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    Default Re: Things You Wouldn't Want To Hear in the Tardis or in the Torchwood Hub

    Quote Originally Posted by rosey_angel View Post
    Gwen: ok, i understand the perception filter, i understand that we are not alone in the universe, i even understand the rift, but can someone please tell me how the weevils come to our dimension wearing jumpsuits???
    JACK: Well, in addition to living in the sewers, they also work for the council.

    ROSE: That's right, they're council weevils.
    COUNCILMAN: They have council trucks, council axes, and council roads.
    ROSE: But no council spaceships.

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    Och I typed 'council' so many times, now it looks weird to me.

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    Default Re: Things You Wouldn't Want To Hear in the Tardis or in the Torchwood Hub

    "What happens if I push this button"

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    Default Re: Things You Wouldn't Want To Hear in the Tardis or in the Torchwood Hub

    "Jack? How many pterodactyls do we have?"
    "One."
    "You sure about that?"


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    Default Re: Things You Wouldn't Want To Hear in the Tardis or in the Torchwood Hub

    IANTO: Well, Myfanwy must have met a big bird cuz I'm seeing lil pterodactyls in her cage.
    OWEN: What are you talking about, they don't look anything like Big Bird.
    IANTO: Not 'Big Bird' a big bird.

    GWEN: Oh, they're so cute.
    TOSHIKO: Don't open the cage!
    GWEN: Oops.

    JACK: *facepalm* I work with idiots.

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    Default Re: Things You Wouldn't Want To Hear in the Tardis or in the Torchwood Hub

    (I actually called Myfanwy "Big Bird" in fanfiction notes a while ago)

    *A few months later*

    Ianto: Erm Jack? Some farmer near Bristol has reported half of his animals gone missing...that's somewhat of 500 sheep, 45 cows, two ducks, a chicken, and a yorkshire terrier.


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    Default Re: Things You Wouldn't Want To Hear in the Tardis or in the Torchwood Hub

    Gwen: "If I've told you once, I've told you twice that's not the keyhole"
    Owen: "Oops, didn't htink you'd notice, or mind "

    Jack: "Hello Gwen!"

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    Default Re: Things You Wouldn't Want To Hear in the Tardis or in the Torchwood Hub

    Aww that was evil...



    Spoiler:
    Jack: You put your left leg in...your left leg out...your left leg in...
    *The team just looks in the direction of the office*


    Have to be careful - if it gets my mates at college laughing their heads off then it must be watched.


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    Default Re: Things You Wouldn't Want To Hear in the Tardis or in the Torchwood Hub

    Quote Originally Posted by Allestian View Post
    (I actually called Myfanwy "Big Bird" in fanfiction notes a while ago)

    *A few months later*

    Ianto: Erm Jack? Some farmer near Bristol has reported half of his animals gone missing...that's somewhat of 500 sheep, 45 cows, two ducks, a chicken, and a yorkshire terrier.

    GWEN: "They even got the dog?" *wibble*

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    *whoosh, vrorp, whoosh, vrorp, whoosh*
    -ten minutes later-
    IANTO: "Would the owner of the blue box please move your conveyance? You're blocking our lift."

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    Lmao!!!

    In the deepest recesses of Myfanwy's cave...
    Dog: Woof!!! Woof!!!


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    Default Re: Things You Wouldn't Want To Hear in the Tardis or in the Torchwood Hub

    Quote Originally Posted by Allestian View Post
    Lmao!!!

    In the deepest recesses of Myfanwy's cave...
    Dog: Woof!!! Woof!!!

    *squeal, chomp*

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    *Cries on the floor laughing*

    I don't know how to continue that one...erm...

    Gwen is in tears at the demise of said pooch.
    Jack: Don't worry Gwen, I'm sure that was the dog auditioning for Bakers Original...

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    Default Re: Things You Wouldn't Want To Hear in the Tardis or in the Torchwood Hub

    in the Hub...

    Jack: The flashing lights and sirens are no cause for alarm....but take my word for it...
    RUN!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rain nah View Post
    in the Hub...

    Jack: The flashing lights and sirens are no cause for alarm....but take my word for it...
    RUN!!
    Ooooooohh...when I ever write a Torchwood script (Which I will do since I've finished my Doctor Who one-off) I am soooooo going to put that in as a line.



    Spoiler:
    Jack: That spaceship that hit the water tower??? No biggie. The aliens terrorising the locals??? Not a problem. The fact that they remain clothed...A CRIME AGAINST NATURE!!!

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    Default Re: Things You Wouldn't Want To Hear in the Tardis or in the Torchwood Hub

    putting this one in spoiler just in case...cause the guys here 'bout busted a gut so it may be out'o'bounds....

    Spoiler:
    Jack: DAMN!!....even I wouldn't shag that....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rain nah View Post
    putting this one in spoiler just in case...cause the guys here 'bout busted a gut so it may be out'o'bounds....

    Spoiler:
    Jack: DAMN!!....even I wouldn't shag that....
    *Applauds fullheartedly* Welcome to the 'On-the-edge-of-the-thread-team'...pushing the boundaries to the limit. Like my nan says - Rules are made for breaking...

    Ianto: Torchwood 2 called, the RETCON now comes in supository form.
    The team looks away, coughing awkwardly...


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    Default Re: Things You Wouldn't Want To Hear in the Tardis or in the Torchwood Hub

    Quote Originally Posted by Allestian View Post
    *Applauds fullheartedly* Welcome to the 'On-the-edge-of-the-thread-team'...pushing the boundaries to the limit. Like my nan says - Rules are made for breaking...

    Ianto: Torchwood 2 called, the RETCON now comes in supository form.
    The team looks away, coughing awkwardly...

    followed by
    Jack : yes, apparantly they come in small, medium and my size now...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rain nah View Post
    followed by
    Jack : yes, apparantly they come in small, medium and my size now...
    Very nice...*Applauds again*

    Spoiler:
    Jack: Anyone fancy doing the okie kokie?
    Owen: With the way Ianto looked when he came out - no thanks.



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    Default Re: Things You Wouldn't Want To Hear in the Tardis or in the Torchwood Hub

    Quote Originally Posted by Allestian View Post
    Very nice...*Applauds again*

    Spoiler:
    Jack: Anyone fancy doing the okie kokie?
    Owen: With the way Ianto looked when he came out - no thanks.


    so totally out of context...

    Spoiler:
    Owen: Jack you know how fragile I am now...you'd bust me all to pieces

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    Default Re: Things You Wouldn't Want To Hear in the Tardis or in the Torchwood Hub

    Spoiler:
    Tosh: Jack!!! That's not the correct way to reroute a computer circuit!!!


    Ianto: (Whispers) Jack!
    Jack: (Whispers) Why are we whispering?
    Ianto: (Whispers) Fun isn't it!



    The world is in their capable hands...oh dear...


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    Default Re: Things You Wouldn't Want To Hear in the Tardis or in the Torchwood Hub

    Who is Myfawny?

    Is that the pteradactyl that you see in the credits sometimes?

    Where do they keep that thing? And why?

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