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    Things you would not want to hear over your Radio (SG-1)

    OK your a member of a SG team and you are on a alien world

    what is the some of the things you would not what to hear come over your radio from a fellow team members

    must be Stargate SG-1
    Last edited by Pharaoh Atem; 19 July 2006, 11:53 AM.
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    #2
    "Seems the natives have invited us to a party. You guys stay back there and keep guard."
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      #3
      Carter: Um Sir I got nothing, you'll have to figure out how to save our butts this time.
      WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NO BLUE JELLO?

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        #4
        Jack: the british are coming. the british are coming. everybody grab your zats

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          #5
          'Hey, where'd the gate go?!'

          'What'd'you mean this isn't Earth?!'

          'Who am I again?'

          'Why is the Ground turning to Lava?'

          'Is that a Blackhole?!

          'Hey, I'm a Robot!'

          'What'd'you mean you wont convert to Origin?!'

          'Wait... Is 100% Carbon Dioxide Atmospehere bad for us?'

          'Woops...'

          'Teal'c! Don't!... You wouldn't!... No!!!! Arghhhhhhh! *crazzle*... ... ...*Teal'c & Daniel Burst out laughing*'

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            #6
            "Teal'c...put the master control crystal down..."

            *smash*
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            Part 2 coming very soon!! (this is a fic btw, not the Fandemonium novel)

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              #7
              Jack hey Daniel there is some guy standing with me he has white and a bad skin condition and he is trying to convert me to something called.......what did you call it again

              Prior
              origin

              Daniel
              starts yelling at jack on the radio is getting drowned out from jack still talking

              Jack ahh origin that's it ..... it sounds promising he wants me to follow him
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                #8
                Jack: Daniel there is this really shiny button with big red words near it....it's looks alien
                Daniel: what does it say
                Jack: Looks like....El peligro este botón matará a toda la vida en el universo.
                Daniel: don't touch it it says it will deystroy all life in the universe
                Jack: too late
                Sam: what
                Jack: looks like we have ten seconds before er all die
                Sam: WHAT?
                Jack: nine
                Sam&Dan: I love you Jack
                Jack: you've soo been punk'd

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Puddle_Jumper_One
                  Jack: Daniel there is this really shiny button with big red words near it....it's looks alien
                  Daniel: what does it say
                  Jack: Looks like....El peligro este botón matará a toda la vida en el universo.
                  Daniel: don't touch it it says it will deystroy all life in the universe
                  Jack: too late
                  Sam: what
                  Jack: looks like we have ten seconds before er all die
                  Sam: WHAT?
                  Jack: nine
                  Sam&Dan: I love you Jack
                  Jack: you've soo been punk'd

                  Jack: But wait... what's this?!? It says "Éste es el botón de el cual hace que el universo de South Park choca con nuestro universo."
                  Daniel: Jack, do you honestly beleive I'll think that there's a button that says it'll make the universe of South Park collide with ours?
                  Jack: Well if you're so sure...

                  **five seconds later**
                  SG-1 is standing at a bus stop
                  Hammond: Hello there children!
                  SG-1: Hi chef!
                  Sam: Chef, Jack says that visitors came to him last night and stuck something up his nose...
                  Daniel: Woah! Why'd we just call General Hammond chef?
                  Jack: Because you didn't tell me not to press the button!
                  *hoard of angry bulls stampedes through and kills Daniel*
                  Sam: Oh my God! They killed Daniel!
                  Teal'c: You Kuiperoids!

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                    #10
                    Jack: The planets about to blow up
                    Sam: Flaming pop tarts are attacking the village!!
                    Daniel: I'm a zombie and im coming to eat your brain!
                    Teal'c: Funny thing, i am actaully made out of yogurt

                    Anyone who gives me green is sexy, wanna be sexy? Give me Green! Woopie!

                    CLICK THE PIC!

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                      #11
                      Jack: is Daniel's head supposed to be removable???

                      Sam: Is Jack's brain supposed to seep out his ear???? Wait that's blood...never mind

                      Jack: I think Daniel's dead...what do you think
                      Teal'c:his eyes are not covered in x marrks and his tongue is not hanging out his mouth.......he connot be dead.
                      Sam: that's it Teal'c we're taking Cartoon Network off your cable package.

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                        #12
                        daniel: apparently hell is rising out of the ground, and demons are running about catching civilians and putting them through eternal torture. ooh and there a calvary of angels and they are fighting the demons! AND THE ARCH ANGEL HAS BEEN CAPTURED AND PULLED INTO THE ABYSS! there are bright flashes of lights and *heavenly voices sing a chorus* JESUS IS BACK AND HAS PULLED THE ARCH ANGEL OUT!
                        Jack: so dial back in 30 minutes?
                        Their white flags are no match to our guns!!

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                          #13
                          : am I supposed to be seeing green aligators and long necked geese???

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                            #14
                            Daniel: the tablet is a ori parable
                            Jack: well read it we're listening
                            Danie: Long long ago in a galaxy far far away, there was a young man who was an orphan taken in by his aunt and uncle. he went by the name of luke skywalker. and his humble home was on a planet called Tatooine...
                            Sam: bad idea daniel *jack screaming with joy in the background*
                            Their white flags are no match to our guns!!

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                              #15
                              Sam: Sir I think it would be wise if we took up their offer of spending the night

                              Jack: Well that depends, did you bring your special overnight bag?

                              Sam: Uh my what sir?

                              Jack: You know our special bag...

                              Daniel: Excuse me do you guys know this is an OPEN frequency?

                              Teal'c: That matters not Daniel Jackson, please continue O'Neill. Inquiring minds want to know, what is the special bag?
                              WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NO BLUE JELLO?

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