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    Will the last person to leave the city please turn off the lights...!
    "What do you mean by 'Oopps'?"
    Team Starfist protects all. But having a fully loaded P-90 helps...
    Reality is an illusion... Created by those who cannot handle Stargate...!
    Jankowski's Rules: Rule 1: Check your Six!
    I'm not perfect. But parts of me are excellent I also cook...!
    To thy own self... Be true
    May the odds.... Be ever in your favour..!

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      This is General Israel Putnam, MEN: DO NOT FIRE UNTIL YOU SEE THE WHITES OF THEIR EYES!

      The hell ? Did we just go back in time ?
      No that's just the new guys in the city, they got that dangblasted gaming system hooked into the PA system again
      Is that why Carson is all ready to go in the Infirmary ?
      Well, it does sound like a revolution is going on
      What gave that away ?
      What; you mean you didn't hear the fife and drums ?

      This is the Assassin's Way part 17 complete
      "Elegant beauty is Nature. but only for the gentle and soft Flower" ~Hu Ge
      "The one thing every new hairstylist must learn is how to do hair in a combat zone!" Bob; owner of Bob & Weave's Combat Salon in Red Dust Club, an original story currently in progress

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        At the third stroke it will be...
        "What do you mean by 'Oopps'?"
        Team Starfist protects all. But having a fully loaded P-90 helps...
        Reality is an illusion... Created by those who cannot handle Stargate...!
        Jankowski's Rules: Rule 1: Check your Six!
        I'm not perfect. But parts of me are excellent I also cook...!
        To thy own self... Be true
        May the odds.... Be ever in your favour..!

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          "Does anybody know how to fly this plane?"

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            I wonder...? What does this button do...?
            "What do you mean by 'Oopps'?"
            Team Starfist protects all. But having a fully loaded P-90 helps...
            Reality is an illusion... Created by those who cannot handle Stargate...!
            Jankowski's Rules: Rule 1: Check your Six!
            I'm not perfect. But parts of me are excellent I also cook...!
            To thy own self... Be true
            May the odds.... Be ever in your favour..!

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              "Whatever you do, don't touch the shiny red button"
              Go home aliens, go home!!!!

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                "All further announcements will be made by Dr. Kavanagh"

                "BRITTA? WHAT KIND OF LAME NAME IS THAT?"

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                  "Oh look there is a shiny Red Button...!"
                  "What do you mean by 'Oopps'?"
                  Team Starfist protects all. But having a fully loaded P-90 helps...
                  Reality is an illusion... Created by those who cannot handle Stargate...!
                  Jankowski's Rules: Rule 1: Check your Six!
                  I'm not perfect. But parts of me are excellent I also cook...!
                  To thy own self... Be true
                  May the odds.... Be ever in your favour..!

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                    Caboose: CONTROL+F+U

                    This is the Assassin's Way part 17 complete
                    "Elegant beauty is Nature. but only for the gentle and soft Flower" ~Hu Ge
                    "The one thing every new hairstylist must learn is how to do hair in a combat zone!" Bob; owner of Bob & Weave's Combat Salon in Red Dust Club, an original story currently in progress

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                      Would the owner of a blue phone box please move it from the gate room
                      Go home aliens, go home!!!!

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                        That's a Doctor Who reference!
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                          Originally posted by Sparky She-Demon View Post
                          That's a Doctor Who reference!
                          Yes and?
                          Go home aliens, go home!!!!

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                            Originally posted by Coco Pops View Post
                            Yes and?
                            And that's a good thing!
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                              Originally posted by Sparky She-Demon View Post
                              And that's a good thing!
                              It is indeed.
                              Go home aliens, go home!!!!

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                                Whoever parked the viper inside the gate please move it. We don't want explosions when the "whoosh" thing happens
                                Go home aliens, go home!!!!

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