Favorite Farscape Quotes

[The Sweet Guy]

I love Rygel's line to Zhaan: "Have I ever told you how much I appreciate your counsel?" I always liked the relationship between them.

[rosey_angel]

I love Rygel's line to Zhaan: "Have I ever told you how much I appreciate your counsel?" I always liked the relationship between them.

there's was an odd relationship, but interesting. rygel is such a great character. but pilot is my fave. he kinda reminds me of myself, how he's so calm most of the time, but if you push him too far he goes nuts

DNA Mad Scientist

Pilot: If he should ask for it, what body part are you willing to offer for it, your Eminence?

Crackers Don't Matter

Pilot: While vaguely concerned about you, I am much more interested in how this will effect Moya.

[the Fifth Race]

Crichton and Rygel are the King's of funny quotes....

I wholeheartedly agree brother Starbase. Crichton's quotes tend to be funny and somewhat clever, while Rygel's quotes are sarcastic and funny in a dark way.

Crichton: 'I don't think Pilot's in a Leviathan for Dummies mood right now..' - The Way we Weren't

Crichton: 'Is there some kind of stupid alien quotation book you guys use?' - Meltdown

Crichton: 'It's going to be more real than real. It's going to be super 3-D smell-o-vision in sensoround' - A Clockwork Nebari

[rosey_angel]

and sometimes you just feel so sorry for Crichton.

PK Tech Girl
Crichton: They spit fire? How come no one tells me this stuff? How come no one tells me they spit fire? Aeryn!

Rhapsody in Blue
Crichton: That's my underwear.
Aeryn: (points to tag)What does this say?
Crichton: Calvin.
Aeryn: Well, they're not yours.

[the Fifth Race]

and sometimes you just feel so sorry for Crichton.

PK Tech Girl
Crichton: They spit fire? How come no one tells me this stuff? How come no one tells me they spit fire? Aeryn!

Just re-watched this episode last weekend. Good stuff, better than I remembered.

A little Rygel love

Rygel: 'Listen to this. Double the Crichton and you double the waste of time.' - My Three Crichtons

Rygel: '[I'm] aquatic. That's water, not mud. Mud is mud. You can't breathe in it, you can't move in it. It holds you, it grabs you, it sucks you down. You want to know about mud? I know about mud!' - I, E.T.

Rygel: 'Oh yes, I'm back too. Thanks for asking. Back to being me. Back to being ignored.' - Out of Their Minds

[rosey_angel]

Durka Returns

Rygel :dont you dare thank me for saving your life
Aeryn :i wasn't going to
Rygel why not?

[Bill K]

From "Crackers Don't Matter"
John - "...You frigid, flat butted Peacekeeper skank, is there anything in your life you'll be proud of?"
Aeryn "Yes...Killing you"

From "Premier"
John - "It's not who you are dad, I love who you are, it's being the son of who you are...."

From "The Flax"
John - (When D'argo finally shows up the rescue them), "D'Argo...it's about time!".... Actually, it's the look on Aeryn's face that I love with this one.

By the way, it's been a while since I've viewed a lot of these so if the quotes aren't exactly word for word, well, sometimes the old memory ain't what it used to be.

Bill K

[Thunderstorm]

Rhapsody in Blue
Crichton: That's my underwear.
Aeryn: (points to tag)What does this say?
Crichton: Calvin.
Aeryn: Well, they're not yours.

Love that scene!!

Rygel: "By the yotz...run, fight, surrender! Pick one!"

Crichton: "Sounds like you have a plan."
D'Argo: "We're going to bring him out here and see how he likes being in the cold."
Crichton: "And what if he likes it?"
D'Argo: "Look, one plan at a time!"

and of course, Classic D'Argo

D'Argo: "Do NOT make me tongue you!"

[Starbase]

Durka Returns

Rygel :dont you dare thank me for saving your life
Aeryn :i wasn't going to
Rygel why not?

I just watched Durka Returns a few nights ago. Here is another quote from that great episode and couple of other Chianna zingers ....

Chiana: 'Typical male. Satisfy yourself first.' - Durka Returns

Chiana: 'I say we just go get the guns and go steal the stuff.' - Thanks for Sharing

Chiana: 'If your hand is still there in one microt, I'll snap it off and use it as a good luck charm.' - Bone To Be Wild

[OneillTwo"LL"s]

Aeryn: Talyn, you have seen them both naked, Which one is bigger??

- Season 3 "Green Eyed Monster"

written by Ben Browder by the way!

[Thunderstorm]

Aeryn: Oh just to be in the warm glow of all this testosterone.

[SunKrux]

Aeryn: Tavleck!

[McClance]

"Do me a favor."
"Anything."
"Chiana..."
"Don't worry. I'll look after her."
"No. Go away so that I can speak to Chiana alone."
--D'Argo and John; PKW

Chiana: "Crichton just proposed."
D'Argo: "Proposed what?"
Chiana: "Marriage."
Rygel: "Marriage? Idiot."
"Bad Timing"


"You and your timing."
-Aeryn as she and John kisses just before...something really shocking happens; "Bad Timing"

[rosey_angel]

Bone to be Wild

Crichton: She said you were the monster.
Br'Nee: Yes, my parents believed so too, but it was just a phase all children go through

Zhaan: There is much cruelty in the universe.
Crichton: Yeah... we seem to have a treasure map to it

[McClance]

"Why don't we show them a little compassion?"
"Compassion? What is compassion?"
"You're kidding, right? Compassion is the feeling you get when you see somebody else in pain and, instead taking advantage of them, you try to help them."
"I know this feeling."
"Well, it is a fairly common human feeling."
"I hate it."
-- and ; "Premiere"