PJ1's Spy....eeerrra Bird Thread! (where Evil plans Happen)

[Commander Jumper]

A Special Annoncment From Master Evil Man

A.K.A. Daniel Jackson

: K quick thing before i head off to dinner.....all of my spies must meet here to carry out my evil bidding Muahahahahahahahahah! now few rules
1. Don't make fun of my taste in shoes.....or Oma's taste in Sweaters.
2. do all my evil bidding with out complaint
3.well one and two pretty much cover it

ok have a nice night See ya on the morrow!
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For all of you who want to be spies it's easy....just follow these steps
1.come to this thread and read what Dr.J has to say about rules and such
2.pick an evil spy name based on an animal or something wicked cool Ex. I am Chicken one.
3. wait to be acknowledged by our evil master
4. do all his bidding

Tips

1. always say over after finishing a sentence
2.always follow Dr.J's rules
3. keep an ispirational pic od Dr.J with you at all times
4. always have the following items
1.a notebook (to record evil thoughts)
2. a radio directly up linked to Danny (you never know when you'll think up an evil plan)
3. any thing sparkly
well be a spy already

[ejohnno]

*this is pigeon one can we continue phase three form the person above you thread? over*

[Commander Jumper]

*this is Chicken one, commence Spyness to phase three. Daniel's laundry, over*

[ejohnno]

*was able to break into the dry cleaners and gain access to Master Evil Man's suit and Laundry he is now dressed for phase four Muahahhhahahahaha, Over*

[Commander Jumper]

Master Evil Man
a.K.A. Daniel Jackson

: What do ya think. this suit with these shoes. I need to dress in casual black to look evil

*Daniel looks hot when he's evil.*Droool* ready to commence next phase, over*

[ejohnno]

*Commencing phase four, destroyiing the evidence from the evil sea whale convention that we destroyed Muahahahahahahahaha we are now the evilist! Muahahahahahahahaha, *over*

[Commander Jumper]

*commencing acid on dead whales, over, ewwwwww, over*

[ejohnno]

*dissolve my little pretties! dissolve! Muahahahahahahaha , commence phase 5 disposal of dissolved evil sea whale convention, over*

[Commander Jumper]

*calling up water proofed garbage trucks, over, they'll be here in ten minutes, over*

*waits ten minutes*

*the guys are here, over*

[ejohnno]

*perfect, loads all the dissolved evil sea whales into the water proofed garbage trucks. The evil sea whales now lie in the sea Muahahahahahahahahaha, over*

[Commander Jumper]

*Good, over, commence next stage...... putting exlax in the brownies for the world leaders convention, over*

*mahahahahahahhahahahhahahah, Over*

[ejohnno]

*has just entered the building disguised as a waitress the exlax should take effect in a little while, over*

*waits a little while*

*Muahahahahahahahahaha, Over*

[Commander Jumper]

*next stage commencing whilst leaders are.....relieving them selves, over*
*okay wich leader do you want to be? Daniel has already called bush, I call Canada, over, only a matter of time before we rule the world, muahahahahha, over*

[ejohnno]

*i call England Muahahahahahaha, continue down the path of world domination, over*

[Commander Jumper]

*problem, over, prime minister of Malaysia doesn't eat chocolate, over*