Freyr's Revenge

[Kelt'ar]

Area 51
Memo: Alien Activity in Southpark, Colorado.

This tape was recovered in a rescue mission, conducted in a river in South park, Co. Two Teenage boys (names withheld) were rescued from the South park river and the tape was recovered in their car, whick was submerged in the river. Right now, the boys are not talking about the tape, and their lawyers insist that they have no comment. But the tape confirms in graphic detail, the earlier rumors about extraterrestial activity in Colorado. Below is excerps from said tape.

[Kelt'ar]

Did ya'll get the joke at all?

[Jumper One]

... I don't think I do.

[Kelt'ar]

... I don't think I do.

It's supposed to be a tape in comic book format.
- A teenage Stan from Southpark is being recorded by Kyle with a
camcorder.
-They here a man screaming it happens to be being chased and shot
at by a gang of Asgards, led by Freyr.
- Then they finally catch up to him and subdue him. Kyle zooms in on them,
and Freyr notices the teenagers he shoots at them.

- They escape and run to the car where Eric Cartman is eating at a bonfire.
- They try to warn him but he curses at them and gets zapped by Freyr.
- Stan and Kyle drive away, but notices an asgard ship following them.
Freyr zooms out of the ship with a hover bike. He pulls alongside and tries
to shoot, but they slam on the breaks. Freyr slams into a pole.
- Stan and kyle then crash into a river.

* The asgard speaking is just words written backwards, and from the bottom up, so you can read it.

I thought it might be a little bit confusing. With the bad drawing and all