Page 4 of 146 FirstFirst 12345671454104 ... LastLast
Results 61 to 80 of 2904
  1. #61
    Major General Trek_Girl42's Avatar
    Member Since
    Dec 2005
    Location
    The Battlestar Galactica (B.C., Canada)
    Posts
    13,354

    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the Atlantis intercom

    Dr. Mckay now has permanent command of the base.

  2. #62
    Captain Col. Shadow Quinn's Avatar
    Member Since
    Jun 2006
    Location
    USAF Prometheus
    Posts
    1,961

    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the Atlantis intercom

    caldwell:whoever used the beam transporter to fuse the main spire of Atlantis to the daedalus will be beamed onto the sun.
    *Mckay attempts to run away, but is beamed into the sun*
    Calvin grows up to be Frazz. The logical continuation of this is, of course, that Frazz then grows up to be Edward Norton's character from Fight Club. And thus, all four of these characters are gods.Let's go one more step. Calvin grows up to be Jeremy, who grows up to be Frazz, who grows up to be "Tyler Durden," while Suzie grows up to be Haruhi Suzumiya; since Kyon becomes The Doctor, this leads to the inescapable conclusion that after the end of Fight Club, Calvin becomes Captain Jack.

  3. #63
    Second Lieutenant Sam fisher's Avatar
    Member Since
    Jul 2005
    Location
    Texas
    Posts
    376

    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the Atlantis intercom

    Quote Originally Posted by Lokii
    Kavanagh: To those who have been playing jokes on me, you have no idea who you are messing with. I am so superior.....

    ::::: Transporter Flash :::::

    A wraith Warrior appears and points to Kavanagh

    Kavanagh: WRAITH.... (Screams like a school girl running down the hall)

    The Wraith warrior removes his mask to reveal that it is Sheppard

    Ronin: Sheppard, so that was another one of your practical jokes?

    Sheppard: Are you kidding me? Did you see the look on his face?

    Weir: If any one missed it, I had the whole thing taped

    Ronin: Human humor, it is a difficult concept.
    Umm, shouldn't it be "earth humer"?

  4. #64
    Second Lieutenant Sam fisher's Avatar
    Member Since
    Jul 2005
    Location
    Texas
    Posts
    376

    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the Atlantis intercom

    Quote Originally Posted by OutThere
    Weir: Sheppard, please report to my office to explain just how Kavanaugh came to have your pants....
    Well, I can't tell you, the only thing I remember is that things got a little out of hand at last night's party when McKay had a little too much bourbon and he got onto the table and started taking off his clothes.

  5. #65
    Captain Col. Shadow Quinn's Avatar
    Member Since
    Jun 2006
    Location
    USAF Prometheus
    Posts
    1,961

    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the Atlantis intercom

    Caldwell: ALERT, MCKAY AND HERMIOD HAVE GOTTEN MARRIED, ALL PEOPLE ON THE DAEDALUS ARE TO SHOOT THEM ON SIGHT, THAT GOES WITH ATLANTIS TOO!!!!!
    Calvin grows up to be Frazz. The logical continuation of this is, of course, that Frazz then grows up to be Edward Norton's character from Fight Club. And thus, all four of these characters are gods.Let's go one more step. Calvin grows up to be Jeremy, who grows up to be Frazz, who grows up to be "Tyler Durden," while Suzie grows up to be Haruhi Suzumiya; since Kyon becomes The Doctor, this leads to the inescapable conclusion that after the end of Fight Club, Calvin becomes Captain Jack.

  6. #66
    First Lieutenant dancer_4_daniel's Avatar
    Member Since
    Jan 2006
    Location
    Missing my sister and brother...
    Posts
    904

    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the Atlantis intercom

    Weir: If anyone sees Caldwell lurking down here with a shotgun, stun him please. Ever since he found Radek's psychadelic mushrooms, he's been seeing things...

  7. #67
    Lieutenant General Lilith's Avatar
    Member Since
    Sep 2005
    Location
    i'm not coming back, find me on tumblr
    Posts
    16,097

    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the Atlantis intercom

    Will the owner of the red puddle jumper please report to the Jumper Hanger? You're Jumper is docked in a no docking zone and will be towed.
    I'm a Slasher. I slash. It's what I do.


  8. #68
    Major General Morgania's Avatar
    Member Since
    Mar 2006
    Location
    Asgardian Library (burdened with glorious books)
    Posts
    13,493

    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the Atlantis intercom

    Quote Originally Posted by Ayan
    Will the owner of the red puddle jumper please report to the Jumper Hanger? You're Jumper is docked in a no docking zone and will be towed.
    Sheppard: It comes in red? I'm getting one!

    Save a Man-of-War, ride a Commodore.

  9. #69
    Chief Master Sergeant OutThere's Avatar
    Member Since
    Jun 2006
    Location
    Earth. Sometimes space. Coffee is key determinate.
    Posts
    129

    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the Atlantis intercom

    "Hey, Dr. Lee, I hear your holding a pool about when these idiots will realize they're all stuck in one big simulation! Anyway, I want to get in on it-- oops, sorry, I think I just leaned on a few buttons--uh oh, did I turn the intercom on?"

