Favorite Farscape Quotes

[Thunderstorm]

Zhaan : "I can wear a Freudian slip." - Won't get fooled again

Won't Get Fooled Again is full of hilarious quotes.

Crichton: Are you or are you not blue?
Zhaan: Would it matter to you if I was?
Crichton: Do you always answer a question with a question?
Zhaan: Does that bother you?

Crais character: You have the rights to the remains of a silent attorney.

And then there's the whole D'Argo - Crichton which really needs to be heard to get the full effect.

[MFA]

Won't Get Fooled Again is full of hilarious quotes.

Crais character: You have the rights to the remains of a silent attorney.

... If you cannot afford one, tough noogies!

And then there's the whole D'Argo - Crichton which really needs to be heard to get the full effect.

I won't argue with you on that one!! Funny scene though ...

Chiana ... she wants to watch

[Starbase]

Crichton: Are you or are you not blue?
Zhaan: Would it matter to you if I was?
Crichton: Do you always answer a question with a question?
Zhaan: Does that bother you?

LOL, Chricton learned fast to not try and out conversate Zhaan. She definetly had a Fruedian side to her.

Crichton: "On my planet we don't marry people we don't love unless they're critically ill billionaires." - A Kiss is Just a Kiss

Rygel: "Listen to this. Double the Crichton and you double the waste of time." - My Three Crichtons

Crichton: "There's just nothing new in the universe is there? It's the same everywhere, good cop, bad cop." - The Ugly Truth

Zhann (spoken to Crichton): "My dear, I've kicked more ass than you've sat on." - Through the Looking Glass

[Thunderstorm]

Crichton: How do you say we're screwed in your native tongue.

Crichton: Knock, knock, knock. Candygram.

[The Sweet Guy]

Crichton: "This is unbelievable. Can't cook, won't bathe, and now she's narcoleptic? She's a triple threat!"

[McClance]

"I just can't be your kind of hero."
"No, you can't be. But, a man gets his chance to be his own kind of hero. Your time will come, and when it does what out. Chances are it'll be the last thing you ever expected."
--John and Jack Crichton; "Premiere"

"This is John Crichton. Somewhere in the Universe."
--"Family Ties"

"Trust me, my dear. I'm a lawyer."
--Ja Ru'man; "Dream a Little Dream"

"Do you trust him?"
"No. I don't trust him. Do I look stupid to you? Please, don't answer that question."
-- Pilot and John; "Crackers Don't Matter"

"You're not particularly smart. Can hardly see. And, you're not even vaguely mentally, physically, or spiritual imposing. Is there anything you Humans do well?"
"Watch football."
--Pilot and John, "Crackers Don't Matter"

"Zhaan, One request."
"Anything, Moya."
"Sing."
--Moya and Zhaan; "Look at the Princess, Part 3"

[Thunderstorm]

Great quotes McCLance!!!

Chiana: I'm the one that put my hands in the vomit. If you want a turn go get your own vomit.
-- Lava's a Many Spendored Thing

3 good quotes from Green Eyed Monster, I love that ep!

Crichton, "Yes it's new, it's improved, it's the finger of friendship! $19.95 but wait kids there's more!"

Aeryn, "I had this life. I liked it. It had rules, I followed the rules, and that made everything right. And then you come along and you frell everything up. You strange human with...arrogence, stubbornness..."
Crichton, "...dumb..."
Aeryn, "Let me finish! You saw the recording and you didn't say a word. You are like a plague, John Crichton, and you have ruined my life. And yet, I just...keep coming back."

Rygel, "Mother always said I'd die from incompetence. I finally know what she ment. That's why we keep people like you chained in the first place!"


And 2 from Dog with Two Bones

Crichton, "What is all of this?"
Chiana, "I went SHOPPING!"
Crichton, "Shopping? No no...you don't have any money!"
Chiana, "Lifting. Shoplifting."

Crichton, "Be careful."
Aeryn, "I don't have to fly with D'Argo."
D'Argo, "I heard that!"

