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    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the Atlantis intercom

    The Saturday night movie Dr. Kavanagh Porn Star will start at 7pm.....
    WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NO BLUE JELLO?

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    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the Atlantis intercom

    Followed shortly thereafter by "Wraiths Gone Wild".

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    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the Atlantis intercom

    Quote Originally Posted by Lokii
    The Saturday night movie Dr. Kavanagh Porn Star will start at 7pm.....
    Everybody who doesn't want to be traumatised for life. I advice you to stay clear of the rec room while the movie is playing

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    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the Atlantis intercom

    Weir: We're starting a new gameshow called Let's Kill Cavanaugh. The first person to kill Cavanaugh in the most painfull way is rewarded with our entire stock of blue jello

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    Runners up will recieve the body part of their choice to mutilate how they wish. Dr. Beckett, however, has called dibs on Kavanaugh's head since he needs a new soccer ball...

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    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the Atlantis intercom

    Elizabeth: there's a spinoff to Let's Kill Cavanaugh called Tongueless Rodney. The winner gets to keep Rodney's tongue as a trophie!

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    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the Atlantis intercom

    Quote Originally Posted by gatebuster64
    Elizabeth: there's a spinoff to Let's Kill Cavanaugh called Tongueless Rodney. The winner gets to keep Rodney's tongue as a trophie!
    Weir: Well folks, here is another spin-off from the famed producers of "Let's Kill Cavanaugh and Tongueless Rodney, its called The Sheppard Hunter. The winner gets to keep Sheppard as their slave! And the Bonus prize is: NO MORE KRIKING!

    *Rodney laughs*

    And Bonus prize in the Tongueless Rodney is...
    LEMON CHICKEN!!

    *Rodney screams*

    Yes, that is right folks, who ever wins Tongueless Rodney, Let's Kill Cavanaugh, and The Sheppard Hunter get to feed Rodney Lemon Chicken, provided if he is still alive.
    Good luck, and Happy Hunting!!!
    There is a reason why I do certain stuff... and that is just 30 % of the time. The rest.. I just wing it.

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    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the Atlantis intercom

    Quote Originally Posted by Linkinparkgundam
    Weir: Well folks, here is another spin-off from the famed producers of "Let's Kill Cavanaugh and Tongueless Rodney, its called The Sheppard Hunter. The winner gets to keep Sheppard as their slave! And the Bonus prize is: NO MORE KRIKING!

    *Rodney laughs*

    And Bonus prize in the Tongueless Rodney is...
    LEMON CHICKEN!!

    *Rodney screams*

    Yes, that is right folks, who ever wins Tongueless Rodney, Let's Kill Cavanaugh, and The Sheppard Hunter get to feed Rodney Lemon Chicken, provided if he is still alive.
    Good luck, and Happy Hunting!!!
    LOL

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    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the Atlantis intercom

    not to be the party breaker here but don't you guys think that maybe we're pushing this a little bit too far.
    hey, I hate cavanaugh as much as the next girl, but using his bodyparts as a prize for those who kill him the most painfully is maybe a tad too much.
    I'm all for bashing on the character, but don't go too far.

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    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the Atlantis intercom

    Hmmm...perhaps...

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    Speaking as a person here, not as a mod, surely y'all can have some fun with the intercom without needing carving knives and body bags

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    I am all up for making fun of Kavanaugh, but if we kill him/dismember him, then we can't have fun with him anymore.

    Remember it's all fun and games until some one gets fed to the Wraith.
    WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NO BLUE JELLO?

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    I got one without killing him!

    Will all female personel please report the infirmary for your physicals.

    moans throughout the city

    The last one here will have the priviledge to take Dr. Cavanaugh to our anual ball

    Everyone rushes to the Infirmary

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    Sheppard: to the person who took my pants will you please return them, no questions asked
    Cavanaugh throws Sheppard's pants at Rodney

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    Sheppard (to Rodney): Kavanaugh had them, didn't he?
    McKay: How did you know?
    SHeppard reached into the pocket and pulls out a hair scrunchie
    McKay: Ewwwww....

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    Weir: Sheppard, please report to my office to explain just how Kavanaugh came to have your pants....

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    to the person who put lipstick on Cavanaugh while he was sleeping please report to Weir's office to claim your reward

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    Kavanagh: To those who have been playing jokes on me, you have no idea who you are messing with. I am so superior.....

    ::::: Transporter Flash :::::

    A wraith Warrior appears and points to Kavanagh

    Kavanagh: WRAITH.... (Screams like a school girl running down the hall)

    The Wraith warrior removes his mask to reveal that it is Sheppard

    Ronin: Sheppard, so that was another one of your practical jokes?

    Sheppard: Are you kidding me? Did you see the look on his face?

    Weir: If any one missed it, I had the whole thing taped

    Ronin: Human humor, it is a difficult concept.
    WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NO BLUE JELLO?

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    Weir: Whoever blew up Kavanaugh's toilet come to my office so I can congradulate...I mean...yell at you.
    Zelenka (to McKay): I have to go now.
    McKay (as he goes): It's always the quiet ones....

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    Hermiod: this is to Rodney, I'm smarter than you! I'm smarter than you! Nah nah nah nah nah! Nah nah nah nah nah!

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