  10. #70
    First Lieutenant mentalmichael's Avatar
    Member Since
    Sep 2005
    Location
    England
    Posts
    623

    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the Atlantis intercom

    Mckay: "Oh****oh****oh**** this time I'm really going to die"

    (nicked from Terry Pratchett)
    Don't you want to look beyond the horizon?

    In the 2 hours and 14 minutes that Torri Higginson was online, there were 272 posts in the Elizabeth Weir Wow Thread. I was responsible for 2 of them. (Oh yeah and Gateworld crashed, but that's not important)

    Please click here to feed the hungry, protect endangered land, and help fight breast cancer without spending a penny (inspired by the Whistler 84 in Memoriam thread)

  11. #71
    First Lieutenant dancer_4_daniel's Avatar
    Member Since
    Jan 2006
    Location
    Missing my sister and brother...
    Posts
    904

    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the Atlantis intercom

    Zelenka: So THAT'S where my mushrooms went!

  12. #72
    Lieutenant Colonel 2ndgenerationalteran's Avatar
    Member Since
    Dec 2005
    Location
    In the back of your neck, controling your brain
    Posts
    3,783

    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the Atlantis intercom

    weve ran out of all other foods in our food pantry evcept orange chicken.

    Mcay: *cries*
    Their white flags are no match to our guns!!

  13. #73
    Lieutenant General Lilith's Avatar
    Member Since
    Sep 2005
    Location
    i'm not coming back, find me on tumblr
    Posts
    16,097

    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the Atlantis intercom

    Weir: Will the person or persons responsible for superglueing Kavanaugh to the outside of the control spire please report to my office. You forgot to give him a wedgie
    I'm a Slasher. I slash. It's what I do.


  14. #74
    Lieutenant Colonel 2ndgenerationalteran's Avatar
    Member Since
    Dec 2005
    Location
    In the back of your neck, controling your brain
    Posts
    3,783

    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the Atlantis intercom

    torture of the kavanaugh by means of putting them in front of the kawoosh will start in 30 seconds. all people not in attendance within the given time will not be permited to watch.
    Their white flags are no match to our guns!!

  15. #75

    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the Atlantis intercom

    Tonight's special in the mess hall: wraith burgers. Get them while they're hot!
    There's nothing more useless than a lock with a voice imprint.
    - Chancellor Borusa (Invasion of Time)

    I'm an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru
    - Omar Q Beckins (The Unauthorized Autobiography)

  16. #76
    Colonel Oranos's Avatar
    Member Since
    Oct 2005
    Posts
    5,869

    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the Atlantis intercom

    McKay: "Crap!"
    Hermiod: *looks up at Rodney* "What is it?"
    McKay: "Just the entire Wraith armada bearing down on Atlantis..."
    Hermiod: "Crap indeed."

  17. #77
    First Lieutenant jazz!'s Avatar
    Member Since
    Aug 2005
    Location
    Listening to LBC 97.3 FM
    Posts
    954

    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the Atlantis intercom

    Due to overdue construction payments and maintenance costs - Atlantis is being decommissioned and sold to Universal Studios Florida; Everyone to the mainland *sigh*

    >>---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------<<

    We're sinking!

    >>---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------<<

    Weir: Atlantis has stopped moving!
    *Ronan gets out and pushes*
    Weir: Never mind!

    >>---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------<<

    Chuck: Pirates?
    Weir: Pirates :confused ?
    Chuck, Weir, Rodney: PIRATES!

    Oooarrrrr
    It's a joke. My way of deflecting attention from my own obvious heroism. You'll get used to it.

  18. #78
    Probie Seeker_Scout's Avatar
    Member Since
    Mar 2006
    Location
    In my mind.
    Posts
    5

    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the Atlantis intercom

    Weir: Due to a problem concerning the MALPs, we will now be using the first ever 'Human' MALP. Testing will start with Kavanaugh. Once his services are no longer required, we will begin a Lotto for the next vict - eh - human MALP. Service is mandatory.
    This is my signature. If you like it, good. If you don't, I don't care.
    "The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy" -Jim Rohn

  19. #79

    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the Atlantis intercom

    Weir: I'm sorry to say that our ZPM has just run out.

  20. #80
    Lieutenant Colonel 2ndgenerationalteran's Avatar
    Member Since
    Dec 2005
    Location
    In the back of your neck, controling your brain
    Posts
    3,783

    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the Atlantis intercom

    Wier: SHEPHERD AND RONON TO THE WEST PIER! ONIELL HAS CAUGHT A BIG... WHALE
    Their white flags are no match to our guns!!

Similar Threads

  1. things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom
    By Pharaoh Atem in forum Fun and Games
    Replies: 3677
    Last Post: April 4th, 2018, 01:58 PM
  2. Base-wide Communications
    By Colonel Sharp in forum Aftermath
    Replies: 127
    Last Post: November 24th, 2010, 01:33 PM
  3. What would you like to hear in the commentaries?
    By Skydiver in forum SG-1 Merchandise
    Replies: 20
    Last Post: April 3rd, 2006, 10:46 PM
  4. Just to clear things up, is Atlantis on Earth?
    By TheScorpionsSting in forum SGA General Discussion
    Replies: 66
    Last Post: July 1st, 2005, 11:15 PM
  5. Things To Be Changed In Atlantis!
    By ronowicz in forum SGA General Discussion
    Replies: 6
    Last Post: September 20th, 2004, 09:19 PM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •