jack...with a watering can?

[Flyboy]

"Um... are the cell doors open for a reason?"

[Allestian]

"Ow - that really hurt..." *Whoosh* (TARDIS)

Please oh please...don't let that one happen.



"Who tested the SUV for a submersible?"

"Stop singing Chitty Chitty Bang Bang - it doesn't fly!"

[Reefgirl]

Ianto - Guy's, I'm sorry but Myfanwy's just flown off with the last of the coffee

[Flyboy]

"A Weevil Jack? Really!?"

[DigiFluid]

In either environ.... "What the hell is that?"

[Allestian]

"What is that mysterious ticking noise?"

[Madeleine]

It's highly contagious; we'll all have to stay here until the infectious stage passes. That'll be roughly two days after the pustules erupt, about when the sulphur dioxide emmissions stop.

[Coco Pops]

Gwen: "That's not the keyhole"
Owen: "Oops"

[rosey_angel]

Gwen: ok, i understand the perception filter, i understand that we are not alone in the universe, i even understand the rift, but can someone please tell me how the weevils come to our dimension wearing jumpsuits???