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Things You Wouldn't Want To Hear in the Tardis or in the Torchwood Hub
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It's been so long since I was on here...
Okay, I'm taking this one from filming yesterday.
*The team are in the forest investigating some nasty creature that eats people...*
Gwen: A bit eerie...
Ianto: Yeah...
Jack: Oh come on, you two aren't scared are you? Don't worry - I'll protect you.
*A squirrel jumps out from a tree and darts across their path*
Jack: Squirrel!!! Squirrel!!! Squirrel!!!
*Jack chases the squirrel into the bushes and disappears out of sight. The monster jumps out in front of Ianto and Gwen*
Gwen: Oh...
Ianto: *Bleep*ing squirrels...
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*grins to self and smiles*
Squirrels? Allestian, that wasn't the squirrels fault.!!!!
Following Allestians, comment, i got my own, from our filming adeventures on Sunday.!
*Ianto is teaching Gwen to Dance before her wedding*
Ianto- 1,2,3, 1,2,3, 1,2,3...Don't step on my toe!
Gwen-"You stepped on mine!
*Jack is giggling and smiling to himself, as he spies in them from his office, he steps right, left and right then twirls around pretend to dance with an invisible partner.*
Jack- Ladala lala la laThis is my timey wimey detector, it goes ding, when there's stuff.
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Originally posted by Enaj View Post*grins to self and smiles*
Squirrels? Allestian, that wasn't the squirrels fault.!!!!
Following Allestians, comment, i got my own, from our filming adeventures on Sunday.!
*Ianto is teaching Gwen to Dance before her wedding*
Ianto- 1,2,3, 1,2,3, 1,2,3...Don't step on my toe!
Gwen-"You stepped on mine!
*Jack is giggling and smiling to himself, as he spies in them from his office, he steps right, left and right then twirls around pretend to dance with an invisible partner.*
Jack- Ladala lala la la
Never dancing again...
*Jack puts down a notebook and goes off to do some Weevil hunting, Ianto picks up the notebook, believing it to be his diary...*
Ianto: Dear Diary...
LATER!!!
*Jack picks up the book and turns the page from where he'd left off*
Jack: I found it was difficult to catch the Weevil this time...especially when he hugged me and called me his little snuggle teddy...What the!? Ianto!
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Originally posted by Allestian View Post*Facepalm*
Never dancing again...
*Jack puts down a notebook and goes off to do some Weevil hunting, Ianto picks up the notebook, believing it to be his diary...*
Ianto: Dear Diary...
LATER!!!
*Jack picks up the book and turns the page from where he'd left off*
Jack: I found it was difficult to catch the Weevil this time...especially when he hugged me and called me his little snuggle teddy...What the!? Ianto!
*Gwen leaves a box on her desk when she goes home* *Jack and Ianto stare at it*
Ianto: You open it, sir.
Jack: No, you. I'm not touching it.
Ianto: You're the immortal one, you open it!
Jack: I'm your boss so I order you to open it!
Ianto: I don't care that you're my boss, you op-*Gwen walks back in*
Gwen: Sorry about that, I forgot my leftover take-away from lunch.
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Wow - this place is completely and utterly abandoned!!! Not been the same since it got blown up...
Erm...let's see...with maintaining taste and niceness...
Jack: Gwen!?
Gwen: Yeah!?
Jack: Activate the new external defences!!!
Gwen: What!? Why!?
Jack: JUST ACTIVATE THE NEW EXTERNAL DEFENCES!!!
*Gwen hits the button, gunfire and explosions can be heard from above ground*
Gwen: Wh-What was that...???
*Jack slouches back into his seat*
Jack: Russell was on his way with the new scripts...
(Just kidding. I don't really RTD bash))
Gwen: Jack???
Jack: Yeah???
Gwen: When was the last time you checked the freezer's thermostat???
*The Hub is suddenly flooded by a wave of defrosted freezer water*
(Erm...)
Radio: There's a report coming in of three youths being locked in a black SUV and surrounded by a pack of lions at Knowlesly Safari Park...
Jack: That teaches them for stealing my car...
Gwen: But Jack...they car has so many locks on it...
Jack: And they're all going to deactivate in five minutes.
Gwen: Jack!!!
Jack: I've got the SUV on remote control, I'll get them out of there...
*Gwen smiles and walks off*
Jack: When the lions have had their fun...
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owen: i am sorry but i will have to put Myfanwy down.
jack: but he barely hit the wall, he cant be that hurt
owen: no i mean he is way to heavy i cant carry him
bada bada boo....
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owen: look i will have to put Myfanwy down
gwen: it's not that bad
owen: look it stinks, it has a massive nose, it has no useful purpose
bada bada boo....
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few hours after real strong indian curry
doctor: WOW.... sorry but i wouldn't go in the tardis for a few hours
martha: but this planet explodes in ten minutes
doctor: OH! er well i would hold your nose and breath when you go in.
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doctor: remember i once laughed that i could one day regenerate with two heads....
rose: Yes....
Doctor head1: Well it appears...
doctor head2: ...i may regret saying...
doctor head3: ...such stupid things...
doctor head4: ...while RTD is in the room!
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Ianto: Well? Where IS it?
Jack: I don't know! Owen, can I borrow that quantum x-ray device?
Owen: ...Ok.
Jack: Hold still, Ianto.
*tweeeeeee!*
Jack: Ah! there it is!
Ianto: That's the last time I play 'Orion hide and seek' with you, sir.sigpic
More fun @ Spoofgate!
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