Lorne: Code red, code red! Sheppard's hair gel is missing!
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I thought Sheppard was Kirk...Originally posted by LokiiSuch a shame that I wouldn't know by now your revelations
Cut me in, I don't wanna live without your revelations.-AudioslaveComment
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"Oliver, darling, where have you gone?" (*Jibblies*)
-Eh, pretty much any character from Green Acres. That'd be proper creepy.
-Sesame Street songs. I like 'em well enough, but I don't want 'em coming over the intercom.
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Rodney: ELIZEBTH! Sheppard started to rename the things on the ancient data base, starting with a war ship called the EnterpriseTheir white flags are no match to our guns!!
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Sheppard: Weir, it was like this... I had to name one of the ships the Enterprise, or General O'Neill was going to pull me out of the program.Comment
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Sheppard: My balogna has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R! My balogna has a last name, it's M-E-Y-E-R! I like to eat it everyday and if you ask me why I'll say...
Weir: 'Cause Oscar Meyer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A!
McKay: Wow... you guys are going to win the talent show for sure!Comment
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Cadmans voice: Dr. wier, i have a confession, I'm rodney. rodney is not me, its cadman.
Beckett: so, al that time...
Cadman's voice: thats right
Their white flags are no match to our guns!!
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Don't make me shoot! *pointing M9 Beretta at himself*
Umm, no.
*fires*
Calvin grows up to be Frazz. The logical continuation of this is, of course, that Frazz then grows up to be Edward Norton's character from Fight Club. And thus, all four of these characters are gods.Let's go one more step. Calvin grows up to be Jeremy, who grows up to be Frazz, who grows up to be "Tyler Durden," while Suzie grows up to be Haruhi Suzumiya; since Kyon becomes The Doctor, this leads to the inescapable conclusion that after the end of Fight Club, Calvin becomes Captain Jack.Comment
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Beckett: Oh the humanity! *runs and hides under a rock*Originally posted by 2ndgenerationalteranCadmans voice: Dr. wier, i have a confession, I'm rodney. rodney is not me, its cadman.
Beckett: so, al that time...
Cadman's voice: thats right
Cadman's Voice: Beckett... if you come out... I'll give you a lollipop.
Beckett: No! If I do you'll just... do... that to me again!
Cadman's Voice: I guess I'll have to eat this lollipop then...
Becket: No! Wait... fine!Comment
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McKay: (sings) "Strangers in the night - exchanging glances..."sigpic
Long before you and I were born, others beat these benches with their empty cups,
To the night and its stars, to the here and now with who we are.
Another sunrise with my sad captains, with who I choose to lose my mind,
And if it's all we only pass this way but once, what a perfect waste of time.Comment
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McKay and Zelenka singing: I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts...Comment
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teehee.Originally posted by dancer_4_daniel
*continues singing*
Zalenka:didlee dee..there they are all standing in a row
McKay: Dum Dum DumComment
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Shepard: "Hey guys! Teyla's going skinny dipping! High powered binoculars are now being rented for the modest fee of $5 per five minutes..."sigpic
Long before you and I were born, others beat these benches with their empty cups,
To the night and its stars, to the here and now with who we are.
Another sunrise with my sad captains, with who I choose to lose my mind,
And if it's all we only pass this way but once, what a perfect waste of time.Comment
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Caldwell: Will the owner of a pink miniskirt please pick it up in my...McKay!!!!
Novak: Hermiod, I need you to teach me how to use your control console.
Hermoid: Fine *teaches Novak how to use his computer*
Novak: Now stand in the airlock
Hermiod: Okay *walks into airlock*
Novak: BYE, BYE.*opens outer airlock door and watches hermiod drift in space*
Sheppard: McKay, we all know you are in love with Kavanagh, so give up and surrender yourself to the Wraith with Kavanagh now or I will tell everyone how you kirked with Kavanagh!Calvin grows up to be Frazz. The logical continuation of this is, of course, that Frazz then grows up to be Edward Norton's character from Fight Club. And thus, all four of these characters are gods.Let's go one more step. Calvin grows up to be Jeremy, who grows up to be Frazz, who grows up to be "Tyler Durden," while Suzie grows up to be Haruhi Suzumiya; since Kyon becomes The Doctor, this leads to the inescapable conclusion that after the end of Fight Club, Calvin becomes Captain Jack.Comment
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Originally posted by Col. Shadow Quinn
Bit of a spoiler from Sateda
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: Hey everyone! Guess what? Sheppard doesn't have any friends!
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