what would you by with a million dollars?

[tombombadil]

what would you buy with a million dollars? here's what i'd by:
A house
Furniture for the house (such as a chesterfield or an ottoman)
A Plymouth Reliant K-Car
A tree fort
A little tiny fridge to put in the tree fort, (containing pre-wrapped sausages)
A fake fur coat (because a real fur coat would be cruel)
An exotic pet (such as a llama or emu)
The remains of John (Joseph) Merrick (the "Elephant Man")
A limousine to drive to the store
Kraft Dinner (and fancy ketchup - dijon ketchup - to go with it)
A fake green dress for someone(because a real green dress would be cruel)
Some art (a Picasso or a Garfunkel)
a monkey (haven't you always wanted a monkey?)

[jenks]

I'd put it in the bank and live off the interest.

[Daedalus-304]

Pay off the my parent's loans and junk.

Use it to pay for the rest of college, maybe buy a car.

Then put the rest of it in the bank.

[The Prophet]

I'd buy your love

[Anubis69]

... Wait until the US dollar is worth more than the paper it's printed on and change it into real currency. lawl.

Failing that, a Sinclair C5. Purely to cruise by some sexy chicks in Glasgow City centre at a cool 15mph and say "ooft, there's yer dinner" before speeding off.

Spoiler:

By "speeding", I of course mean "maintaining a constant velocity".

[Platschu]

If I have one million dollar,
- buy flat
- buy a car
- travel to some good places: New York, London, Kairo, Athen, Madrid, Moscow, Berlin, Sydney, Tokyo to name a few.
- support my relatives and my friends
- make companies to create jobs for people
- make a foundation to donate

[GodAtum]

• I would be able to go to every single Stargate con for the rest of my life.
• I would be able to buy loads of Stargate memorabilia (autographs, props etc).
• I would buy an Air Force dress uniform with all the medals.
• Invite all of SG1 to my Atlantis house on my private island.

[WingedPegasus]

Ensure my parent's comfortable retirement, and buy a house out west someplace. With horses and a big TV.

[P2J]

Ensure my parent's comfortable retirement, and buy a house out west someplace. With horses and a big TV.

i would do pretty much the samething

[tombombadil]

I'd buy your love

YOU"RE A BNL FAN! I'm SO GLAD SOMEONE GOT IT!

[cowpants]

YOU"RE A BNL FAN! I'm SO GLAD SOMEONE GOT IT!

Sadly, I picked up on it at Chesterfield and Ottoman. I know that song way too well.

A million bucks doesn't go very far these days. I'd buy a comfortable place to live, save a bit, give the rest away. I have little use for money.

[2ndgenerationalteran]

house, car, save about 100,000 then spend the rest on alcohol

[AvatarIII]

lol, in the UK, for a million dollars you could buy a house and maybe a car, but not much more, it's not really much money any more. not as muh as it used to be anyway!

[Morbo]

gateworld, and then ban all of you for ****s and giggles

[Davesg-43]

a 12 pac of coke a cola and a Mac Lap top