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    Am I the only one who doesn't get Chuck Norris jokes?

    I know who Chuck Norris is, but the jokes arn't funny. Why are they so popular?
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    #2
    You're not alone. I am a big fan of most kinds of humor. And I don't particularly feel one way or the other about Chuck Norris and recognize the great possibility for joke making that is Chuck Norris's existance, but i just don't get them either, they are just lame.

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      #3
      Chuck Norris is a bad arse. The jokes are impossible situations that Chuck Norris achieves with ease. If you've seen any Churck Norris movies and then put him in the situations of the jokes then it becomes funny. Requires imagination for it to work, but keep at it.
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        #4
        I think they're really funny and I don't think that makes me dumb. I think that people just have different types of humor. I can't stand a number of comedians who I know are really popular with other people.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Scythe View Post
          I think they're really funny and I don't think that makes me dumb. I think that people just have different types of humor. I can't stand a number of comedians who I know are really popular with other people.
          same here there not funny not funny to me but i know others could die laughing
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            #6
            they are funny but they aren't laugh out loud funny, at best they make me smile, or make a "hm!" noise
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              #7
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              Spoiler:
              chuck norris DOES get chuck noris jokes


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                Who?
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                  Sometimes it takes a crowd of other people laughing to make me laugh.
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                    #10
                    Chuck Norris doesn't get Chuck Norris jokes.
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                      #11
                      i don't get it.

                      so i just move on and pay attention to bigger and better things
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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Skydiver View Post
                        i don't get it.

                        so i just move on and pay attention to bigger and better things
                        nothing is bigger or better than chuck!!

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                          #13
                          Chuck norris jokes are brilliant if well timed. A well timed and unexpected Chuck norris joke in a game can be priceless.
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by TrustNo1 View Post
                            Chuck Norris is a bad arse. The jokes are impossible situations that Chuck Norris achieves with ease. If you've seen any Churck Norris movies and then put him in the situations of the jokes then it becomes funny. Requires imagination for it to work, but keep at it.
                            LMAO at needs imagination to work, kudos to you bruh

                            They are amazing feats that Chuck Norris just has to be able to do considering the ordeals he contends with on his many b rated movies. Pure fun requireing IMAGINATION, lol
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by SG-1ssm View Post
                              I know who Chuck Norris is, but the jokes arn't funny. Why are they so popular?
                              Yes you are and because he is a badarse, lol. No offense
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