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  1. #21
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    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom

    Daniel Jackson: Listen up people, this is important. My killer poodle, Fluffy, is loose on the base. Now there is no need to panic, but she is a killer poodle. Only I know how to get rid of her and if I die all of you most likely will also suffer long painful deaths. Ok? The secret of how to defeat Fluffy is- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
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    Smile Re: things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom

    Quote Originally Posted by Ouroboros
    Hammond: Oh yeah, baby... oooohh yeah.... that's the way Daddy likes it..... ohhh yeah who's your daddy baby who's your...w.wait.... OH****!! *CLICK*.......................

    .......................

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    ROFLMAO!!!!b Excellent dude!!!
    "Live Peace - Speak Kindness - Dwell in Possibility"
    Hug Your Loved Ones!!
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  3. #23
    Major General Chelle DB's Avatar
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    Smile Re: things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom

    Quote Originally Posted by ReganX
    Kinsey: Hi, this is Bob. I just wanted to let you know that I am tickled pink about taking command of this fine facility. I'm sure we'll all get along great.

    Kinsey: *fifteen seconds later* Due to budget cuts, it is my sad duty to announce that the following people have to be let go; Jack O'Neill...(loooong pause) That is all.

    That is brilliant!! LOL!!! Well done.
    "Live Peace - Speak Kindness - Dwell in Possibility"
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    Major General Chelle DB's Avatar
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    Smile Re: things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom

    "Daniel Jackson...hang that flag back up and get your clothes on!"
    "Live Peace - Speak Kindness - Dwell in Possibility"
    Hug Your Loved Ones!!
    ~Amanda Tapping

  5. #25
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    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom

    Quote Originally Posted by ReganX
    Landry: I just wanted to let you know that Colonel Carter has finally been persuaded to take a long overdue vacation and that, for the next month, all scientific problems will be handled by Dr Lee. I'm sure we'll manage just fine and I know... *rest of Landry's announcement drowned out by panicked screams*


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    Lieutenant General Pharaoh Atem's Avatar
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    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom

    Quote Originally Posted by ReganX
    Kinsey: Hi, this is Bob. I just wanted to let you know that I am tickled pink about taking command of this fine facility. I'm sure we'll all get along great.

    Kinsey: *fifteen seconds later* Due to budget cuts, it is my sad duty to announce that the following people have to be let go; Jack O'Neill...(loooong pause) That is all.
    great

  7. #27
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    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom

    Landry: Attention, this is General Landry, your General, with a message from the General's Office. Would the parents of a small albino boy with a white cloak and a staff please report to the embarkation room immediately... That is a...

    Also:

    Landry: Attention. This is an emergency broadcast: All is well in the base. My authority as General is total.

    Steal them from the Simpsons? I have no idea what you're talking about...
    Last edited by Anubis69; June 2nd, 2006 at 08:30 AM.
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  8. #28
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    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom

    Mdeical team to the briefing room. Mediacl team to the briefing room. The General has a splinter!
    I'm a Slasher. I slash. It's what I do.


  9. #29
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    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom

    : Who's the Jaffa, who's the Jaffa?
    Ishta: (Squealing in delight) You are big daddy!
    I had to have the picture of Teal'c because as any woman can see Christopher Judge is talented, humourous and extremely sexy.

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    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom

    Sam: I quit!

  11. #31
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    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom

    Sam: Jack I love you and I can't live without you Marry me?
    It's a bird It's a plane NO it's a Flying Stargate!!

  12. #32
    Brigadier General ReganX's Avatar
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    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom

    Mitchell: I'll never quit. (Everyone at the SGC sobs, screams and wails in anguish)

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    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom

    Daniel: I'm leaving and never coming back.
    Walter: Well, there goes the planet.
    I'm a Slasher. I slash. It's what I do.


  14. #34

    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom

    Quote Originally Posted by ReganX
    Landry: I just wanted to let you know that Colonel Carter has finally been persuaded to take a long overdue vacation and that, for the next month, all scientific problems will be handled by Dr Lee. I'm sure we'll manage just fine and I know... *rest of Landry's announcement drowned out by panicked screams*
    Landry: *following on from previous annoncement* Sorry, did I say Dr Lee? I meant Dr Felger ... *everyone bolts for the exits*

    Landry: Hallowed are the Ori ... wait a second ... is this thing on?

    Landry: Hey you, get back to hallowing the Ori

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    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom

    Quote Originally Posted by ReganX
    Sam: I quit!
    there goes the planet

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    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom

    Quote Originally Posted by ReganX
    Mitchell: I'll never quit.
    damn right go mitchell

  17. #37
    First Lieutenant ejohnno's Avatar
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    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom

    Jack: ooo this red button is shiny *click* *over head sirens go off* *SELF DESTRUCT IN 5 SECONDS 5. 4. 3. 2. 1......................
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    ..........................................*

    Jack: That was just a drill Good Morning Campers!

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    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom

    O'Neill: this is a message concerning the departure of Dr. Daniel Jackson. He was not only a brilliant scientist, but also a good friend, ...

    after the speech

    O'Neill: all right, I'm taking bets. I say he's back in two days, who says sooner?

    _______


    sam: Jack! I'm pregnant!

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    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom

    Hammond: Following the results of the latest physicals, Dr Jackson is now banned from consuming coffee of any kind. All personnel are hereby ordered to take the mug from him, by force if necessary, if he is seen to be drinking coffee.

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    Default Re: things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom

    Landry: Well guys, bad news. The International Committee cut off all our funding. So, it looks like were gonna have to a have a bake sale. Walter, you make brownies, and I'll bring in sugar cookies.

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