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  1. #81
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    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the Atlantis intercom

    Cook:Until the Daedalus arrives we are stuck with Irratus bug stew.

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    "Bad news, people - we've sprung a leak. Doctor McKay's come up with a way to patch the city, but it'll require every piece of elastic we have on base - hair bands, underwear - we need it all, people!"

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    Will the person who superglued all the laptop computers in the science lab closed please report to the control tower. Colonel Sheppard would like to congradulate you.
    I'm a Slasher. I slash. It's what I do.


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    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the Atlantis intercom

    "Kavanaugh is returning to Atlantis"

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    "The beatings will continue until morale improves!"

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    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the Atlantis intercom

    "Major Sheppard, your conduct report of on-duty activities will be delivered to you later today."

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    "Passes will now be required to use the transporters. Please report to Dr. Weir's office about getting a pass."

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    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the Atlantis intercom

    Weir: Attention everyone...it has come to my attention that someone has been selling bootleg copies of "Wraiths Gone Wild". Either give me a free one or tell me where I can get one!!!!!

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    "Attention, lowly humans. This is Q, and I will be taking control of Atlantis for the next... however long I decide."

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    Wier: due to 10,000 year old clogs in the sewer system, all ancient "facilites" are now no longer opperational. and mcay hasnt found the location of the clog or what the ancient sewer line looks like. no going on the streats and constructive beatings are now in place.
    Their white flags are no match to our guns!!

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    Weir: To whoever fed Cavanaugh to the Wraith you are in serious trouble...there's now a big mess in the hallway and I'm not cleaning it up!

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    Weir: (Wavering Voice) whoever stunned Kavanaugh, dressed him up in a school girl outfit and tied up to the south peir, please report to me.

    (Multiple people explode with laughter)

    Sheppard: The pictures should be ready in about 20 minutes

    Weir: I can’t wait….. is the intercom still…. Abrupt silence……
    WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NO BLUE JELLO?

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    (Tribble-type sounds.)

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    Mcay: is..is....is that a battle star?
    shep: that looks like a milenium falcon...
    dex: ....
    Their white flags are no match to our guns!!

  16. #96
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    Kavanaugh is on the loose. Everybody lock your doors!!!

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    Weir: What happen?
    Shep: Somebody set up us the bomb.
    McKay: We get signal.
    Weir: What !
    McKay: Main screen turn on.
    Weir: It's You !!
    Wraith: How are you gentlemen !!
    Wraith: All your base are belong to us.
    Wraith: You are on the way to destruction.
    Weir: What you say !!
    Wraith: You have no chance to survive make your time.
    Wraith: HA HA HA HA ....
    Weir: Take off every 'zig' !!
    Weir: You know what you doing.
    Weir: Move 'zig'.
    Weir: For great justice.


    i luv that flash
    I'm a Slasher. I slash. It's what I do.


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    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the Atlantis intercom

    Quote Originally Posted by Ayan
    Weir: What happen?
    Shep: Somebody set up us the bomb.
    McKay: We get signal.
    Weir: What !
    McKay: Main screen turn on.
    Weir: It's You !!
    Wraith: How are you gentlemen !!
    Wraith: All your base are belong to us.
    Wraith: You are on the way to destruction.
    Weir: What you say !!
    Wraith: You have no chance to survive make your time.
    Wraith: HA HA HA HA ....
    Weir: Take off every 'zig' !!
    Weir: You know what you doing.
    Weir: Move 'zig'.
    Weir: For great justice.


    i luv that flash
    Yes, that is awesome. Except it really should be "Take off every 'puddle jumper'!!" and "Move 'puddle jumper'."

  19. #99
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    McKay: Whoever washed my boxers in lemon scented laundry detergent is going to DIE!!!!!!

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    "I'm sorry, men, but we are out of food."

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