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    Default Great Practical Jokes To Play On SG Personel

    I was reading some humor fanfics and came across a great idea.

    Switch all of Teal'c's candels with those trick ones that won't go out.

    And something about having Daniel translate a fake tablet written in Klingon.

    So, I thought this would be fun. I can't take the credit for the two I just gave, but can anyone think of anymore?
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    Default Re: Great Practical Jokes To Play On SG Personel

    kill everyone in the SGC except walter. Then kill him.

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    Default Re: Great Practical Jokes To Play On SG Personel

    turn the breaker switch to Jack's office off while the Simpsons is airing

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    Default Re: Great Practical Jokes To Play On SG Personel

    Quote Originally Posted by Miyth
    And something about having Daniel translate a fake tablet written in Klingon.
    I wonder how long it would take him to figure it out...

    -Write your own notes in Klingon or an alphabet of your own devising.
    -Replace some of Sam's technical informational stuff with things along the line of stereo, microwave, and telephone instructions.
    -Recolor the red phone... blue.
    -Get a recording of McKay and put it in a motion sensor so that it greets Sam when she walks into her workroom.
    -And vice-versa.
    -Get a bottle of lemon juice. Walk up to McKay and act as though he's a vampire and your lemon juice is holy water. Or get a lemon and act as though it's garlic; your choice.

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    Default Re: Great Practical Jokes To Play On SG Personel

    Replace all coffee in the SGC with decaf when Sam and/or Daniel have a puzzle they want to solve.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ReganX
    Replace all coffee in the SGC with decaf when Sam and/or Daniel have a puzzle they want to solve.
    You evil being...

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    Default Re: Great Practical Jokes To Play On SG Personel

    - Play 'it's a small world' over the intercom over and over and over again
    - Take away all the jello
    - Paint a huge smilie on the iris
    - Replace all the coffe with hot chocolat

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    Place a voice synthesizer on the base phone system and PA system so that the speaker sounds like a Gould
    WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NO BLUE JELLO?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lokii
    Place a voice synthesizer on the base phone system and PA system so that the speaker sounds like a Gould
    Goa'Walter: "Unscheduled offworld activation! Unscheduled offworld activation!"
    SG-1: "Oh crap, they're already in, and they have Walter!"

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    Default Re: Great Practical Jokes To Play On SG Personel

    Saran-wrapping the stargate sounds like a great prank.

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    -Pry off the gate address keys on the dialing computer and put them back out of order. (Take photo of or draw out original order beforehand; otherwise, you could be toast. )

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    Exchange Walter and Daniel's glasses, and possibly the glasses of anyone else who works there.

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    Default Re: Great Practical Jokes To Play On SG Personel

    Glue the iris so it can't close.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam fisher
    Glue the iris so it can't close.
    Hmmm.....more along the lines of sabatage then practical joke.....

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    Smuggle in an alien costume (including prosthetics) piece by piece. Then, when you have it all together, get it on and roam around the base.

    Since 99% of all aliens look like a person in a professionally-made costume, you'll have 'em fooled without a problem.

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    Flip the Stargate perfectly upside down, so when people come in from offworld they fall upside down from the top of the event horizon.

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    Fix McKay's table so that it wobbles. And do the same to Carter's, Weir's and Daniel's.


    Screw with the sliding doors in Atlantis so that they never open right away and then laugh when people keep walking into them.

    Hide all the jello.

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    Mix citrus into McKay's coffee.
    make Daniel fall down an up escalator.
    replace the red phone with a toy red phone.
    Make one of the ingredients in blue jello salt water from the dead see.
    Feed daniel kassa.
    Throw daniel's artifacts away and put the trash bags full of artifacts in Gen. Landry's office.
    Spread a rumor that Landry is going to marry Walter.
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    Default Re: Great Practical Jokes To Play On SG Personel

    use my evil pills of doom (laxative and sleeping pills) and put them in all the food in the mess hall. if not load the food with coconut milk (its extremely oily and acts as a laxative, so heads up). and clog the toilets
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    Default Re: Great Practical Jokes To Play On SG Personel

    Quote Originally Posted by Col. Shadow Quinn
    Mix citrus into McKay's coffee.
    That's not a prank; that's an attempt at first degree murder.

    -Confiscate all shirts on Atlantis. Replace with white nightshirts.
    -Announce that it's Talk Like a Pirate Day, whether it is or not. Talk accordingly. ("Aye, aye, sir! I'll get the bathrooms swabbed!")
    -Figure out how to change the messages that flash across the Atlantean screensaver. Change them to sports statisticis, personal messages... whatever.
    -Announce that ye be seeing dead Ancients.

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