Cowpantism

[jelgate]

Mappopism is a false religion with a powerless figurehead. I propose the only true god, cowpants. He is the person who keeps this forum going. I bow to you cowpants. The only poster who deserves to be worshiped.

[starshineRoxie]

Is that because he wanted to stop Wolfax from marrying me? Or do you really trust Cowpants? I do actually. Well, most of the time.

[Davesg-43]

you have stryed from the path of richessness

[tombombadil]

Mappopism is a false religion with a powerless figurehead. I propose the only true god, cowpants. He is the person who keeps this forum going. I bow to you cowpants. The only poster who deserves to be worshiped.

BLASPHEMY!!!!!!!!! KILL THE HERETIC!!!*kills Jelgate* nothing to see here folks go back to worshiping Mapp

[starshineRoxie]

Cowpants is a Mappotheist, as well you know.

[tombombadil]

and it's called Mappothism BTW

[Davesg-43]

BLASPHEMY!!!!!!!!! KILL THE HERETIC!!!*kills Jelgate* nothing to see here folks go back to worshiping Mapp

the evil one shall die *hits jel with lightning*

[cowpants]

Mappopism is a false religion with a powerless figurehead. I propose the only true god, cowpants. He is the person who keeps this forum going. I bow to you cowpants. The only poster who deserves to be worshiped.

I'm a Saint of the Mappothosian order. Should you really be praying to me?

[jelgate]

and it's called Mappothism BTW

You can't kill a servant of the great cow. He is a true god that deserves to be worshiped. All hail Cow.

[Davesg-43]

i am the Mesiah you shall die infadel *hits jel with more lightning *

[tombombadil]

I'm a Saint of the Mappothosian order. Should you really be praying to me?

no, we should only hold you in very high regard. and JEl, he's NOT a cow! he always says that!

[jelgate]

i am the Mesiah you shall die infadel *hits jel with more lightning *

*no effect* You doubt the power of the cow. He is all knowing and all powerful and will clearly strike you down for your heretic acts against his servant.

[Davesg-43]

no, we should only hold you in very high regard. and JEl, he's NOT a cow! he always says that!

lets combine our powers to crush him

[tombombadil]

*no effect* You doubt the power of the cow. He is all knowing and all powerful and will clearly strike you down for your heretic acts against his servant.

HE'S NOT A COW!!

[tombombadil]

lets combine our powers to crush him

EARTH
WATER!
WIND!
FIRE!
HEART!
GO PLANET!
*captain planet appears*