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November 11, 2017
I fell asleep on the couch and napped for two hours today.
I’m getting more forgetful.
I pulled something doing lunges two weeks ago and now my inability to cut has diminished my confidence in my ability to play the corner position.
Instead of doubling its character limit, I really feel twitter would have been better served by adding an edit function instead.
I prefer the smaller model iPhones instead of the new ones that come with their own backpacks.
My french bulldog Lulu is getting heavier to carry around, but she’s not really getting any heavier.
I find club-decibel level music in retail stores annoying.
The most accessed function on my iPhone is the flashlight app which I use to read restaurant menus.
I think the 2000 and 2003 X-Men movies are far superior to pretty much any Marvel movie produced since (with the possible exception of Deadpool).
Watching Avengers: Age of Ultron was, for me, like watching somebody else play video games for three excruciating hours.
My favorite incarnation of Spiderman remains Gerry Conway’s run on Amazing Spiderman (#111-149).
My “pajamas” consist of a pair of comfy fleece pants and varied anime-themed t-shirts.
I am constantly frustrated by the limit of my laptop’s screen-brightening ability.
I no longer even feign interest in people who dislike dogs.
My bedtime has gotten increasingly earlier as I make time to read before going to sleep. But once a night, I will get out of bed to go downstairs and watch Monday Night Football.
I drink chamomile tea at night
I remember a time before eco-friendly appliances, when dishwashers would actually get all your dishes and cutlery clean – in less than an hour!
I still open doors for people, strike up conversations with complete strangers, and hold the elevator rather than pretend to look away while surreptitiously hitting the “close” button.
I’ve come to the understanding that whiskey isn’t necessarily something you usually enjoy in company.
I’m getting more forgetful.
November 11, 2017
I fell asleep on the couch and napped for two hours today.
I’m getting more forgetful.
I pulled something doing lunges two weeks ago and now my inability to cut has diminished my confidence in my ability to play the corner position.
Instead of doubling its character limit, I really feel twitter would have been better served by adding an edit function instead.
I prefer the smaller model iPhones instead of the new ones that come with their own backpacks.
My french bulldog Lulu is getting heavier to carry around, but she’s not really getting any heavier.
I find club-decibel level music in retail stores annoying.
The most accessed function on my iPhone is the flashlight app which I use to read restaurant menus.
I think the 2000 and 2003 X-Men movies are far superior to pretty much any Marvel movie produced since (with the possible exception of Deadpool).
Watching Avengers: Age of Ultron was, for me, like watching somebody else play video games for three excruciating hours.
My favorite incarnation of Spiderman remains Gerry Conway’s run on Amazing Spiderman (#111-149).
My “pajamas” consist of a pair of comfy fleece pants and varied anime-themed t-shirts.
I am constantly frustrated by the limit of my laptop’s screen-brightening ability.
I no longer even feign interest in people who dislike dogs.
My bedtime has gotten increasingly earlier as I make time to read before going to sleep. But once a night, I will get out of bed to go downstairs and watch Monday Night Football.
I drink chamomile tea at night
I remember a time before eco-friendly appliances, when dishwashers would actually get all your dishes and cutlery clean – in less than an hour!
I still open doors for people, strike up conversations with complete strangers, and hold the elevator rather than pretend to look away while surreptitiously hitting the “close” button.
I’ve come to the understanding that whiskey isn’t necessarily something you usually enjoy in company.
I’m getting more forgetful.
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