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    Default Re: Things You Wouldn't Want To Hear in the Tardis or in the Torchwood Hub

    owen: i am sorry but i will have to put Myfanwy down.
    jack: but he barely hit the wall, he cant be that hurt
    owen: no i mean he is way to heavy i cant carry him

    bada bada boo....
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    owen: look i will have to put Myfanwy down
    gwen: it's not that bad
    owen: look it stinks, it has a massive nose, it has no useful purpose

    bada bada boo....
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    few hours after real strong indian curry
    doctor: WOW.... sorry but i wouldn't go in the tardis for a few hours
    martha: but this planet explodes in ten minutes
    doctor: OH! er well i would hold your nose and breath when you go in.

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    doctor: remember i once laughed that i could one day regenerate with two heads....
    rose: Yes....
    Doctor head1: Well it appears...
    doctor head2: ...i may regret saying...
    doctor head3: ...such stupid things...
    doctor head4: ...while RTD is in the room!

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    Ianto: Well? Where IS it?
    Jack: I don't know! Owen, can I borrow that quantum x-ray device?
    Owen: ...Ok.
    Jack: Hold still, Ianto.
    *tweeeeeee!*
    Jack: Ah! there it is!
    Ianto: That's the last time I play 'Orion hide and seek' with you, sir.

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    Default Re: Things You Wouldn't Want To Hear in the Tardis or in the Torchwood Hub

    Various: Oo-er missus, that's not the sonic screwdriver!

    Carry on Doctor Who!

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    I thought i'd bump this thread up in honour of the new Doctor!
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    The one phrase you never want to hear anywhere:

    "uh oh"
    If found, is probably lost on the way to Azaroth or the Pegasus Galaxy

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    ***bumping this thread***
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    Oopps!
    "What do you mean by 'Oopps'?"
    Team Starfist protects all. But having a fully loaded P-90 helps...
    Reality is an illusion... Created by those who cannot handle Stargate...!
    Jankowski's Rules: Rule 1: Check your Six!
    I'm not perfect. But parts of me are excellent I also cook...!
    To thy own self... Be true
    May the odds.... Be ever in your favour..!

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    Doctor: Nexion Galaxy, home of the chocolate loving Oompa Loompas.
    Amy: Oompa Loompas? Are you sure?
    Doctor: Of course I'm sure!
    Rory: I knew it!! I knew Oompa Loompas were aliens!! No one can be that shade of orange.
    Doctor: It was very generous of them to let you lot film that ridiculous movie in one of their lost ships. All it cost in return was a peak at your admittedly lacking star charts.
    Amy: ...... I hate you, both of you.... *storms off*
    Rory: *beams*
    Doctor: *blinks* What just happened?
    Rory: I just won a bet. I never win a bet. Think they'll let her swim in the chocolate river?
    Doctor: Think it would help?
    Rory: She's a woman, it's chocolate.... certainly couldn't hurt.
    Doctor: *mutters to self* maybe i should bring River here.
    Rory: What was that?
    Doctor: Oh nothing!
    I'm a Slasher. I slash. It's what I do.


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    Amy ! You cannot wear that...!
    "What do you mean by 'Oopps'?"
    Team Starfist protects all. But having a fully loaded P-90 helps...
    Reality is an illusion... Created by those who cannot handle Stargate...!
    Jankowski's Rules: Rule 1: Check your Six!
    I'm not perfect. But parts of me are excellent I also cook...!
    To thy own self... Be true
    May the odds.... Be ever in your favour..!

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    *giggles* Actually, this chocolate-bit is quite hilarious, Lilith.
    *starts dreaming of a chocolate-river"
    Nobody asked me, if I wanted to live. So don't anyone tell me how I shoul lead my life.

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    Doctor what does this switch do?
    "What do you mean by 'Oopps'?"
    Team Starfist protects all. But having a fully loaded P-90 helps...
    Reality is an illusion... Created by those who cannot handle Stargate...!
    Jankowski's Rules: Rule 1: Check your Six!
    I'm not perfect. But parts of me are excellent I also cook...!
    To thy own self... Be true
    May the odds.... Be ever in your favour..!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Greenee View Post
    *giggles* Actually, this chocolate-bit is quite hilarious, Lilith.
    *starts dreaming of a chocolate-river"
    it was a stroke of PMS inspired genius
    I'm a Slasher. I slash. It's what I do.


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    "There are those who believe...!"

    Daleks are real. Torchwood doesn't exist...!
    "What do you mean by 'Oopps'?"
    Team Starfist protects all. But having a fully loaded P-90 helps...
    Reality is an illusion... Created by those who cannot handle Stargate...!
    Jankowski's Rules: Rule 1: Check your Six!
    I'm not perfect. But parts of me are excellent I also cook...!
    To thy own self... Be true
    May the odds.... Be ever in your favour..!

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    Eleven: *punches air* Yes! I'm bringing Sexy back!
    -random Capt Jack appears-
    Jack: Hey Doc! I'm already here!
    Eleven: *startled* Jack! What are you doing here? How did you get here? Is there anyone else with you?
    Jack: Oh, I hitched a ride with her. -points thumb at River-
    River: Hello Sweetie! Who's Sexy?
    I'm a Slasher. I slash. It's what I do.


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    Default Re: Things You Wouldn't Want To Hear in the Tardis or in the Torchwood Hub

    I'm realy glad, we didn't hear that:

    Spoiler:
    The Scene where Gwen has interrupted Jack and Ianto (you know which one I'm talking about)
    Jack: Theres always room for on more [...]


    Gwen: All right, I'll come in.
    Nobody asked me, if I wanted to live. So don't anyone tell me how I shoul lead my life.

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    *shudders* no... just no.... i am vehemently anti-Gwen... Rhys deserved way better than her
    I'm a Slasher. I slash. It's what I do.


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    A lot of people seem to think like that. I like her pretty much and as much as I like the Jack-Ianto-relationship I don't mind that Jack was chrushing on her as well (and she on him). At first I actully did wanted them to get together (sort of) but now I think, the way it turnd out is the best the writers could have done.
    (
    Spoiler:
    acceot killing Janto, of course. Why did they have to do this??? WHY?
    )

    But squeezing in between them? That would be too much. Even for Torchwood.
    Nobody asked me, if I wanted to live. So don't anyone tell me how I shoul lead my life.

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    "I have an Austin Allegro now. Austin Allegros are cool."

    Showing my age, methinks...

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