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  1. #61
    First Lieutenant ejohnno's Avatar
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    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom

    Mrs Jackson would you please come down to the SGC as Daniel has scrubbed his knee and wants his didums kissing all better.....damm...now where's the phone!?

  2. #62
    Second Lieutenant keshya's Avatar
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    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom

    hellooooo!!! Can someone help me? I've fallen and I can't get up!

  3. #63
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    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom

    It saddens me to report we've lost a important member of SGC (Stargate Cafteria): Blue Jello.
    I had to have the picture of Teal'c because as any woman can see Christopher Judge is talented, humourous and extremely sexy.

    http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f2...gkindhoney.jpg

  4. #64
    First Lieutenant ejohnno's Avatar
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    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom

    Quote Originally Posted by Kindhoney
    It saddens me to report we've lost a important member of SGC (Stargate Cafteria): Blue Jello.
    *big cries Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooo*

  5. #65
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    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom

    "Yeah, the gate's not real. As they step through it we inject them with some dillusion emitter that makes them think they're on another planet. While really they're asleep in the inifirmary."


  6. #66
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    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom

    "It's a beautiful day in this neighborhood,
    A beautiful day for a neighbor.
    Would you be mine?
    Could you be mine?...

    It's a neighborly day in this beauty wood,
    A neighborly day for a beauty.
    Would you be mine?
    Could you be mine?...

    I've always wanted to have a neighbor just like you.
    I've always wanted to live in a neighborhood with you.

    So, let's make the most of this beautiful day.
    Since we're together we might as well say:
    Would you be mine?
    Could you be mine?
    Won't you be my neighbor?
    Won't you please,
    Won't you please?
    Please won't you be my neighbor?"
    WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NO BLUE JELLO?

  7. #67
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    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom

    The Atlantis theme tune.

    What confusion there would be


  8. #68
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    "Unauthorized off world activation. Security..... ah who cares....."
    WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NO BLUE JELLO?

  9. #69
    Second Lieutenant keshya's Avatar
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    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom

    ... so give me a siiiiiiiign. Hit me baby one more time!

    (for those who have taste: it's a britney spears song. I looked up the lyrics)


  10. #70
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    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom

    Quote Originally Posted by keshya
    ... so give me a siiiiiiiign. Hit me baby one more time!
    i knew teal'c would break out of his shell someday

  11. #71
    Second Lieutenant keshya's Avatar
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    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom

    lol

  12. #72
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    "Manicures and Pedicures will begin in 10 minutes in the briefing room"
    WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NO BLUE JELLO?

  13. #73
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    Prostration is in 2 hours someone makes sure jack attends this time

  14. #74

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    "Attention, it has been brought to my attention that the intercom is down... wait a second... FELGER!"

    "Frak That Cylon Helio!"

    "Whispering from The Others"

    "The Dharma Swan Station Alarm going off...."

    "04 08 15 16 23 42 108" Over & over again....

    "Stargate... Noun.... A Device left behind by..."

    "Attention, A n00b has just come through the Stargate! He is Dribbling on the General's Shoes!"

  15. #75
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    "Warning warp core breech in progress...."
    WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NO BLUE JELLO?

  16. #76
    Lieutenant General Pharaoh Atem's Avatar
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    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom

    Quote Originally Posted by Lokii
    "Warning warp core breech in progress...."
    .....where's col. carter when we need her someone get dr. lee.......bad idea

  17. #77
    Second Lieutenant keshya's Avatar
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    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom

    all right, who painted the smiley on the iris?

  18. #78

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    Landry: Allright ... who put gum on the iris? You've jammed it all up now

    Walter: UNSCHEDULED OFFWORLD ACTIVATION

  19. #79
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    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom

    "Oh you pretty chitty bang bang, pretty chitty bang bang we love you..."

    *All of the high ranking personnel*


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    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom

    *I feel pretty, ohh soo pretty, I feel pretty and whitty and..............*

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