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Thread: Stargate Poetry

  1. #1
    Captain gatebuster64's Avatar
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    May 2006
    oklahoma, which unfortunately isnt texas

    Default Stargate Poetry

    one rule: post a poem about Stargate, it can be silly or serious (preferrably silly)

    The Wraith are very ugly,
    They really are a fright,
    Don't ever tick them off,
    Because they really bite.

    There ships are really big,
    And happen to be organic,
    And if you're in a cocoon,
    Then it's time to panic.

    i think you can come up with something better

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    Lieutenant Colonel
    Member Since
    Mar 2006

    Default Re: Stargate Poetry

    Uh-oh. kind of challenge...

    Sheppard is the cool one
    To the ladies he's top rate
    And if there's one thing that scares him
    It's the clowns and not the Wraith

    Elizabeth is the leader
    The mother hen to the teams
    Although when everything goes wrong
    She's likely to blow off steam

    Teyla is a fighter
    A leader just like Weir
    And judging from what we saw in 'Home'
    She doesn't mind her beer

    McKay is the smart one
    He's incredibly gobby too
    How tempted must the others be
    To seal his mouth with glue

    Carson is too loveable
    A sweet kind guy at heart
    But don't cross him in anyway
    Or the physicals will start

    Ronon is a warrior
    A tough guy in everyway
    After Ford disappeared
    Dexxy came to stay

    Ford, well we don't know much now
    He seems to have changed a lot
    But I know that we'll see him again
    When the writers come up with a good plot

    So that's pretty much the squad
    Well the main characters I mean
    Of Atlantis's lead make up
    Yup it's Sheppy's team.

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    Chief Master Sergeant pong's Avatar
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    Jul 2006
    Pegasus Galaxy

    Default Re: Stargate Poetry

    I'll give it a try Here goes...

    When I Watch My Stargates

    When I watch my Stargates, I look at my TV
    I turn it on and set the dial to channel 63
    I grab my seat and pillows and try to relax
    Along with some popcorn and some cracker jacks

    When I watch my Stargates, I like to drink my Coke
    I like it so much, I think I almost choked
    But don't worry, I recovered and afterwards, felt fine
    Especially when Daniel and Maj Lorne came online

    When I watch my Stargates, my family thinks I'm crazy
    Because they see me shout, and laugh myself silly
    They just don't know the utmost, satisfaction I feel
    When Rodney and Sheppard argue and squabble for reel

    When I watch my Stargates, I thank my lucky stars
    I don't have to deal with Wraiths or the Ori to make wars
    All I can do is cheer on my galactic heroes, big or small
    Because when I watch my Stargates, I love them all!

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    Captain jesserella's Avatar
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    Jul 2006
    Perth, WA :)

    Default Re: Stargate Poetry

    I'll try , just a classic lymaric

    There was a man called Mckay
    who liked to get his own way
    he's smarter than you
    and arragent too
    but he'll probubly save the day,

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    Chief Master Sergeant Cat_the_Alien's Avatar
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    Jul 2006

    Default Re: Stargate Poetry

    Swirling like blue mist,
    Stargate event horizon
    What danger behind?

    Haiku's rock.

    "Let's not be too quick to exclude the possibility that the woman might be, uh... what is the clinical term? Nuts?" -- Rodney McKay, PhD

    What does Cat have to say today?

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    Captain jesserella's Avatar
    Member Since
    Jul 2006
    Perth, WA :)

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    Daniel is an odd fellow
    he comes across rather mellow
    but then when he dies
    he then does arise
    and nakedly says "hello"

    its not great but it made me chuckle

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    Captain gatebuster64's Avatar
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    May 2006
    oklahoma, which unfortunately isnt texas

    Default Re: Stargate Poetry

    Her voice, so soothing, her trenchcoat so familiar,
    for seven years she'd wave her needle of life
    on all who trekked throgh the oriphus,
    and like the blessing of an angel's touch,
    she'd bring life to those who were losing it,
    her faithful gift had granted her a daughter,
    a daughter who was cursed by the venomous snakes.
    And on the seventh year, the woman who brought life
    was denied of it by the devil's hellish finger.
    but Janet's legacy will continue forward eternally
    and bring hope to all who take her place

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    Second Lieutenant Hooperman1990's Avatar
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    Aug 2006

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    This is mine. Ill come clean its a total rip off. Some bits are better than others.

