Church: Well than just get over there and yell bang bang bang.
Doc: I don't know even that sounds pretty aggressive...
Church: Oh come on!
Doc: ...Besides I'm not supposed to get involved unless someone gets hurt.
Church: Huh, I see. (Raises pistol and shoots) Well, looks like Caboose has hurt himself. Maybe you should go over and help him Doc.
Doc: You know you could have just asked nicely.
-Red vs Blue
Teal'c: "I have read of a place where humans do battle in a ring of Jello."
O'Neill: "Napoleonic power monger."