Favorite Farscape Quotes

[Thunderstorm]

Aeryn: "I say we Starburst out of here and try our luck somewhere else, Crichton!"
Crichton: "Aeryn, we are out of supplies. We are going to become the Donner party of the Uncharted Territories if we don't get some food soon!"


Crichton: You'll be happy to know we have a plan.
Chiana: I'll be happy to know if it works.


And one of my favs
Crichton, "Oh don't stop now Scorpy. Roll me over and baste the other side."

[the Fifth Race]

A few quotes from one of the most quotable characters in all of scifi.

Crichton: 'It's a Jerry Springer kind of family. But for what it's worth, Zhaan, you are family.' - Family Ties

Crichton: 'Maldis! C'mon you old bas**rd, show your ugly face. Haven't you read the super villain's handbook? This is where you're supposed to twirl your mustache and gloat.' - Picture If You Will

Crichton: 'Aeryn, what the hell is wrong with you? You are the pin up girl for frontal assault.' - Taking the Stone

[SunKrux]

Aeryn: (to mrCasanovaguy) - It's not you, it's me. I just don't like you. - Look at the Princess Trilogy

Aeryn: (again to mrCasanovaguy) I know, it hurts, you want it to not hurt? Well next time hold on to the FRELLING WALL! (slightly paraphrased since it's been a while since I've seen the eps) - Look at the Princess Trilogy

(no I don't remember the exact eps from that trilogy those came from sorry. sue me. )

[rosey_angel]

(no I don't remember the exact eps from that trilogy those came from sorry. sue me. )

ah, but they were such great eps

from Terra Firma
Aeryn: Well. Merry Frelling Christmas.
Crichton: Amen.

and this quote brings me to tears everytime i hear him say it, from We're So Screwed (3): La Bomba

Crichton: Hi... Honey. Huh. Guess what I did at work today? I wore a bomb. A nuclear bomb in a field of flowers. I could get lucky. Tomorrow I could have a bigger bomb. I could kill... more people. Maybe they'll be innocent people. Children... maybe.

[MFA]

Aeryn: (to mrCasanovaguy) - It's not you, it's me. I just don't like you. - Look at the Princess Trilogy

Aeryn: (again to mrCasanovaguy) I know, it hurts, you want it to not hurt? Well next time hold on to the FRELLING WALL! (slightly paraphrased since it's been a while since I've seen the eps) - Look at the Princess Trilogy

(no I don't remember the exact eps from that trilogy those came from sorry. sue me. )

I just loved how Aeryn had to deal with mrCasanovaguy!! And he played the part so well!!!

Actually, I think those were the final of the three in the trilogy.

[McClance]

"Be nice."
"I'm not good at 'nice'."
"Just don't shoot her (Chiana)."
--John and Aeryn; "Taking the Stone"

"We were unable to override their override of our override."
--D'Argo; "We're So Screwed, Part 3"

"I can't believe I left a nuclear bomb in an elevator."
"Don't worry. You've done worse."
--John and Chiana; "We're So Screwed, Part 3"

"Tell your grand kids about me."
"That's a no-brainer. They've got to know who my hero is."
--Jack and John; "Bad Timing" -- Always brings a tear to my eye.

"I grow weary."
"We'll stop for Starbucks on the way back."
--Scarran Emperor and John; PKW

[rosey_angel]

From PKW:

Crichton: You just made a joke.
Aeryn: Soldiers don't have a sense of humor.
Crichton: You better have my dinner ready when I get back on that ship now.
...and especially aeryn's actions at the end

[MFA]

I love the behind the scene's story on that scene, RoseyAngel, and the fact that they actually wrote it into the script!!!

(paraphrasing)

BB - Quite prompting me, Woman!
CB - Did you just call me Woman?


I've heard both Ben and Claudia mention it in a couple of interviews, and elaborate a bit on the before and after.

[rosey_angel]

I love the behind the scene's story on that scene, RoseyAngel, and the fact that they actually wrote it into the script!!!

(paraphrasing)

BB - Quite prompting me, Woman!
CB - Did you just call me Woman?


