things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom

[Lokii]

"From 5pm to 7pm join us for the pants optional socail mixer in the level 28 mess hall"

[Allestian]

'We have incoming. Reading IDC. It's Dr Felger and Dr Lee."
"Close the iris."



(No offence to the characters)

[Lokii]

"Col Carter to the Briefing room... Pete is here to see you"

[Allestian]

"Col Carter to the Briefing room... Pete is here to see you"

LMAO!!!

*After hearing the intercom*
"General O'Neill? Where are you going with the P-90?"

[Lokii]

"Clean up teams to the briefing room..."

[ejohnno]

Hammond: All SG Teams to the breifing room as every team is going off-world today
Daniel: But Sir it's the 6.6.06!
Hammond: I know! Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Lokii]

Attention: would the owner of a purple thong please come and claim your property in the briefing room..

[ejohnno]

Hammond: Atention Personel would you please refrain from using the Janitors closet for personal use as if i have to buy another mop i will get very annoyed!

[Lokii]

Airman Jones please call you wife, she needs you to stop at the drugstore for femine products.....

[ejohnno]

Hammond: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...that's disgusting!!! *clears throught* would O'Neill please come to my office.

[Allestian]

Sam: OMG!!! Daniel! Put it back on! Put it back on right now! Or else!!!! What are you doing with that??? Don't come near me with it...
*Notices red light*
Daniel: Do you think they know that we're on about the Ori device I just switched off???

[Lokii]

Hammond: Would the person responsible for stealing Teal'c's security blanket please see that it is returned immediately! He is getting quite cranky.

[Allestian]

Hammond: Could the prson responsible for taping over Jack's Simpsons videos come to my office. Jack has a surprise for you.

*Jack stands in a corner and loads a rifle*

[Lokii]

"Shop Smart, Shop S Mart"

[keshya]

Dr. Lee report to the briefing room.Your mom says you forgot your lunch money