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    Crichton: I try to save a life a day. Usually it’s my own.
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      John: WE'RE GONNA HAVE A BABY!!! *yells at happiness*
      *Meanwhile on Moya*
      D'Argo: Now John looks very, very angry.
      "I have never understood why it should be necessary to become irrational in order to prove that you care... or why it should be necessary to prove it at all."

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        Lol, rushy, that's a good one

        Chiana: I'm having sex with 3 hynerian donkeys. What does it look like I'm doing?
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          Chiana: Crichton just proposed...
          Rygel: Proposed? Proposed what?
          Chiana: Marriage.
          Rygel: Idiot.
          "I have never understood why it should be necessary to become irrational in order to prove that you care... or why it should be necessary to prove it at all."

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            John: I am in control of ME!!
            Harvey: No more, John.
            John: SCREW YOU!!
            Harvey: The reverse is more likely.
            "I have never understood why it should be necessary to become irrational in order to prove that you care... or why it should be necessary to prove it at all."

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              Welcome to my cold war. Now - what am I offered for all the powers of the Universe?
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                Chiana: Let's screw the pooch. I'm all about fun.
                *Sword fight*
                John: Game on. I learned this on TV!
                Crais: You need more practise, meat!
                John: I'll make a note.
                "I have never understood why it should be necessary to become irrational in order to prove that you care... or why it should be necessary to prove it at all."

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                  Aeryn: D'Argo is thinking with his mivonks again.
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                    John: Check this out, it's a water balloon!
                    Aeryn: What, you think you can throw it with any accuracy?
                    John: I grew up on this things. Wonderful.
                    "I have never understood why it should be necessary to become irrational in order to prove that you care... or why it should be necessary to prove it at all."

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                      *Weird Religious Storm Magnet Guy(WRGMG) is thrown into space*
                      Pilot: Muhahahahahahahaaa!!!*evil laugh*

                      Harvey: You want the chip gone... you want the pain gone...
                      *Scorpius looks smug.*
                      John: Aeryn, I'm gonna go to Scorpius.
                      Aeryn: Frell you are.
                      *Aeryn knocks Crichton out and the two escape. Scorpius looks both surprised and pissed off.*
                      "I have never understood why it should be necessary to become irrational in order to prove that you care... or why it should be necessary to prove it at all."

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                        Pilot: I'm sorry John. I'm afraid I can't do that.
                        "I have never understood why it should be necessary to become irrational in order to prove that you care... or why it should be necessary to prove it at all."

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                          Crichton: "Granny! What are you doing? You have to stop wandering off like this! Thanks for lookin' after her fellas. She's a little [twirls finger in a circle on his temple and whistles]. You haven't seen my dog, have you? [Sees Rygel]. LITTLE BUBBA??!! You got caught in a trap?!"

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                            D'Argo: This plan is so frelled, it has to be ours
                            Originally posted by aretood2
                            Jelgate is right

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                              My favorite

                              "It's beer o'clock. Now where the hell is my riot?"
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                              To see the complete animated picture timeline of the comet landing - http://xkcd1446.org/#7

                              From the wonderful XKCD site http://xkcd.com/1446/

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                                I'll give you my bike if you kill him
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