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things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom
"So I took Thor the asgard and his mates out for a couple of drinks and he crashed the fleet ship into a planet. No chance for us when the Ori arrive..."
Kinsey: Hi, this is Bob. I just wanted to let you know that I am tickled pink about taking command of this fine facility. I'm sure we'll all get along great.
Kinsey: *fifteen seconds later* Due to budget cuts, it is my sad duty to announce that the following people have to be let go; Jack O'Neill...(loooong pause) That is all.
Kinsey: Hi, this is Bob. I just wanted to let you know that I am tickled pink about taking command of this fine facility. I'm sure we'll all get along great.
Kinsey: *fifteen seconds later* Due to budget cuts, it is my sad duty to announce that the following people have to be let go; Jack O'Neill...(loooong pause) That is all.
Landry: "I've got some good news and some bad news. The bad news is an infection is running through the base. In a short time most of you you should expect temporary paralysis and loss of bowl and bladder function. Unfortunatly no one will be able to help you, as it's very likely they will be suffering the same thing, and I don't want to go out and risk getting infected.
The good news is, I got a raise!
Your're all still thinking about the bad news aren't you? What I should have done is I should have told you the good news first!"
Walter Chevron 1 encoded Chevron 2 encoded Chevron 3 encoded Chevron 4 encoded Chevron 5 encoded chevon .......ummmmmmm damn i forgot what was after 5 ........Col carter help!!!!!!!
Landry: I just wanted to let you know that Colonel Carter has finally been persuaded to take a long overdue vacation and that, for the next month, all scientific problems will be handled by Dr Lee. I'm sure we'll manage just fine and I know... *rest of Landry's announcement drowned out by panicked screams*
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