The Best Line You've Recently Heard in Stargate!

[Lord Shiva]

I just saw the "Bug Episode" - great episode! The funniest thing I've heard on Stargate was at the end.

Spoiler:

They're talking about movie night, and they decide to have it. Daniel asks what movie they're watching, Tea'lc says "Oldschool?" and Mitchell replies with the absolutely perfect answer "Starship Troopers." lol

Teal'c then asks if its funny and Mitchell is like "Oh, you could say that" or something like that.... funny stuff

[PG15]

It's actually

Spoiler:

Mitch: Starship Troopers
Teal'c: Is it humorous?
Mitch: Is it ever...

But yes, very funny.

[the fifth man]

There's been lots of great little moments this season. I think a lot of people have just either chosen to overlook them, or have been too biased against this season to give anything a fair shot.

[Ancient 1]

Vala had some decent one-liners, but it got old quickly because they were all about the same thing: sexual innuendos with Daniel; or anyone. How about what she said to the official of the oversight committee? That was fun, but still the same old stuff.

[kirmit]

I rele liked it in avalon when vala said about earth having a limited gene pool when lookin at mitchell and daniel, that cracked me up.

[the fifth man]

I rele liked it in avalon when vala said about earth having a limited gene pool when lookin at mitchell and daniel, that cracked me up.

That was funny. Speaking of "Avalon" though, I also loved Mitchell with the whole "..bullets bounce" line with Teal'c.

[Ichigo]

in Fail safe today

Jack: Hanmond will find us!
Sam: I'm confident
Daneil: Me too
Teal'c: As am i

I'm sorry but thats repeated like 4 times in Fail Safe and it just strikes my funny bone.

Edit: opps this is the Season 9 thread

Ummm

how bout

Michiel: "The Warriors of the Sodan(sp) are real Colonel Michiel" trys to speak in base like teal'c
Daniel: Needs more base.

[the fifth man]

In "Ethon", when Daniel and Jarrod Kane were in the jail cells. -

Jarrod Kane - "Don't you ever give up?" (or something to that effect)
Daniel - "Not until I'm dead. And sometimes not even then." (something like that.)

That line from Daniel gave me quite the smirk.

[immhotep]

i think scourge had it good at starship troopers, it was old school SG humor...which is good and my favourate.

[GateAngel]

"Right now, it's just SG-Me." Mitchell in Avalon.

I love that line.

[Lord Shiva]

I rele liked it in avalon when vala said about earth having a limited gene pool when lookin at mitchell and daniel, that cracked me up.

hahaha and the best thing was that Mitchell and Daniel paused, looked at each other, looked confused, then looked back at Vala

[GateR_mk]

McKay's line about Shepperd and Weir being "two consenting adults" in "the long goodbye" was also very funny.

[Otera]

I rele liked it in avalon when vala said about earth having a limited gene pool when lookin at mitchell and daniel, that cracked me up.

the idoitic (matching) expressions really did it there, in that moment, the two of them do look alot alike.

[NakedJehutyV2]

impudence

no, tuna

[aussie]

sorry for bringing in an atlantis quote but the quote about the clowns is just a piss-a! FUNNY SH*T
lol