"This is Captain Riley. There will be a formal dance in the bowling alley...
at 1900 hours tonight."
at 1900 hours tonight."
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"The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms. -
"...with knowledge of his real first name."Originally posted by chyron View PostI'm a Slasher. I slash. It's what I do.
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Mcay: try it you'll like it.
Beckett: nah, i'll pass
Mcay: Cmon its not gonna hurt you...
Beckett: Rodney i dont want to try your new pornographic hologram program!
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Wier: WHO'S THE F^*&ING IDIOT WHO FORGOT TO LOWER THE SHIELD?!Their white flags are no match to our guns!!
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Weir just invited the Wraith over to her thirty-fourth birthday party. They are bringing party favors... she says that we shouldn't shoot them down.
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Rodney works desperatly on some "device" to save Atlantis. He's stuck and has no idea what to do.
Dr. Heightmayer wearing a sexy red dress walks up behind Rodney, slouched over his desk and puts her arms around him.
Mckay: I am so screwed. If they find out that I was the one who depleted the ZedPM, well..... *gulps*
Heightmayer: I know it's hard for you to hear this, but if you trust in God's love, and give yourself over to him, everything will be okay.
Rodney turns around, jumps out of his chair, and runs over to the intercom.
Mckay: What the frak is going on!?Comment
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"Come on piggy, give me a ride...Looks like we got us a sow here, instead of a boar....I bet you can squeal like a pig.""The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.Comment
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"Let's do the time warp again. Let's do the time warp again. It's just a jump to the left, and step to the right. Put your hands on your hips and pull your knees in tight. Do the pelvic thrust and let it make you insane!"
I'm a Slasher. I slash. It's what I do.
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Everyone, place Meridith McKay in the Airlock of the Daedalus and open it while in hyperspace!
Calvin grows up to be Frazz. The logical continuation of this is, of course, that Frazz then grows up to be Edward Norton's character from Fight Club. And thus, all four of these characters are gods.Let's go one more step. Calvin grows up to be Jeremy, who grows up to be Frazz, who grows up to be "Tyler Durden," while Suzie grows up to be Haruhi Suzumiya; since Kyon becomes The Doctor, this leads to the inescapable conclusion that after the end of Fight Club, Calvin becomes Captain Jack.Comment
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"My name is Anne, Anne Onymous. Could you please tell me what is going on!?!"
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lol!! good oneOriginally posted by Daryl Froggy View Post
1: "Oww... i wraithed myself..."
2: "Oh I hate it when that happens..."
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"John...that's a person matter that polite people don't talk about in public"Originally posted by Lilith View Postlol!! good one
1: "Oww... i wraithed myself...""The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.Comment
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McKay: John's football team is a bunch of looooooooooser-MMPHHH"
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I will make a new show called Mythbusters!
adam and jamie: *hit McKay with titanium baseball bats* Copyright laws werte violated so you have to be put to death for stealing our show.Calvin grows up to be Frazz. The logical continuation of this is, of course, that Frazz then grows up to be Edward Norton's character from Fight Club. And thus, all four of these characters are gods.Let's go one more step. Calvin grows up to be Jeremy, who grows up to be Frazz, who grows up to be "Tyler Durden," while Suzie grows up to be Haruhi Suzumiya; since Kyon becomes The Doctor, this leads to the inescapable conclusion that after the end of Fight Club, Calvin becomes Captain Jack.Comment
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*Mckay wakes up*
Adam and Jamie: Today we will be retesting some of our more fun myths because our NEW AND IMPROVED Buster, who we shall call McKay, is a perfect imitation of the human body! *retest one of the more dangerous myths*
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Do not do this at home
We're what you call professionals.
We do this for a living.Spoiler:
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*walter on the intercom*
walter-oh general hamond how do i count the ways?
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