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    Lieutenant General Pharaoh Atem's Avatar
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    Default things you would not want to hear on the Atlantis intercom

    attention everyone i have some good news we have discovered how to defeat the wraith we are going to send Kavanagh on a good will mission .......just don't tell him please that is all

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    Lieutenant General Pharaoh Atem's Avatar
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    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the Atlantis intercom

    Wier: Attention we have just found out that Mckay has run out of coffee...please duck and cover! I repeat, DUCK AND COVER!

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    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the Atlantis intercom

    Weir: Doctor Beckett would like all of you to know that your thorough physical exams are to begin later on this afternoon...that is all.


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    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the Atlantis intercom

    Quote Originally Posted by Allestian
    Weir: Doctor Beckett would like all of you to know that your thorough physical exams are to begin later on this afternoon...that is all.

    will the following please report to the infirmary:
    Dr. Rodney McKay, Lt. Colonel John Sheppard, ...

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    Weir: Attention everyone-Doctor Kavanagh is back on the base.
    Please do me a huge favour and help me be with the love of my life.

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    everyone: aaaaaaaaarrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    weir: that little weasel!

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    "Ooh, Kavanaugh, that's so good ... a bit lower ... just there ... yes .. yes .."
    http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/5...phugrodeg1.gif "Ce qui ressemble a l'amour est toujours de l'amour." - Tristan Bernard

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    Weir: Now that you've lowered yourself into the pit Kavanagh you can stay there for the whole of eternity...

    Everyone: Yay!!!!!!!


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    McKay: Kavanagh... you are my hero..... I don't care if the intercom is on, I want every one to know he is my hero.... Yes I feel perfectly fine.... No I don't want to lie down.... There is nothing wrong with me head... oh god I'm, bleeding..... THUD.......
    WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NO BLUE JELLO?

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    Ronon: I love you baby, and if it's quite alright, I love you baby.....

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    This is Dr. Kavanagh, I have taken command of this expedition, since Dr. Weir is no where to be…….

    : Sheppard: NO Ronin, DON”T SHOOT HIM…. It’s what we humans call a practical joke)

    :::sounds of several blasts, a high pitched scream and a thud::::


    :Ronin: What is a practical joke?
    WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NO BLUE JELLO?

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    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the Atlantis intercom

    Quote Originally Posted by Lokii
    This is Dr. Kavanagh, I have taken command of this expedition, since Dr. Weir is no where to be…….: Sheppard: NO Ronin, DON”T SHOOT HIM…. It’s what we humans call a practical joke)
    :::sounds of several blasts, a high pitched scream and a thud::::
    :Ronin: What is a practical joke?


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    Sheppard: Hey everyone!!! We're having a lemon party down at the mess hall and we're above to play 'Fill McKay's Mouth With Lemons!!!'


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    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the Atlantis intercom

    The earthquake type movement you are experiencing at the moment is the shield failing and the wraith over head that most definatley means our extinction, that is all and have a nice day

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    Attention: Whoever hung Dr. Kavanagh by his underwear in the mens lockeroom, please report to Dr. Weir for your reward..... I mean reprimand....
    WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NO BLUE JELLO?

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    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the Atlantis intercom

    Quote Originally Posted by Lokii
    Attention: Whoever hung Dr. Kavanagh by his underwear in the mens lockeroom, please report to Dr. Weir for your reward..... I mean reprimand....
    ROFL that's a good one!

    will the owner of the white boxers with red hearts please come to the men's lockeroom to retrieve them... oh wait, there's a name inside. Dr. Kavanaugh, you forgot something!


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    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the Atlantis intercom

    McKay: Radek, you are the smartest man on this base...I love you.
    Zelenka: *random screaming in Czech as he runs away*

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    Rodney - Oh ****. Run, run. (as a high pitched whining increases in the background)
    Sir, Request permission to beat the... out of this man"

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    Shepherd : Oh yeah, baby... oooohh yeah.... that's the way Daddy likes it..... ohhh yeah who's your daddy baby who's your ( you hear 6 differnt womens voices

    mckay standing in the control room NOW DO YOU BELIEVE ME THAT HE IS A KIRK !!!!!!!!!!!

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    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the Atlantis intercom

    Weir: a head's up to everyone--Rodney got a little drunk at the party last night and found my little yellow poke-a-dot bikini so if you all please return to your rooms until further--

    *AHHHHH! MY EYES!*

    Weir:...never mind.

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