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    Arrow1 Things you would not want to hear over your Radio (SG-1)

    OK your a member of a SG team and you are on a alien world

    what is the some of the things you would not what to hear come over your radio from a fellow team members

    must be Stargate SG-1
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    Default Re: Things you would not want to hear over Radio (SG-1)

    "Seems the natives have invited us to a party. You guys stay back there and keep guard."

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    Default Re: Things you would not want to hear over your Radio (SG-1)

    Carter: Um Sir I got nothing, you'll have to figure out how to save our butts this time.
    WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NO BLUE JELLO?

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    Default Re: Things you would not want to hear over your Radio (SG-1)

    Jack: the british are coming. the british are coming. everybody grab your zats

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    'Hey, where'd the gate go?!'

    'What'd'you mean this isn't Earth?!'

    'Who am I again?'

    'Why is the Ground turning to Lava?'

    'Is that a Blackhole?!

    'Hey, I'm a Robot!'

    'What'd'you mean you wont convert to Origin?!'

    'Wait... Is 100% Carbon Dioxide Atmospehere bad for us?'

    'Woops...'

    'Teal'c! Don't!... You wouldn't!... No!!!! Arghhhhhhh! *crazzle*... ... ...*Teal'c & Daniel Burst out laughing*'

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    Default Re: Things you would not want to hear over your Radio (SG-1)

    "Teal'c...put the master control crystal down..."

    *smash*

    Part 2 coming very soon!! (this is a fic btw, not the Fandemonium novel)

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    Default Re: Things you would not want to hear over your Radio (SG-1)

    Jack hey Daniel there is some guy standing with me he has white and a bad skin condition and he is trying to convert me to something called.......what did you call it again

    Prior
    origin

    Daniel
    starts yelling at jack on the radio is getting drowned out from jack still talking

    Jack ahh origin that's it ..... it sounds promising he wants me to follow him

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    Default Re: Things you would not want to hear over your Radio (SG-1)

    Jack: Daniel there is this really shiny button with big red words near it....it's looks alien
    Daniel: what does it say
    Jack: Looks like....El peligro este botón matará a toda la vida en el universo.
    Daniel: don't touch it it says it will deystroy all life in the universe
    Jack: too late
    Sam: what
    Jack: looks like we have ten seconds before er all die
    Sam: WHAT?
    Jack: nine
    Sam&Dan: I love you Jack
    Jack: you've soo been punk'd

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    Default Re: Things you would not want to hear over your Radio (SG-1)

    Quote Originally Posted by Puddle_Jumper_One
    Jack: Daniel there is this really shiny button with big red words near it....it's looks alien
    Daniel: what does it say
    Jack: Looks like....El peligro este botón matará a toda la vida en el universo.
    Daniel: don't touch it it says it will deystroy all life in the universe
    Jack: too late
    Sam: what
    Jack: looks like we have ten seconds before er all die
    Sam: WHAT?
    Jack: nine
    Sam&Dan: I love you Jack
    Jack: you've soo been punk'd

    Jack: But wait... what's this?!? It says "Éste es el botón de el cual hace que el universo de South Park choca con nuestro universo."
    Daniel: Jack, do you honestly beleive I'll think that there's a button that says it'll make the universe of South Park collide with ours?
    Jack: Well if you're so sure...

    **five seconds later**
    SG-1 is standing at a bus stop
    Hammond: Hello there children!
    SG-1: Hi chef!
    Sam: Chef, Jack says that visitors came to him last night and stuck something up his nose...
    Daniel: Woah! Why'd we just call General Hammond chef?
    Jack: Because you didn't tell me not to press the button!
    *hoard of angry bulls stampedes through and kills Daniel*
    Sam: Oh my God! They killed Daniel!
    Teal'c: You Kuiperoids!
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    Default Re: Things you would not want to hear over your Radio (SG-1)

    Jack: The planets about to blow up
    Sam: Flaming pop tarts are attacking the village!!
    Daniel: I'm a zombie and im coming to eat your brain!
    Teal'c: Funny thing, i am actaully made out of yogurt

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    Jack: is Daniel's head supposed to be removable???

    Sam: Is Jack's brain supposed to seep out his ear???? Wait that's blood...never mind

    Jack: I think Daniel's dead...what do you think
    Teal'c:his eyes are not covered in x marrks and his tongue is not hanging out his mouth.......he connot be dead.
    Sam: that's it Teal'c we're taking Cartoon Network off your cable package.

