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  1. #241
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    Lorne: Code red, code red! Sheppard's hair gel is missing!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lokii
    Sheppard: Dr. McKay please respond

    McKay: Red Alert! Raise the shields and arms weapons

    Sheppard: RODNEY!!!

    McKay: Yes mister Spock what is it?

    Sheppard: Mister Spock…. RODNEY WAKE UP!!!!

    McKay: Umm ah yes Col Sheppard…

    Sheppard: Having your Kirk dreams again?

    McKay: I have no idea what you are talking about

    Sheppard: McKay, you fell asleep on the intercom button and you, well you talk in your sleep….

    McKay: I do not talk in my sleep

    Sheppard: Want to hear the tape?
    I thought Sheppard was Kirk...
    Such a shame that I wouldn't know by now your revelations
    Cut me in, I don't wanna live without your revelations.
    -Audioslave

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    "Oliver, darling, where have you gone?" (*Jibblies*)
    -Eh, pretty much any character from Green Acres. That'd be proper creepy.
    -Sesame Street songs. I like 'em well enough, but I don't want 'em coming over the intercom.

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    Rodney: ELIZEBTH! Sheppard started to rename the things on the ancient data base, starting with a war ship called the Enterprise
    Their white flags are no match to our guns!!

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    Sheppard: Weir, it was like this... I had to name one of the ships the Enterprise, or General O'Neill was going to pull me out of the program.

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    Sheppard: My balogna has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R! My balogna has a last name, it's M-E-Y-E-R! I like to eat it everyday and if you ask me why I'll say...
    Weir: 'Cause Oscar Meyer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A!
    McKay: Wow... you guys are going to win the talent show for sure!
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    Cadmans voice: Dr. wier, i have a confession, I'm rodney. rodney is not me, its cadman.
    Beckett: so, al that time...
    Cadman's voice: thats right
    Their white flags are no match to our guns!!

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    Don't make me shoot! *pointing M9 Beretta at himself*
    Umm, no.
    *fires*
    Calvin grows up to be Frazz. The logical continuation of this is, of course, that Frazz then grows up to be Edward Norton's character from Fight Club. And thus, all four of these characters are gods.Let's go one more step. Calvin grows up to be Jeremy, who grows up to be Frazz, who grows up to be "Tyler Durden," while Suzie grows up to be Haruhi Suzumiya; since Kyon becomes The Doctor, this leads to the inescapable conclusion that after the end of Fight Club, Calvin becomes Captain Jack.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2ndgenerationalteran
    Cadmans voice: Dr. wier, i have a confession, I'm rodney. rodney is not me, its cadman.
    Beckett: so, al that time...
    Cadman's voice: thats right
    Beckett: Oh the humanity! *runs and hides under a rock*
    Cadman's Voice: Beckett... if you come out... I'll give you a lollipop.
    Beckett: No! If I do you'll just... do... that to me again!
    Cadman's Voice: I guess I'll have to eat this lollipop then...
    Becket: No! Wait... fine!
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    McKay: (sings) "Strangers in the night - exchanging glances..."

    Long before you and I were born, others beat these benches with their empty cups,
    To the night and its stars, to the here and now with who we are.

    Another sunrise with my sad captains, with who I choose to lose my mind,
    And if it's all we only pass this way but once, what a perfect waste of time.

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    McKay and Zelenka singing: I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts...

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    Quote Originally Posted by dancer_4_daniel
    McKay and Zelenka singing: I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts...
    teehee.
    *continues singing*

    Zalenka:didlee dee..there they are all standing in a row
    McKay: Dum Dum Dum
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    Shepard: "Hey guys! Teyla's going skinny dipping! High powered binoculars are now being rented for the modest fee of $5 per five minutes..."

    Long before you and I were born, others beat these benches with their empty cups,
    To the night and its stars, to the here and now with who we are.

    Another sunrise with my sad captains, with who I choose to lose my mind,
    And if it's all we only pass this way but once, what a perfect waste of time.

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    Caldwell: Will the owner of a pink miniskirt please pick it up in my...McKay!!!!

    Novak: Hermiod, I need you to teach me how to use your control console.
    Hermoid: Fine *teaches Novak how to use his computer*
    Novak: Now stand in the airlock
    Hermiod: Okay *walks into airlock*
    Novak: BYE, BYE.*opens outer airlock door and watches hermiod drift in space*

    Sheppard: McKay, we all know you are in love with Kavanagh, so give up and surrender yourself to the Wraith with Kavanagh now or I will tell everyone how you kirked with Kavanagh!
    Calvin grows up to be Frazz. The logical continuation of this is, of course, that Frazz then grows up to be Edward Norton's character from Fight Club. And thus, all four of these characters are gods.Let's go one more step. Calvin grows up to be Jeremy, who grows up to be Frazz, who grows up to be "Tyler Durden," while Suzie grows up to be Haruhi Suzumiya; since Kyon becomes The Doctor, this leads to the inescapable conclusion that after the end of Fight Club, Calvin becomes Captain Jack.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Col. Shadow Quinn
    Caldwell: Will the owner of a pink miniskirt please pick it up in my...McKay!!!!

    Novak: Hermiod, I need you to teach me how to use your control console.
    Hermoid: Fine *teaches Novak how to use his computer*
    Novak: Now stand in the airlock
    Hermiod: Okay *walks into airlock*
    Novak: BYE, BYE.*opens outer airlock door and watches hermiod drift in space*

    Sheppard: McKay, we all know you are in love with Kavanagh, so give up and surrender yourself to the Wraith with Kavanagh now or I will tell everyone how you kirked with Kavanagh!

    Bit of a spoiler from Sateda
    Spoiler:
    : Hey everyone! Guess what? Sheppard doesn't have any friends!
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    Okay, on a scale of squid to god, how would you rate John's kissing?
    I am... Not familiar with that scale, Dr. Weir.
    Well, squid means he just slobbers in your mouth like a dying fish. God means he makes you weak in the knees, among other things.
    Well then, between god or squid, I must choose-(intercom cuts out)
    *******it!

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    : Sateda has no pants, Sateda needs no pants.
    : Well, you got that right.

    Save a Man-of-War, ride a Commodore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andrew Joshua Talon
    Okay, on a scale of squid to god, how would you rate John's kissing?
    I am... Not familiar with that scale, Dr. Weir.
    Well, squid means he just slobbers in your mouth like a dying fish. God means he makes you weak in the knees, among other things.
    Well then, between god or squid, I must choose-(intercom cuts out)
    *******it!

    *intercom turns on again*
    Personally, I give him a squid...
    He wasn't *sob* supposed to *sob* tell... *sob*
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    Zelenka: I'm dreaming, of a white, Christmas! Like how we used to... Uh... Rodney?
    McKay: I cannot believe this! First you want to practive in Weir's office for the talent show, and NOW you forget how the song goes after weeks and WEEKS of... Uh... Say, is that light supposed to be blinking?

    Of course, there are less than honest uses for Dr. Weir's office, LOL...

    Cadman: Why are we doing this again?
    McKay: Because Elizabeth needs a good laugh, and you're the only one with a whoopie cushion on base.
    Cadman: Doesn't the Colonel have one?
    McKay: He did... Until Ronan found it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andrew Joshua Talon
    Zelenka: I'm dreaming, of a white, Christmas! Like how we used to... Uh... Rodney?
    McKay: I cannot believe this! First you want to practive in Weir's office for the talent show, and NOW you forget how the song goes after weeks and WEEKS of... Uh... Say, is that light supposed to be blinking?

    Of course, there are less than honest uses for Dr. Weir's office, LOL...

    Cadman: Why are we doing this again?
    McKay: Because Elizabeth needs a good laugh, and you're the only one with a whoopie cushion on base.
    Cadman: Doesn't the Colonel have one?
    McKay: He did... Until Ronan found it.
    *chuckle*
    Cadman: And then what happened?
    McKay: Well... this was just after Ronon had revealed that Sheppard was gay. That alone could've torn him apart... But then Ronon had found his woopie coushin on one of those nights when they'd stolen away onto the Eastern Peir and then into Sheppard's quarters. Ronon hadn't put it back properly. Now... Sheppard had also put an video and audio feed into his room so as to make announcements and play Potter Puppet Pals on it at random intervals. One day, he had been sitting down to make an announcement when he sat on the very woopie coushin Ronon had misplaced that one restless night. The sound filled the coridors of Atlantis. At first there was silence... but it was followed by the laughter of everyone in Atlantis. Sheppard couldn't bear it anymore... he stole a puddle jumper and ran away to somewhere in the mainland with the woopie coushin where he's been for a long time. If you're especially quite at night... you can hear him whispering on the wind...
    Sheppard (whispering on the wind): I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner... that is what I'd truly like to be! For if I were an Oscar Meyer weiner... Woah! Say! What the heck are you two doing in Weir's office?
    McKay: John? I thought you were on the main land...
    Sheppard: What? What lies have you been spreading on the intercom now?
    McKay: You mean you didn't hear?
    Sheppard (removes ear plugs): What?
    McKay: Let us never speak of it again...
    Sheppard: What?
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