[The Sweet Guy]

Rygel: "You want me to kill someone so you'll trust me. How... about..."
Scorpius: "Dominar..."
Rygel: "Butcher."
Sko: "You said this one is more valuable."
Rygel: "That was a microt ago..."

Crichton: "You've been lyin' to your daddy, boy, and you know you shouldn't lie to your daddy! It's gonna stop! Who's your daddy?! Come on, you know who your daddy is. Who's your daddy? - D'argo tell'm who his daddy is!"
D'argo: "I'M YOUR DADDY."
Crichton: "That's right!"

[Sun'shyne]

"Zhaan, One request."
"Anything, Moya."
"Sing."
--Moya and Zhaan; "Look at the Princess, Part 3"

Oh man, I loved that moment!!! Teary-eyed moment for sure!

Here are some of my favourites, I'm terrible with Episode names though...

I Need you to understand that CRACKERS DON'T MATTER!!! - Crackers Don't Matter

John - I've been having these flashes, I'm somewhere else, and she's there.. and we're horizontal... and vertical.. and well... everywhere really...

John: How are you doing?
D'argo: I... have... to pee....

John to Zhaan"You're a vegetable??!!"

"she's not dead and no harm has come to her"
"she's in a testtube!!!!"

[The Sweet Guy]

D'argo: "Chiana told me you would start to rob from us."
Rygel: "But I'm not! It's that ***** - it's Chiana!"
D'argo: "SHE'S NOT THE ONE EATING HERE! ... But if you want your crackers so badly, I'll give your eminence crackers! You wanted crackers? GAR! We've got plenty! You see?! NOW EAT. You've got three stomachs, one of them must be empty! EAAAT THEEMM!"

[Xicer]

Here are a few from Peacekeeper Wars:

Stark: I'll take your pain.
D'Argo: No, pain is good. Means I'm alive.
Stark: Then let me help you to the other side.
D'Argo: Frell Stark. This is the other side. I was hoping to go back.

Aeryn: [to Little D] Your father and I want you to have a name that means courage and strength...so we have chosen D'Argo Sun-Crichton.

[Thunderstorm]

John to Zhaan "You're a vegetable??!!"

Isn't that "You're a plant?!?!"
Or maybe he says both.

A little later is the great line from Zhaan - "How animal centric of you"

From Nerve
Crichton: "Danger...danger Will Robinson. Beware the chair."

And a great quote for life in general. I wish more people would embrace this.

Crichton: "Rygel, I figure doing the right thing starts at the beginning of the day, not after you've been caught."

[McClance]

"Pilot, does Moya know where we are?"
"Yes, of course. We're someplace else. I'll...get back to you on the specifics."
--Zhaan and Pilot; "Premiere"

"At least he's out of your nose."
"Hair."
"Yes, that's what I meant. At least he's out of your nose hair."
--D'Argo and John about the other John; "Thanks For Sharing"

"This plan is so bad, it has to be ours."
--D'Argo; "Losing Time"

"RIP ---- JOHN CRICHTON ---- HUMAN ---- ASTRONUT ---- NATURAL BORN LOSER"
--Crichton's tombstone; "Revenging Angel"

"We've gone from 'Die Hard' to 'Honey I Shrunk the Hostages."
--Crichton; "I Shrink, Therefore I Am"

[MFA]

Isn't that "You're a plant?!?!"
Or maybe he says both. [B][/I]

Yes, he does say both. The Scapecast replayed the scene in one of their pod casts ...


John: "Your a plant?"
Zhaan: "I always have been, John, why, does it bother you?"

[pause]

John: "Naw ... it doesn't ... bother me ... I just ... never ... suspected ... YOU'RE A VEGETABLE???"

[MFA]

"Pilot, does Moya know where we are?"
"Yes, of course. We're someplace else. I'll...get back to you on the specifics."
--Zhaan and Pilot; "Premiere"

What a great line! That was when I knew you couldn't diss the puppets just because they were puppets, and you had to really pay attention to FS or you'll miss something!! Even the puppets had great lines!