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    #46
    Elizabeth: there's a spinoff to Let's Kill Cavanaugh called Tongueless Rodney. The winner gets to keep Rodney's tongue as a trophie!

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      #47
      Originally posted by gatebuster64
      Elizabeth: there's a spinoff to Let's Kill Cavanaugh called Tongueless Rodney. The winner gets to keep Rodney's tongue as a trophie!
      Weir: Well folks, here is another spin-off from the famed producers of "Let's Kill Cavanaugh and Tongueless Rodney, its called The Sheppard Hunter. The winner gets to keep Sheppard as their slave! And the Bonus prize is: NO MORE KRIKING!

      *Rodney laughs*

      And Bonus prize in the Tongueless Rodney is...
      LEMON CHICKEN!!

      *Rodney screams*

      Yes, that is right folks, who ever wins Tongueless Rodney, Let's Kill Cavanaugh, and The Sheppard Hunter get to feed Rodney Lemon Chicken, provided if he is still alive.
      Good luck, and Happy Hunting!!!
      There is a reason why I do certain stuff... and that is just 30 % of the time. The rest.. I just wing it.

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        #48
        Originally posted by Linkinparkgundam
        Weir: Well folks, here is another spin-off from the famed producers of "Let's Kill Cavanaugh and Tongueless Rodney, its called The Sheppard Hunter. The winner gets to keep Sheppard as their slave! And the Bonus prize is: NO MORE KRIKING!

        *Rodney laughs*

        And Bonus prize in the Tongueless Rodney is...
        LEMON CHICKEN!!

        *Rodney screams*

        Yes, that is right folks, who ever wins Tongueless Rodney, Let's Kill Cavanaugh, and The Sheppard Hunter get to feed Rodney Lemon Chicken, provided if he is still alive.
        Good luck, and Happy Hunting!!!
        LOL

        Our great Texas is where Hamond came from

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          #49
          not to be the party breaker here but don't you guys think that maybe we're pushing this a little bit too far.
          hey, I hate cavanaugh as much as the next girl, but using his bodyparts as a prize for those who kill him the most painfully is maybe a tad too much.
          I'm all for bashing on the character, but don't go too far.
          Thank you Jenova Synthesis



          Thank you to homever I borrowed this from

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            #50
            Hmmm...perhaps...
            Lt. Liam Mackenzie Harris
            SG2

            I'm an aunt again! YEA!!!

            Spoiler:

            Carpe Cliffum-Seize the Cliff! (copyright me, lol)



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              #51
              Speaking as a person here, not as a mod, surely y'all can have some fun with the intercom without needing carving knives and body bags
              Where in the World is George Hammond?


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                #52
                I am all up for making fun of Kavanaugh, but if we kill him/dismember him, then we can't have fun with him anymore.

                Remember it's all fun and games until some one gets fed to the Wraith.
                WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NO BLUE JELLO?

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                  #53
                  I got one without killing him!

                  Will all female personel please report the infirmary for your physicals.

                  moans throughout the city

                  The last one here will have the priviledge to take Dr. Cavanaugh to our anual ball

                  Everyone rushes to the Infirmary
                  Thank you Jenova Synthesis



                  Thank you to homever I borrowed this from

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                    #54
                    Sheppard: to the person who took my pants will you please return them, no questions asked
                    Cavanaugh throws Sheppard's pants at Rodney

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                      #55
                      Sheppard (to Rodney): Kavanaugh had them, didn't he?
                      McKay: How did you know?
                      SHeppard reached into the pocket and pulls out a hair scrunchie
                      McKay: Ewwwww....
                      Lt. Liam Mackenzie Harris
                      SG2

                      I'm an aunt again! YEA!!!

                      Spoiler:

                      Carpe Cliffum-Seize the Cliff! (copyright me, lol)



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                        #56
                        Weir: Sheppard, please report to my office to explain just how Kavanaugh came to have your pants....

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                          #57
                          to the person who put lipstick on Cavanaugh while he was sleeping please report to Weir's office to claim your reward

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                            #58
                            Kavanagh: To those who have been playing jokes on me, you have no idea who you are messing with. I am so superior.....

                            ::::: Transporter Flash :::::

                            A wraith Warrior appears and points to Kavanagh

                            Kavanagh: WRAITH.... (Screams like a school girl running down the hall)

                            The Wraith warrior removes his mask to reveal that it is Sheppard

                            Ronin: Sheppard, so that was another one of your practical jokes?

                            Sheppard: Are you kidding me? Did you see the look on his face?

                            Weir: If any one missed it, I had the whole thing taped

                            Ronin: Human humor, it is a difficult concept.
                            WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NO BLUE JELLO?

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                              #59
                              Weir: Whoever blew up Kavanaugh's toilet come to my office so I can congradulate...I mean...yell at you.
                              Zelenka (to McKay): I have to go now.
                              McKay (as he goes): It's always the quiet ones....
                              Lt. Liam Mackenzie Harris
                              SG2

                              I'm an aunt again! YEA!!!

                              Spoiler:

                              Carpe Cliffum-Seize the Cliff! (copyright me, lol)



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                                #60
                                Hermiod: this is to Rodney, I'm smarter than you! I'm smarter than you! Nah nah nah nah nah! Nah nah nah nah nah!

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