Favourite Jack Quotes!

[Aroura-Gate]

If I had a Nickkel...

[Dr.J_girl]

" Thor Buddy"
"Yasureyabecha"
"There are no fish in my pnd where I fish"
"more importantly did they say what was for dinner"
"CRAZY"
"How do you feel about explosives"
Carter: thouse I like a little better
"Your not the usualy delivery boy"
Little Jack:" Don't make me hurt you ok thats it know Iam mad
Carter: its ok sargent
Jack: I could have taken him

[Commander Jumper]

Little Jack :speaking of six...

[RuleBritannia]

She's got fluids.

[beale947]

"Hey don't scratch the paint work!"

"Why don't we sit back and watch you get your ass kicked. That way you'll be dead, and we'll be glad!"

"two weeks ago Sg-15.......
We've done this!"

"CArter all i heard then was 'Matrix' and i found those films quite confusing."

[AGateFan]

I like vanilla over chocolate, my favorite color is peridot, I think Tibet should be free, and if I could have dinner with anyone in the world, it would be Mary Steenburgen.---- I think shes nice.


Kind of a ring thing, comes with a dialer, you hit the symbols, it spins around and lights come on, it kind of flushes sideways.

[2ndgenerationalteran]

locked up and a jaffa goes
Jaffa: you dont know what anubis is capable of. (Or something like that)
Jack: *******, ended with a preposition

[Benn00]

locked up and a jaffa goes
Jaffa: you dont know what anubis is capable of. (Or something like that)
Jack: *******, ended with a preposition

Herak: You have no idea as to the likes anubis is capable of
Jack: You ended that sentence with a preposition....B@stard"

Greattt quote

[oneil1]

'captin james T.Kirk of the star ship enterprise'


sammuels: 'what if the aliens get it'
Jack: well they could be blowing there nose's right now'

Kinsey: 'That’s as good as pulling the trigger yourself. I thought Stargate Command didn’t do that sort of thing.'
Jack: 'Well, we’re under new management.'

[jafacakes]

Daniel: Hathor was the Egyptian goddess of fertility, inebriety, and music.
O'Neill: Sex, drugs, and Rock 'NH Roll?

Hammond: Colonel, the United States is not in the business of interfering in other people's affairs.
O'Neill: Since when, Sir?

O'Neill: Promoted? Talk about failing upwards

Carter: Err. Colonel?
O'Neill: It's my side arm, I swear

[Sprectra]

This one from Chain Reaction is one of my personal favorites.

"General Bauer, may I remind you that if it weren't for SG-1 you'd probably be sitting there with a snake in your head instead of your head up your @$$."