Favourite Jack Quotes!

[Lord Ben]

Someone's probably done this already, but oh well. Here are some of my favourite quotes:

"I woke up, haven't had coffee, let alone a pee in seven days, and I find out you stole my arse and made a... mini... me!"

"Time to say something profound. Nothing comes to mind; lets blow this thing."

Walks into Hammond's office, sees Maybourne.
"Permission to beat the crap out of this man, sir."

I didn't do them all so that some other fans could post some aswell. Thanks.

[Commander Jumper]

"over my rotting corpse......sir"
"Hammond is insisting that SG-1 needs a sociopolitical nerd to ofset our over-whelming coolness"
"if I'm gonna catch the next plain of existence outta here, you've gotta give me something"

[RepliCartertje]

Chimera:
not bad with the quarks

Broca divide:
lucy I am home

(there are more but I will post them later )

[Chemp]

Oh for crying out loud!
Doh!
I did it again general!
Never run with... scissors?
I have great confidence in you Carter. Go back to the SGC and... confuse Hammond.

[Commander Jumper]

This weapon appears to be uneffective

[RepliCartertje]

This weapon appears to be uneffective

isn't that teal'c who said that???

[Commander Jumper]

yeah I thought this was the teal'c moments thread....I've really lost it....as in my marbles.....

[-Tyrus-]

"In the middle of my BACKSWING!!!"

[plaw15]

"In the middle of my BACKSWING!!!"

I was just going to post that one, now i have two think of another one

[Maastrichian]

Ala my sig: "I could have sworn that was an aspirin I took this morning..."

[RaDoI oF SoKaR]

"Teal'c what's with the hair ?"
.....
TEAL'C WHAT'S WITH THE HAIR!?"

"I can save these ppls !"

"-How far is Alaris anyway?
-Several bililons miles away O'Neill.
-It's gonna be a record"

"-You're okay or you just try to answering to my question ?"
-I'm okay .. WHAT QUESTION ?"

"I spending my hole life stickining to the man .. I don't think i can be the man"

[mishy_mo]

It's all fun and games until someone breaks a finger nail!

[g8tr]

Weren't you listening? Nintendos go through everything!

[Wilson3Girl]

"Holy Frozen Bad Guy!"


Wilson3Girl

[AGateFan]

Nintentos pass through everything.

Is that a "money back if you're not completely alive" guarantee?

He also wanted me to tell you, that the whole, "invasion of the Tau'ri" idea has been cancelled due to... rain.

Napoleonic powermonger.