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    Default Favourite Jack Quotes!

    Someone's probably done this already, but oh well. Here are some of my favourite quotes:

    "I woke up, haven't had coffee, let alone a pee in seven days, and I find out you stole my arse and made a... mini... me!"

    "Time to say something profound. Nothing comes to mind; lets blow this thing."

    Walks into Hammond's office, sees Maybourne.
    "Permission to beat the crap out of this man, sir."

    I didn't do them all so that some other fans could post some aswell. Thanks.

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    Captain Commander Jumper's Avatar
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    "over my rotting corpse......sir"
    "Hammond is insisting that SG-1 needs a sociopolitical nerd to ofset our over-whelming coolness"
    "if I'm gonna catch the next plain of existence outta here, you've gotta give me something"

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    Default Re: Favourite Jack Quotes!

    Chimera:
    not bad with the quarks

    Broca divide:
    lucy I am home

    (there are more but I will post them later )

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    Oh for crying out loud!
    Doh!
    I did it again general!
    Never run with... scissors?
    I have great confidence in you Carter. Go back to the SGC and... confuse Hammond.


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    Captain Commander Jumper's Avatar
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    This weapon appears to be uneffective

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    Default Re: Favourite Jack Quotes!

    Quote Originally Posted by Puddle_Jumper_One
    This weapon appears to be uneffective
    isn't that teal'c who said that???

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    Captain Commander Jumper's Avatar
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    yeah I thought this was the teal'c moments thread....I've really lost it....as in my marbles.....

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    "In the middle of my BACKSWING!!!"
    Daniel - ...come on Teal'c's like the deepest person I know, come on Teal'c, tell 'em how deep you are, you'll be lucky if you even understand this
    Teal'c(pauses, raises eyebrow) - My depth is immaterial to this conversation
    Daniel - Ooooooh, see that


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    Default Re: Favourite Jack Quotes!

    Quote Originally Posted by -Tyrus-
    "In the middle of my BACKSWING!!!"
    I was just going to post that one, now i have two think of another one

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    Ala my sig: "I could have sworn that was an aspirin I took this morning..."
    "I could have sworn that was an aspirin I took this morning...."
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    Default Re: Favourite Jack Quotes!

    "Teal'c what's with the hair ?"
    .....
    TEAL'C WHAT'S WITH THE HAIR!?"

    "I can save these ppls !"

    "-How far is Alaris anyway?
    -Several bililons miles away O'Neill.
    -It's gonna be a record"

    "-You're okay or you just try to answering to my question ?"
    -I'm okay .. WHAT QUESTION ?"

    "I spending my hole life stickining to the man .. I don't think i can be the man"



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    It's all fun and games until someone breaks a finger nail!

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    Weren't you listening? Nintendos go through everything!

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    "Holy Frozen Bad Guy!"


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    Nintentos pass through everything.

    Is that a "money back if you're not completely alive" guarantee?

    He also wanted me to tell you, that the whole, "invasion of the Tau'ri" idea has been cancelled due to... rain.

    Napoleonic powermonger.
    Joseph Mallozzi -"In the meantime, I'm into season 5 of OZ (where the show takes an unfortunate hairpin turn into "the not so wonderful world of fantasy")"

    ^^^ Kinda sounds like seasons 9 and 10 of SG-1 to me. Thor, ya got Aspirin?

    AGateFan has officially Gone Fishin (with Jack, Sam, Daniel, Teal'c) and is hoping Atlantis does not take that same hairpin turn.

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    If I had a Nickkel...

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    Default Re: Favourite Jack Quotes!

    " Thor Buddy"
    "Yasureyabecha"
    "There are no fish in my pnd where I fish"
    "more importantly did they say what was for dinner"
    "CRAZY"
    "How do you feel about explosives"
    Carter: thouse I like a little better
    "Your not the usualy delivery boy"
    Little Jack:" Don't make me hurt you ok thats it know Iam mad
    Carter: its ok sargent
    Jack: I could have taken him

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    Little Jack :speaking of six...

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    She's got fluids.

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    "Hey don't scratch the paint work!"

    "Why don't we sit back and watch you get your ass kicked. That way you'll be dead, and we'll be glad!"

    "two weeks ago Sg-15.......
    We've done this!"

    "CArter all i heard then was 'Matrix' and i found those films quite confusing."
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