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  1. #41
    First Lieutenant Chutzpah's Avatar
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    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom

    General Landry: "SG-12, report to the breifing room please"

    General Landry: "Now, where was I? So, many a Tequilla later were back at her house... anyway fast foward to this morning and I have this rash, see, it runs all the way up my inner thigh and onto my..."

    Doctor: "Sir, should the red light still be on?"

    General Landry: "Oh Sh.. *click*"
    An all new Stargate spinoff presents

    Stargate: The B Team

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    The galaxy just got a whoooole lot crazier!

  2. #42
    Second Lieutenant keshya's Avatar
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    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom

    Bow before your God!

  3. #43
    First Lieutenant ejohnno's Avatar
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    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom

    *thud* *thud* *thud*.............*thud*

    Hammond: I SAID OPEN THE IRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. #44
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    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom

    Attention: The mess hall is temporarily out of cake. Please do not panic, this is a temporary situation.
    WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NO BLUE JELLO?

  5. #45
    First Lieutenant sgeureka's Avatar
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    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom

    "Stargate SG-1 is brought to you by the SciFi Channel."
    http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g3...s/AngryPC2.gif No, 'Eureka' is Greek for 'This bath is too hot.'
    http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g3...s/AngryPC2.gif
    http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g3...s/AngryPC2.gif "Because only an extremely deranged individual would think of doing what we're doing."
    http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g3...s/AngryPC2.gif (LOST producer Damon Lindelof, May 2007)
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    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom

    "From 5pm to 7pm join us for the pants optional socail mixer in the level 28 mess hall"
    WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NO BLUE JELLO?

  7. #47
    Lieutenant Colonel
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    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom

    'We have incoming. Reading IDC. It's Dr Felger and Dr Lee."
    "Close the iris."



    (No offence to the characters)

  8. #48
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    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom

    "Col Carter to the Briefing room... Pete is here to see you"
    WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NO BLUE JELLO?

  9. #49
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    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom

    Quote Originally Posted by Lokii
    "Col Carter to the Briefing room... Pete is here to see you"
    LMAO!!!

    *After hearing the intercom*
    "General O'Neill? Where are you going with the P-90?"


  10. #50
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    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom

    "Clean up teams to the briefing room..."
    WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NO BLUE JELLO?

  11. #51
    First Lieutenant ejohnno's Avatar
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    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom

    Hammond: All SG Teams to the breifing room as every team is going off-world today
    Daniel: But Sir it's the 6.6.06!
    Hammond: I know! Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  12. #52
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    Attention: would the owner of a purple thong please come and claim your property in the briefing room..
    WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NO BLUE JELLO?

  13. #53
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    Hammond: Atention Personel would you please refrain from using the Janitors closet for personal use as if i have to buy another mop i will get very annoyed!

  14. #54
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    Airman Jones please call you wife, she needs you to stop at the drugstore for femine products.....
    WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NO BLUE JELLO?

  15. #55
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    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom

    Hammond: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...that's disgusting!!! *clears throught* would O'Neill please come to my office.

  16. #56
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    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom

    Sam: OMG!!! Daniel! Put it back on! Put it back on right now! Or else!!!! What are you doing with that??? Don't come near me with it...
    *Notices red light*
    Daniel: Do you think they know that we're on about the Ori device I just switched off???


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    Hammond: Would the person responsible for stealing Teal'c's security blanket please see that it is returned immediately! He is getting quite cranky.
    WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NO BLUE JELLO?

  18. #58
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    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom

    Hammond: Could the prson responsible for taping over Jack's Simpsons videos come to my office. Jack has a surprise for you.

    *Jack stands in a corner and loads a rifle*


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    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom

    "Shop Smart, Shop S Mart"
    WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NO BLUE JELLO?

  20. #60
    Second Lieutenant keshya's Avatar
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    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom

    Dr. Lee report to the briefing room.Your mom says you forgot your lunch money

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