Page 2 of 146 FirstFirst 123451252102 ... LastLast
Results 21 to 40 of 2904
  1. #21
    Lieutenant Colonel
    Member Since
    Mar 2006
    Posts
    4,053

    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the Atlantis intercom

    McKay: Hey, we've something new down here...it's metallic...with some kind of weird spheres on it's sides...
    Dalek: Exterminate!!!
    McKay: Ahhh **** run! Run for your lives!


  2. #22
    First Lieutenant dancer_4_daniel's Avatar
    Member Since
    Jan 2006
    Location
    Missing my sister and brother...
    Posts
    904

    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the Atlantis intercom

    Rodney: I have no ******* clue...I defer to Radek on this one.
    Zelenka: Kurva drat!
    (translation: BLoody hell!)

  3. #23
    Captain Lokii's Avatar
    Member Since
    Mar 2006
    Location
    Pa
    Posts
    1,351

    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the Atlantis intercom

    Attention: Whoever used the daedlus's transporters to beam Dr. Kavanagh into the ocean while he was sleeping, please come to operations.

    I just can't help picking on the man
    WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NO BLUE JELLO?

  4. #24
    First Lieutenant dancer_4_daniel's Avatar
    Member Since
    Jan 2006
    Location
    Missing my sister and brother...
    Posts
    904

    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the Atlantis intercom

    Weir: Whoever hung my silk nightie from the top of the tower is going to PAY...

  5. #25
    Lieutenant General Pharaoh Atem's Avatar
    Member Since
    Aug 2005
    Location
    Chicago
    Posts
    19,734

    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the Atlantis intercom

    Quote Originally Posted by Lokii
    Attention: Whoever used the daedlus's transporters to beam Dr. Kavanagh into the ocean while he was sleeping, please come to operations.

    I just can't help picking on the man
    that's OK because in my sg1 intercom thread it's open season on DR lee

  6. #26
    Second Lieutenant keshya's Avatar
    Member Since
    May 2006
    Location
    Belgium
    Posts
    424

    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the Atlantis intercom

    it's becoming the bash on kavanaugh thread.

    not that I mind. I really don't like that quy

    hey, maybe someone should start a bash on kavanaugh thread. or is there one already? would that be pushing it a bit?

  7. #27
    First Lieutenant dancer_4_daniel's Avatar
    Member Since
    Jan 2006
    Location
    Missing my sister and brother...
    Posts
    904

    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the Atlantis intercom

    Hmmm...interesting idea! I'd support that, lol!

    Weir: Kavannaugh, if you ever "accidently" touch my butt EVER again, you won't have any privates...literally!

  8. #28
    Lieutenant Colonel
    Member Since
    Mar 2006
    Posts
    4,053

    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the Atlantis intercom

    McKay: Kavanagh, if you ever "accidently" touch my butt EVER again, you'll find yourselves stuck on the kids planet forever!


  9. #29
    First Lieutenant dancer_4_daniel's Avatar
    Member Since
    Jan 2006
    Location
    Missing my sister and brother...
    Posts
    904

    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the Atlantis intercom

    Sheppard: Kavanaugh, if you ever "accidently" touch my butt EVER again, I will happily feed you to the first Wraith we come across!

  10. #30
    Lieutenant Colonel
    Member Since
    Mar 2006
    Posts
    4,053

    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the Atlantis intercom

    RONON:...

    Never mind, he's dead.


  11. #31
    First Lieutenant dancer_4_daniel's Avatar
    Member Since
    Jan 2006
    Location
    Missing my sister and brother...
    Posts
    904

    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the Atlantis intercom

    ROFL!

    Teyla: Kavanaugh, if you even come NEAR me, you will understand why I have "sticks of doom"...

  12. #32
    Lieutenant General Pharaoh Atem's Avatar
    Member Since
    Aug 2005
    Location
    Chicago
    Posts
    19,734

    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the Atlantis intercom

    Quote Originally Posted by keshya
    it's becoming the bash on kavanaugh thread.

    not that I mind. I really don't like that quy

    hey, maybe someone should start a bash on kavanaugh thread. or is there one already? would that be pushing it a bit?
    here you go

    the anti kavanaugh thread.

