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  1. #21
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    Default Re: Favorite Farscape Quotes

    "I just can't be your kind of hero."
    "No, you can't be. But, a man gets his chance to be his own kind of hero. Your time will come, and when it does what out. Chances are it'll be the last thing you ever expected."
    --John and Jack Crichton; "Premiere"

    "This is John Crichton. Somewhere in the Universe."
    --"Family Ties"

    "Trust me, my dear. I'm a lawyer."
    --Ja Ru'man; "Dream a Little Dream"

    "Do you trust him?"
    "No. I don't trust him. Do I look stupid to you? Please, don't answer that question."
    -- Pilot and John; "Crackers Don't Matter"

    "You're not particularly smart. Can hardly see. And, you're not even vaguely mentally, physically, or spiritual imposing. Is there anything you Humans do well?"
    "Watch football."
    --Pilot and John, "Crackers Don't Matter"

    "Zhaan, One request."
    "Anything, Moya."
    "Sing."
    --Moya and Zhaan; "Look at the Princess, Part 3"

    "Dragons can't change who they are, but who would want them to? Dragons are powerful, amazing creatures."--Hiccup; Dragons: Riders of Berk

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    Brigadier General Thunderstorm's Avatar
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    Great quotes McCLance!!!

    Chiana: I'm the one that put my hands in the vomit. If you want a turn go get your own vomit.
    -- Lava's a Many Spendored Thing

    3 good quotes from Green Eyed Monster, I love that ep!

    Crichton, "Yes it's new, it's improved, it's the finger of friendship! $19.95 but wait kids there's more!"

    Aeryn, "I had this life. I liked it. It had rules, I followed the rules, and that made everything right. And then you come along and you frell everything up. You strange human with...arrogence, stubbornness..."
    Crichton, "...dumb..."
    Aeryn, "Let me finish! You saw the recording and you didn't say a word. You are like a plague, John Crichton, and you have ruined my life. And yet, I just...keep coming back."

    Rygel, "Mother always said I'd die from incompetence. I finally know what she ment. That's why we keep people like you chained in the first place!"


    And 2 from Dog with Two Bones

    Crichton, "What is all of this?"
    Chiana, "I went SHOPPING!"
    Crichton, "Shopping? No no...you don't have any money!"
    Chiana, "Lifting. Shoplifting."

    Crichton, "Be careful."
    Aeryn, "I don't have to fly with D'Argo."
    D'Argo, "I heard that!"


    To see the complete animated picture timeline of the comet landing - http://xkcd1446.org/#7

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    Rygel: "You want me to kill someone so you'll trust me. How... about..."
    Scorpius: "Dominar..."
    Rygel: "Butcher."
    Sko: "You said this one is more valuable."
    Rygel: "That was a microt ago..."

    Crichton: "You've been lyin' to your daddy, boy, and you know you shouldn't lie to your daddy! It's gonna stop! Who's your daddy?! Come on, you know who your daddy is. Who's your daddy? - D'argo tell'm who his daddy is!"
    D'argo: "I'M YOUR DADDY."
    Crichton: "That's right!"

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    Default Re: Favorite Farscape Quotes

    Quote Originally Posted by McClance View Post
    "Zhaan, One request."
    "Anything, Moya."
    "Sing."
    --Moya and Zhaan; "Look at the Princess, Part 3"
    Oh man, I loved that moment!!! Teary-eyed moment for sure!

    Here are some of my favourites, I'm terrible with Episode names though...


    I Need you to understand that CRACKERS DON'T MATTER!!! - Crackers Don't Matter

    John - I've been having these flashes, I'm somewhere else, and she's there.. and we're horizontal... and vertical.. and well... everywhere really...

    John: How are you doing?
    D'argo: I... have... to pee....


    John to Zhaan"You're a vegetable??!!"

    "she's not dead and no harm has come to her"
    "she's in a testtube!!!!"

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    D'argo: "Chiana told me you would start to rob from us."
    Rygel: "But I'm not! It's that ***** - it's Chiana!"
    D'argo: "SHE'S NOT THE ONE EATING HERE! ... But if you want your crackers so badly, I'll give your eminence crackers! You wanted crackers? GAR! We've got plenty! You see?! NOW EAT. You've got three stomachs, one of them must be empty! EAAAT THEEMM!"

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    Default Re: Favorite Farscape Quotes

    Here are a few from Peacekeeper Wars:

    Stark: I'll take your pain.
    D'Argo: No, pain is good. Means I'm alive.
    Stark: Then let me help you to the other side.
    D'Argo: Frell Stark. This is the other side. I was hoping to go back.

    Aeryn: [to Little D] Your father and I want you to have a name that means courage and strength...so we have chosen D'Argo Sun-Crichton.
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    Delenn: This is Ambassador Delenn of the Minbari. Babylon 5 is under our protection. Withdraw,...or be destroyed.
    Earth Captain: Negative. We have authority here. Do not force us to engage your ship.
    Delenn: Why not? Only one human captain has ever survived battle with a Minbari fleet. He is behind me. You are in front of me. If you value your lives, be somewhere else.
    --Babylon 5 - "Severed Dreams"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sun'shyne View Post
    John to Zhaan "You're a vegetable??!!"
    Isn't that "You're a plant?!?!"
    Or maybe he says both.

    A little later is the great line from Zhaan - "How animal centric of you"

    From Nerve
    Crichton: "Danger...danger Will Robinson. Beware the chair."

    And a great quote for life in general. I wish more people would embrace this.

    Crichton: "Rygel, I figure doing the right thing starts at the beginning of the day, not after you've been caught."


    To see the complete animated picture timeline of the comet landing - http://xkcd1446.org/#7

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    "Pilot, does Moya know where we are?"
    "Yes, of course. We're someplace else. I'll...get back to you on the specifics."
    --Zhaan and Pilot; "Premiere"

    "At least he's out of your nose."
    "Hair."
    "Yes, that's what I meant. At least he's out of your nose hair."
    --D'Argo and John about the other John; "Thanks For Sharing"

    "This plan is so bad, it has to be ours."
    --D'Argo; "Losing Time"

    "RIP ---- JOHN CRICHTON ---- HUMAN ---- ASTRONUT ---- NATURAL BORN LOSER"
    --Crichton's tombstone; "Revenging Angel"

    "We've gone from 'Die Hard' to 'Honey I Shrunk the Hostages."
    --Crichton; "I Shrink, Therefore I Am"

    "Dragons can't change who they are, but who would want them to? Dragons are powerful, amazing creatures."--Hiccup; Dragons: Riders of Berk

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thunderstorm View Post
    Isn't that "You're a plant?!?!"
    Or maybe he says both. [B][/I]
    Yes, he does say both. The Scapecast replayed the scene in one of their pod casts ...


    John: "Your a plant?"
    Zhaan: "I always have been, John, why, does it bother you?"

    [pause]

    John: "Naw ... it doesn't ... bother me ... I just ... never ... suspected ... YOU'RE A VEGETABLE???"

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    Quote Originally Posted by McClance View Post
    "Pilot, does Moya know where we are?"
    "Yes, of course. We're someplace else. I'll...get back to you on the specifics."
    --Zhaan and Pilot; "Premiere"
    What a great line! That was when I knew you couldn't diss the puppets just because they were puppets, and you had to really pay attention to FS or you'll miss something!! Even the puppets had great lines!

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    Ok my quotes of the day are from non humanoid looking friends

    Rygel: "Of all the lesser species, I admit I've grown to like yours the best."

    Pilot: I don't get out much so I read. (Which is such a simple line but implications in coming from Pilot are hilarious )

    Rygel: "I'm Rygel the 16th, Dominar to over 600 billion people. I don't need to talk to you!"


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    Good one's /\/\/\/\ Her are some more Rygel and Crichton qotes...

    Rygel: 'I like my wives pregnant, and my ships cold to the touch. That way my feet stay warm, and my slumber is uninterrupted.' - Rhapsody in Blue

    Rygel: 'Every time I think that there's more to you than a pair of pushed-up loomas in a corset, you disappoint me' - Liars, Guns and Money - With Friends Like These

    Rygel: 'I'm nobody's puppet! - A Clockwork Nebari

    Crichton: 'God-like aliens - man, do I hate god-like aliens. I'll trade a critter for a god-like alien any day.' - Meltdown

    Crichton: 'It's a Jerry Springer kind of family. But for what it's worth, Zhaan, you are family.' - Family Ties

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    mine are:

    Braca: You're the reinforcements?
    Crichton: No, we're the band. Looks like Kiss was your opening act.
    D'Argo: Frell, I'm in the wrong band.

    Noranti: Who's Stark?
    Rygel: Another lunatic with the wrong number of eyes

    Crichton: That's my underwear.
    Aeryn: (points to tag)What does this say?
    Crichton: Calvin.
    Aeryn: Well, they're not yours. <<<<< i made a vid to pantless ben browder its pretty funny

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    Some D'Argo quotes tonight

    D’Argo: "If I am to die on this asteroid I’d rather it be sooner than later. Besides, if I die you can eat me."
    Aeryn: "You don’t look ripe to me."


    D’Argo: "As John once said I would rather go down on a swing!"
    Crichton: "Swinging...you wana go down swinging."
    D’Argo: "Swinging."


    Chiana, "Our parasite problems are solved!"
    Aeryn, "Rygel has decided to leave us then, has he?"
    D'Argo, "Not likely."


    To see the complete animated picture timeline of the comet landing - http://xkcd1446.org/#7

    From the wonderful XKCD site http://xkcd.com/1446/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Samvalasam View Post
    Crichton: That's my underwear.
    Aeryn: (points to tag)What does this say?
    Crichton: Calvin.
    Aeryn: Well, they're not yours. <<<<< i made a vid to pantless ben browder its pretty funny
    I've seen that vid, very very good


    John (to Chiana): "I thought you were Jr. Miss Chick of the Universe."

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    ^^ I like that quote from Zhaan also. And the delivery was just "spot-on"!!


    Aeryn: Jirl Power

    John: Girl ... Girl Power! Will you quit speaking English!!

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    Default Re: Favorite Farscape Quotes

    "JUST SHOOT THE GUN YA BLUE ASSED *****!!!"

    Always laugh at that one.

    At the end of ep 1, "Remember those rattlers in the stomach we talked about...well I've got 'em now." Boy does that set the tone for things to come.

    I enjoy all of John's Earth pop-culture references, finding himself so far away, he grasps at anything that reminds him of home, such a human thing to do, probably what most of us would do in a similar situation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bill K View Post
    At the end of ep 1, "Remember those rattlers in the stomach we talked about...well I've got 'em now." Boy does that set the tone for things to come.
    That goes through my mind every time I hear that line. Gives me the rattlers, too.

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    Cartoon Crichton from Revenging Angel "pilot was right, you were wrong. pilot was right, you were wrong"

    not a very deep quote, but i love it coz i randomly say that line sometimes, and yesterday my sister said it and she doesn't even watch the show

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    (Rygel talking to Zhaan)
    Rygel: 'You honestly believe I could find you appealing? I mean, you're so, so, blue!' - DNA Mad Scientist

    (Zhann talking to Crichton)
    Zhaan: 'I am unimpressed by your masculine memories.' - Rhapsody in Blue

    D'Argo: 'Fear accompanies the possibility of death. Calm shepherds its certainty. Crichton 'I love hanging with you, man.' - Family Ties

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