    I met a traveller from another world,
    Who said:-Two vast Ha'taks of cold metal,
    Stand in space. Beneath them men are curled,
    Half dead, the ships lie, destroyed by missle,
    And the bald head and order of Hammond command,
    Tell that its jaffa cruel by the goa'uld led.
    Which yet survive, enslaved by these heartless things.
    The hand which tortured and the heart that fed.
    And in the mission report these words appear:
    "My name is hammond, King of Kings:
    Look upon my SGC, ye mighty, and despair!"
    Nothing beside remains: round the decay
    of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare,
    The lone and empty space stretch far away.
    When all technology has failed and all hope is lost, we will realize we had the ultimate advantage all along...
    The reason my chemistry teacher hates me:
    MBA (my chemistry teacher): What is Avagadros constant?
    Me: 6 and a bit times 10 to the 23.
    MBA: Yea, you know that "bit" is two billion trillion?
    Me: Im barnsley and hung over, a bit will do
    MBA: What do we do to the number of moles to get the number of atoms?
    Me: Times it by that really big number!
    MBA: Yes, that really big number, what is it?
    Me: How should i know?
    MBA: Its on the board
    Me: Then whats the point in asking???

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    Member Since
    May 2010

    Default Re: Stargate Poetry

    the poems i've read here are very good. i like them all. here's my one which i posted once before on amanda tapping's website. i hope you like it!!

    i dream of something different now
    i dont know why i dont know how
    for some reason it has a ring
    thats designed for travelling
    to other planets far and near
    but the world is not to hear
    about the ring or what it does
    they're not allowed to know because
    its classified - there's no surprise
    you say you're airforce otherwise
    the world would be in scattered thought
    a lot of them would be distraught

    stargate's what the ring is called
    used by aliens called goa'uld
    system lords, tok'ra, asgard too
    jaffa, tollan, nox and rei-tu
    at the end of every misson
    you send through a transmission
    to tell them that you're coming home
    through the ring the colour of grey stone

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    Air Force Chief of Staff geekywraith's Avatar
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    Jan 2009

    Default Re: Stargate Poetry

    The stargate is turns, it comes around…
    It makes an ancient rumbling sound…

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    Lieutenant Colonel jmoz's Avatar
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    Aug 2008

    Default Re: Stargate Poetry

    Quote Originally Posted by geekywraith View Post
    The stargate is turns, it comes around…
    It makes an ancient rumbling sound…
    But then it closes all on its own,
    And I kid you not, prepare to be blown.
    Prepare to laugh to laugh or prepare to frown.
    The gate closed because McKay's pants were down.

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    Second Lieutenant Balberith's Avatar
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    Aug 2009

    Thor Re: Stargate Poetry

    There was an alien,
    His name was Thor,
    He has faught many a war,

    he had a ship,
    and named it Jack,
    But was destroyed by an attack,

    His name was Teal'c,
    He was a lad,
    he lost his symbiote,
    that was sad,

    His teams name is SG-1,
    Together they hav alot of fun,
    Sam, Daniel, Teal'c and Jack,

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    Member Since
    Feb 2011

    Earth Symbol Re: Stargate Poetry

    Ok... I'll give it a try...

    The ring is round
    It spins around
    And dials upp a place.

    Weare ever you are
    Among the big stars
    The stargate can get you back.

    And when all chevrons has locked
    With earth as origin
    Destenys gate opens up.

    Young and his team
    Gets stranded there
    Becuse the gate they used blewed upp

    Weare no weare to go
    And no power left
    They on destenys mission belong

    But the show has been canceled
    And in season 2 it ends
    The stargate universe story

    But if syfy will change
    And the show gets back on-air
    Destenys misson will get done

    The last part didnt reely fit in (like the rest of the poem)
    But ey, i am from sweden with just c+ on eng...

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    Colonel ShipperWriter's Avatar
    Member Since
    Oct 2008
    In my imagination ... Oh, you meant in reality?

    Default Re: Stargate Poetry

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    So is the wormhole,
    Just before you step through

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