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    Lieutenant General Pharaoh Atem's Avatar
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    Default things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom

    things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom

    just 1 rule has to be silly

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    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom

    -Mess to Surface: "We're all out of Jello!"

    - "Self destruct in five...four....three...two...one...."

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    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom

    Attention everybody, we have an emergancy, my foot is asleep. I repete, my foot is asleep, this is not a drill!

    Anyone who gives me green is sexy, wanna be sexy? Give me Green! Woopie!
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    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom

    (Insert name here), please report to the infirmary.

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    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom

    taking inspiration from ^

    (insert name here), please report to the main entrance. Your mother is here. She says you forgot your lunch

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    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom

    "So I took Thor the asgard and his mates out for a couple of drinks and he crashed the fleet ship into a planet. No chance for us when the Ori arrive..."


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    Last person to the Gate Room has to babysit Siler for 24 hours.

    *massive stampide*

    Save a Man-of-War, ride a Commodore.

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    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom

    Umm, sorry, we've left your name off the Alpha Site list.

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    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom

    "Hey Sally, man your hot. i just want to take you and kiss you all over....wait is this thing on? damn!"

    Anyone who gives me green is sexy, wanna be sexy? Give me Green! Woopie!
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    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom

    Kinsey: Hi, this is Bob. I just wanted to let you know that I am tickled pink about taking command of this fine facility. I'm sure we'll all get along great.

    Kinsey: *fifteen seconds later* Due to budget cuts, it is my sad duty to announce that the following people have to be let go; Jack O'Neill...(loooong pause) That is all.

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    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom

    Quote Originally Posted by ReganX
    Kinsey: Hi, this is Bob. I just wanted to let you know that I am tickled pink about taking command of this fine facility. I'm sure we'll all get along great.

    Kinsey: *fifteen seconds later* Due to budget cuts, it is my sad duty to announce that the following people have to be let go; Jack O'Neill...(loooong pause) That is all.

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    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom

    In the spirit of The Office

    Landry: "I've got some good news and some bad news. The bad news is an infection is running through the base. In a short time most of you you should expect temporary paralysis and loss of bowl and bladder function. Unfortunatly no one will be able to help you, as it's very likely they will be suffering the same thing, and I don't want to go out and risk getting infected.

    The good news is, I got a raise!

    Your're all still thinking about the bad news aren't you? What I should have done is I should have told you the good news first!"
    An all new Stargate spinoff presents

    Stargate: The B Team

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    The galaxy just got a whoooole lot crazier!

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    Walter Chevron 1 encoded Chevron 2 encoded Chevron 3 encoded Chevron 4 encoded Chevron 5 encoded chevon .......ummmmmmm damn i forgot what was after 5 ........Col carter help!!!!!!!

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    Brigadier General ReganX's Avatar
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    Landry: I just wanted to let you know that Colonel Carter has finally been persuaded to take a long overdue vacation and that, for the next month, all scientific problems will be handled by Dr Lee. I'm sure we'll manage just fine and I know... *rest of Landry's announcement drowned out by panicked screams*

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    Landry: Todays soup of the day is 'Leek' - and in other news, Walter is organising a petition to do a bakesale in the gateroom
    It's a joke. My way of deflecting attention from my own obvious heroism. You'll get used to it.

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    Carter: Teal'c, for God's sake, what have I said about leaving the toilet seat up?!?!
    (God knows why she's in the men's toilets, but whatever...)

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    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom

    Will (insert name here) please report to the gate room, your mother left clean underwear for you.
    I had to have the picture of Teal'c because as any woman can see Christopher Judge is talented, humourous and extremely sexy.

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    Talking Re: things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom

    Quote Originally Posted by Chutzpah
    In the spirit of The Office

    Landry: "I've got some good news and some bad news. The bad news is an infection is running through the base. In a short time most of you you should expect temporary paralysis and loss of bowl and bladder function. Unfortunatly no one will be able to help you, as it's very likely they will be suffering the same thing, and I don't want to go out and risk getting infected.

    The good news is, I got a raise!

    Your're all still thinking about the bad news aren't you? What I should have done is I should have told you the good news first!"
    I know what's better that your raise, Gieco.
    I had to have the picture of Teal'c because as any woman can see Christopher Judge is talented, humourous and extremely sexy.

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    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom

    Hammond: Oh yeah, baby... oooohh yeah.... that's the way Daddy likes it..... ohhh yeah who's your daddy baby who's your...w.wait.... OH****!! *CLICK*.......................

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    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom

    Quote Originally Posted by Ouroboros
    Hammond: Oh yeah, baby... oooohh yeah.... that's the way Daddy likes it..... ohhh yeah who's your daddy baby who's your...w.wait.... OH****!! *CLICK*.......................

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    LMAO!!!

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