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    Default Re: Things you would not want to hear over your Radio (SG-1)

    daniel: apparently hell is rising out of the ground, and demons are running about catching civilians and putting them through eternal torture. ooh and there a calvary of angels and they are fighting the demons! AND THE ARCH ANGEL HAS BEEN CAPTURED AND PULLED INTO THE ABYSS! there are bright flashes of lights and *heavenly voices sing a chorus* JESUS IS BACK AND HAS PULLED THE ARCH ANGEL OUT!
    Jack: so dial back in 30 minutes?
    Their white flags are no match to our guns!!

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    Default Re: Things you would not want to hear over your Radio (SG-1)

    : am I supposed to be seeing green aligators and long necked geese???

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    Default Re: Things you would not want to hear over your Radio (SG-1)

    Daniel: the tablet is a ori parable
    Jack: well read it we're listening
    Danie: Long long ago in a galaxy far far away, there was a young man who was an orphan taken in by his aunt and uncle. he went by the name of luke skywalker. and his humble home was on a planet called Tatooine...
    Sam: bad idea daniel *jack screaming with joy in the background*
    Their white flags are no match to our guns!!

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    Default Re: Things you would not want to hear over your Radio (SG-1)

    Sam: Sir I think it would be wise if we took up their offer of spending the night

    Jack: Well that depends, did you bring your special overnight bag?

    Sam: Uh my what sir?

    Jack: You know our special bag...

    Daniel: Excuse me do you guys know this is an OPEN frequency?

    Teal'c: That matters not Daniel Jackson, please continue O'Neill. Inquiring minds want to know, what is the special bag?
    WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NO BLUE JELLO?

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    Default Re: Things you would not want to hear over your Radio (SG-1)

    Felger: I had sex with Emerson's wife last night.
    *Odyssey comes to Felgers and starts firing at him. Felger starts running away faster than the Odyssey, Odysssey gives chase.*
    Me: Uhhhh
    SG-1: Uhhhhh
    Hammond: Walter, marry me.
    Everybody: It's the end of the world, RUN AWAY!
    Calvin grows up to be Frazz. The logical continuation of this is, of course, that Frazz then grows up to be Edward Norton's character from Fight Club. And thus, all four of these characters are gods.Let's go one more step. Calvin grows up to be Jeremy, who grows up to be Frazz, who grows up to be "Tyler Durden," while Suzie grows up to be Haruhi Suzumiya; since Kyon becomes The Doctor, this leads to the inescapable conclusion that after the end of Fight Club, Calvin becomes Captain Jack.

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    :Carter!!!! what should I do if I'm being surrounded by beautiful native women who happen to be cannibals???
    : SIR!!!!do you need my help???
    :No I'm good Carter..........but when they decide to eat me.......feel free to step in at any time....preferably before the eating part.....

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    Default Re: Things you would not want to hear over your Radio (SG-1)

    Quote Originally Posted by Puddle_Jumper_One
    Jack: is Daniel's head supposed to be removable???

    Sam: Is Jack's brain supposed to seep out his ear???? Wait that's blood...never mind

    Jack: I think Daniel's dead...what do you think
    Teal'c:his eyes are not covered in x marrks and his tongue is not hanging out his mouth.......he connot be dead.
    Sam: that's it Teal'c we're taking Cartoon Network off your cable package.

    Daniel: Hey cool! It's a cuddly little yellow-brown pokemon with red cheeks. Let's check the pokedex...
    Ash Ketchum: Pikachu! Use thundershock!
    *sizzling sounds*
    Carter: Oh my god! Ash killed Daniel!
    Teal'c: You b***ard!
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    Default Re: Things you would not want to hear over your Radio (SG-1)

    Jack: get back to the gate, we're under fire!
    what Daniel hears on his radio: ok, that'll be two fries, a chili cheese dog, and one kee-lime slushy. your total is $5.99

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    Default Re: Things you would not want to hear over your Radio (SG-1)

    Quote Originally Posted by Elles

    Daniel: Hey cool! It's a cuddly little yellow-brown pokemon with red cheeks. Let's check the pokedex...
    Ash Ketchum: Pikachu! Use thundershock!
    *sizzling sounds*
    Carter: Oh my god! Ash killed Daniel!
    Teal'c: You b***ard!
    *Giggles*

    : MY DREAM HAS COME TRUE!!!! Ash can I aquire you Name in this book???
    Ash: Sure Teal'c!!!! if I can have your Autograph
    :Indeed

    :Guys I think Teal'c got into Kelso's weed stash
    Kelso: Dang!!! I knew I shouldn't have left it in Daniel's napsack

    :Jack I think Sam got drugged
    Dora The Explorer: where are we going
    Boots: to the Stargate
    Dora: Where are we going???
    Boots: to the Stargate
    Dora: where are we going???
    Boots and Dora: Toooo the Stargate!!! Yeah!!

    : Jack I think they're all on drugs
    : Hey sexy
    : I know I am

    : Yup they're stoned!!! Look a purple Elephant

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