I've heard both Ben and Claudia mention it in a couple of interviews, and elaborate a bit on the before and after.

oh i know, my sister and i quote that bit all the time they're so cute together, they seem like such great friends

[Thunderstorm]

Some more John and Aeryn quotes

Crichton: "I'm starting to look at Plan C."
Aeryn: "Which is?"
Crichton: "Forget the whole thing and run like hell before they kill us."


Aeryn, "I will not be a slave to your hormones!"
Crichton, "My hormones?! Hey I was lips you were tongue!"
(and there's the whole bit before that about scenting her hair )


Aeryn: "Are you the parasite?"
The Vorc makes a cute little "Wha?" noise.
Crichton: "The answer to that is no! Who's going to say yes to that? That is no!"


Aeryn, "You OK?"
Crichton, "Yea...yea I...I'm all right. Thanks for watching my backside."
Aeryn, "Couldn't help myself."

[rosey_angel]

Einstien: Time
Crichton: Flies
Einstien: Time
Crichton: Bandits
Einstien: Time
Crichton: Wounds all heels
Einstien: Time
Crichton: Rosemary and...
Einstien: Time
Crichton: Time ends

[Starbase]

Aeryn: 'Woody. Human saying. I've heard you say it often when you don't trust someone, or they make you nervous, then they give you....'
Crichton: The willies! She gives you the willies.' - Thank God it's Friday, Again

Jool: 'There I woke him up, now I hope he drops dead.' - Thanks for Sharing

[rosey_angel]

Crichton: Can I get a "Hell, yeah!"?

Hell Yeah!

[the Fifth Race]

A few D'Argo quotes

D'Argo: 'Yeah we need you D'Argo, we need you. Oh, and by the way would you mind putting your hands up against the wall and spreading your legs so I can kick you up the mivonks. You have got to be one dumb trasnik.' - Suns and Lovers

D'Argo: 'The bad news is that you are married and you must endure as a statue for eighty cycles in a strange world.'
Crichton: 'What's the good news?'
D'Argo: 'Chiana and I are having fantastic sex.' - Look at the Princess - I Do, I Think

D'Argo: 'My friend, one thing you have to learn. There is always time for beer.' - Won't Get Fooled Again

[rosey_angel]

D'Argo: 'The bad news is that you are married and you must endure as a statue for eighty cycles in a strange world.'
Crichton: 'What's the good news?'
D'Argo: 'Chiana and I are having fantastic sex.' - Look at the Princess - I Do, I Think

i LOVE that quote. the way D'Argo says it, priceless

Aeryn: We should disassemble the weaker munitions - make our own shock grenades.
Crichton: Arts and crafts, she's gonna be a great mom.

D'Argo: How's your honeymoon?
Crichton: Well, the brochure was better. I hear Bolivia is perfect for a honeymoon.

from PKW again, coz i can never get tired of watching it

[McClance]

Not sure if this one had been mentioned yet, or not. If it has, it deserves to be mentioned again:


"Where's my damn ice cream?!"

[Thunderstorm]

That reminds me of this quote

Crichton: It's beer o'clock. Now where the hell is my riot!

[MFA]

Not sure if this one had been mentioned yet, or not. If it has, it deserves to be mentioned again:


"Where's my damn ice cream?!"

And my favorite come-back ...


Rygel: "I do not know what eyes-is-green is"


I love everybody's responses to John's "Crichtonisms" as much as the Crichtonisms themselves!


Definitely a quote worth repeating over and over again

[rosey_angel]

And my favorite come-back ...


Rygel: "I do not know what eyes-is-green is"


I love everybody's responses to John's "Crichtonisms" as much as the Crichtonisms themselves!


Definitely a quote worth repeating over and over again

totally

The Flax

Crichton : Slick as snot
Aeryn the tanslator microbes must have gotten that one wrong
-- or something to that effect

[SunKrux]

totally

The Flax

Crichton : Slick as snot
Aeryn the tanslator microbes must have gotten that one wrong
-- or something to that effect

Slicker 'n snot is what he says. That's a fav of mine as well.

*I nit there fore I pick.