Stephen Colbert speech. For liberals and republicans with a sense of humor.
I just thought this was one of the funniest things I'd seen in years. Enjoy-
http://www.democracynow.org/article....6/05/03/145234
http://www.democracynow.org/article....6/05/03/145234
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Stephen Colbert is the 2nd best journalist out there. The Colbert Report should get an Emmy in both the comedy and news categories.Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering-Yoda
The more bizzare a thing, the less mysterious it proves to be-Sherlock Holmes
I reject your reality and substitute my own-Adam Savage
A person is smart. People are stupid, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it-Agent Kay
That is the exploration that awaits you�not mapping stars and studying nebulae, but charting the unknown possibilities of existence-Q
Church: I learned a very valuable lesson in my travels, Tucker. No matter how bad things might seem...
Caboose: They could be worse?
Church: Nope, no matter how bad they seem, they can't be any better, and they can't be any worse, because that's the way things f***ing are, and you better get used to it Nancy. Quit-yer-b****ing.
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I definetly agree, however they'd have some tough competition from Democracy Now, the show I got the clip from.Originally posted by Exiled MasterComment
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I'm just thinking about the big smile on Amy Goodman's face as she presented the Steven Colbert clip.Originally posted by Battousai the Manslayer
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I loved the speech. I thought it was brilliant, funny and on point. Some people don't agree. A large number have chosen to ignore it but I loved his daring. It takes guts to humorously insult the president and his friends to their faces.
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Colbert is my new hero.
"Then you write, "Oh, they're just rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic." First of all, that is a terrible metaphor. This administration is not sinking. This administration is soaring. If anything, they are rearranging the deck chairs on the Hindenburg!"
Pure brilliance.
And TONY SNOW is the new press secretary??!! I'm speechless.
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So are you now a member of the "Colbert Nation"?Originally posted by ToasterOnFireColbert is my new hero.
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WOOOO HOOOO COLBERT ROCKS!!! GO COLBERT REPORT!
lmaoYou can ask him anything, but he's going to say what he wants at the pace that he wants. It's like boxing a glacier. Enjoy that metaphor, by the way, because your grandchildren will have no idea what a glacier is.sigpic
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Thank for posting this! I love the Colbert Report. The Word is The Best. I am glad the Commedy Channel re-runs it the next day.amytay
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Codename...Snowjob.Originally posted by ToasterOnFireAnd TONY SNOW is the new press secretary??!! I'm speechless.
There's just so many great lines in there, I was stunned. I'm glad other people liked it aswell.Oh, what an honor. To speak at the White House Press core dinner, some body pinch me. No, wait...I'm a heavy sleeper. Somebody shoot me in the face.
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I think the Tek Jensen Adventures stuff is funny.
Other than that, I don't really care for the show. Then again, I spent two years as a government major and I'm pretty sick of politics. Hence the change to history. I still have to put up with it, but not nearly as much.
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Jon Stewart-Secretary of State
Stephen Colbert-Press Secretary
Carlos Mencia (not sure yet)Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering-Yoda
The more bizzare a thing, the less mysterious it proves to be-Sherlock Holmes
I reject your reality and substitute my own-Adam Savage
A person is smart. People are stupid, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it-Agent Kay
That is the exploration that awaits you�not mapping stars and studying nebulae, but charting the unknown possibilities of existence-Q
Church: I learned a very valuable lesson in my travels, Tucker. No matter how bad things might seem...
Caboose: They could be worse?
Church: Nope, no matter how bad they seem, they can't be any better, and they can't be any worse, because that's the way things f***ing are, and you better get used to it Nancy. Quit-yer-b****ing.
If you smoke, you choke. If you choke, you're dead. 'Nuff said.Comment
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And Lewis Black can be Ambassador to the United Nations.Originally posted by Exiled Master
Carlos Mencia...I'm thinking he should be President of the Senate. That would be interesting. I would never turn off C-SPAN.
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And Wayne Brady could be the entire cabinet.amytay
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I love it! But who for president? Not Dave Chappelle because of reliability. But never the blue collar comedy guys. We're close enough to that already.Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering-Yoda
The more bizzare a thing, the less mysterious it proves to be-Sherlock Holmes
I reject your reality and substitute my own-Adam Savage
A person is smart. People are stupid, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it-Agent Kay
That is the exploration that awaits you�not mapping stars and studying nebulae, but charting the unknown possibilities of existence-Q
Church: I learned a very valuable lesson in my travels, Tucker. No matter how bad things might seem...
Caboose: They could be worse?
Church: Nope, no matter how bad they seem, they can't be any better, and they can't be any worse, because that's the way things f***ing are, and you better get used to it Nancy. Quit-yer-b****ing.
If you smoke, you choke. If you choke, you're dead. 'Nuff said.Comment
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