  13. #33
    Second Lieutenant keshya's Avatar
    Member Since
    May 2006
    Location
    Belgium
    Posts
    424

    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the Atlantis intercom

    you're serious! ROFL

    Cadman: Kavanaugh, if you ever touch my butt again, I'll send Carson to you with the big needles!
    Last edited by keshya; June 14th, 2006 at 12:38 AM.

  14. #34
    First Lieutenant dancer_4_daniel's Avatar
    Member Since
    Jan 2006
    Location
    Missing my sister and brother...
    Posts
    904

    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the Atlantis intercom

    Carson: Kavanaugh, if you ever touch my butt again I will dissect your body for science-nevermind if you're dead first or not!

  15. #35
    Captain Lokii's Avatar
    Member Since
    Mar 2006
    Location
    Pa
    Posts
    1,351

    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the Atlantis intercom

    Weir (Annoyed) Col Sheppard to operations... there are several women claiming to be your....girlfriend


    (Backround) I told you he was Kirk.... I told you....
    WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NO BLUE JELLO?

  16. #36
    Second Lieutenant keshya's Avatar
    Member Since
    May 2006
    Location
    Belgium
    Posts
    424

    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the Atlantis intercom

    sheppard: I don't know any of them, I swear. ... ok, maybe, that one... ooh, what was your name again? OUCH! why'd you hit me?

  17. #37
    First Lieutenant dancer_4_daniel's Avatar
    Member Since
    Jan 2006
    Location
    Missing my sister and brother...
    Posts
    904

    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the Atlantis intercom

    Radek: What goes around comes around...

  18. #38
    Lieutenant Colonel Otera's Avatar
    Member Since
    Feb 2006
    Location
    wishing for a pet fox! too cute!!!
    Posts
    4,015

    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the Atlantis intercom

    Sheppard: I said across her nose not up it!!
    _____

    Shep: Who made that man a gunner?
    Random guy from the ship: I did sir
    shep: Who's he?
    Beckett: He's an @$$hole, sir
    Shep: I know that! what's his name?
    Random Guy: Uh, Sir? Did you know the light's on?
    Shep: What? oh, C***! (fumbling noises)
    Mckay: How do you Turn this thing off?
    Shep: I don't know, but you're explaining this to Weir. It was your idea to play out Spaceballs!!
    Spoiler:
    Before you met me I was a fairy princess
    I caught frogs and called them prince
    And made myself a queen
    Before you knew me I traveled 'round the world
    I slept in castles and fell in love
    Because I was taught to dream

    I found mayonnaise bottles and poked holes on top
    To capture tinkerbell
    They were just fireflies to the untrained eye
    But I could always tell

    I believe in fairytales and dreamers dreams like bed sheet sails
    And I believe in Peter Pan and miracles
    And anything I can to get by
    And fireflies...

    "What's the point of being grown-up if you can't act childish sometimes?" -- Doctor Who

  19. #39
    First Lieutenant dancer_4_daniel's Avatar
    Member Since
    Jan 2006
    Location
    Missing my sister and brother...
    Posts
    904

    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the Atlantis intercom

    Sheppard: McKay, I swear if you tell me to "use the Schwartz" one more time, this yogurt is going where the sun don't shine!

  20. #40
    Major General Trek_Girl42's Avatar
    Member Since
    Dec 2005
    Location
    The Battlestar Galactica (B.C., Canada)
    Posts
    13,354

    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the Atlantis intercom

    Ah! Someone said something similar to mine, oh well:

    Weir: Major Sheppard, it seems your.....fan club.....has come to see you.

Similar Threads

  1. things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom
    By Pharaoh Atem in forum Fun and Games
    Replies: 3677
    Last Post: April 4th, 2018, 02:58 PM
  2. Base-wide Communications
    By Colonel Sharp in forum Aftermath
    Replies: 127
    Last Post: November 24th, 2010, 02:33 PM
  3. What would you like to hear in the commentaries?
    By Skydiver in forum SG-1 Merchandise
    Replies: 20
    Last Post: April 3rd, 2006, 11:46 PM
  4. Just to clear things up, is Atlantis on Earth?
    By TheScorpionsSting in forum SGA General Discussion
    Replies: 66
    Last Post: July 2nd, 2005, 12:15 AM
  5. Things To Be Changed In Atlantis!
    By ronowicz in forum SGA General Discussion
    Replies: 6
    Last Post: September 20th, 2004, 10:19 PM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •